My knife is too long!
Sky King

Oxford, OH

#1 Mar 6, 2013
People who are afraid of flying with people with kives who threaten their lives don't have to whine or worry about mine; because the main blade of my genuine SWISS ARMY KNIFE is a little too long at 2.5". Prior to 2001, I used to fly with pocket knives every time, which actually and factually made my fellow and female passengers safer because many of them likewise carried pocket knives that could have saved our lives. After the 9-11 terrorist attacks, a TV comedian who was black, said that he noticed that they did not skyjack that midnight flight into Detroit City, which was a pity. See if skyjackers have the brains not to try to skyjack a redneck plane. Listen to the bedwetters squeal, this knife thing is no big deal.
The New Cool Warrior

Bryan, OH

#2 Mar 9, 2013
Prior to 2001, how many airline passengers died and lost their lives because of knives? I used to fly with knives all the time, including when I flew into New York City, back in October 2001; when I went there to show that I cared and spend my money on entertainment and honeys,'hos an'shows, like ya know. Local folks were more greatful than hateful.

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