where can you get a full body massage...

where can you get a full body massage in dayton?

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vacation man

Brownstown, IN

#1 Mar 23, 2013
are they legal?
Library Lover

United States

#2 Mar 24, 2013
What the heck, these spoiled citizen bitches won't even massage your shoulders and neck. Oh, oh, oh where did those lovely little Asian ladies go? Such a shitty pitty when those racist nativists ran them out of Moron City. those Moraine massageee parlors, there were four, but we have them no more, because people thought that I and other normal guys were paying for whores. Now, the lack of wives and nightlives bore us and make us snore. Ain't it funny, we quit helping them make and take entertainment tax money?
WHIO fan

Dayton, OH

#3 Mar 24, 2013
Library Lover wrote:
What the heck, these spoiled citizen bitches won't even massage your shoulders and neck. Oh, oh, oh where did those lovely little Asian ladies go? Such a shitty pitty when those racist nativists ran them out of Moron City. those Moraine massageee parlors, there were four, but we have them no more, because people thought that I and other normal guys were paying for whores. Now, the lack of wives and nightlives bore us and make us snore. Ain't it funny, we quit helping them make and take entertainment tax money?
Did they give you a happy ending?
Literature Lover

United States

#4 Mar 24, 2013
A happy ending might be a goodnight kiss under the front porch light? Entertainment expenses, including gasoline and tips, paying for delightful conversation with convivial companionship.
Dumbass Dimuhcrat

United States

#5 Mar 24, 2013
You got drugs. You get hugs...with bugs and thugs and slugs.
WHIO fan

Dayton, OH

#6 Mar 24, 2013
Literature Lover wrote:
A happy ending might be a goodnight kiss under the front porch light? Entertainment expenses, including gasoline and tips, paying for delightful conversation with convivial companionship.
Nah Leon, you know what I meant! Did you at least get a hand job,or did you let them rob?
The Duke of Hazard

United States

#8 Mar 25, 2013
I love Asian ladies because they are so honest, nice, polite, considerate, compassionate and wise to us citizen guys (whether or not we get between and massage each others' thighs): "You so young! You so handsome! You want extra?"
WHIO TV fan

Dayton, OH

#9 Mar 25, 2013
The Duke of Hazard wrote:
I love Asian ladies because they are so honest, nice, polite, considerate, compassionate and wise to us citizen guys (whether or not we get between and massage each others' thighs): "You so young! You so handsome! You want extra?"
You see, Yuna Lee would work for me! I'd even be ok with saying hello to Megan Mongillo!
Retard Republicun

Dayton, OH

#10 Mar 27, 2013
Diversity without perversity: Yuna, Erica, Megan, Katie and me upon a big bed together, showing we care and fairly share! Wouldn't you like to see us on TV?

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