don't you hate brats?

[highgasprices]

annoying aren't they? they make too much noise and swear a lot. they stink. they need to go to school and stop playing hooky.

[The New Cool Warrior]

And are too lazy to capitalize like us older and wiser guys who learned how to read and write; and I must mention without bitchin' that we learned how to pay attention with reading comprehension, being literary fans with longer attention spans, not staring at screens, if you know what I mean, not deliberately making holes in our jeans while wearing belts and keeping them clean.