Who do you support for Governor in Ok...

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#2693 Jun 16, 2014
DOD wrote:
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Fox news?
500 million?
770 billion?
more gibberish incoherent ramblings....
Spin, cluelessness more ramblings....
700 billion?
past gamma teachers?
WOW... clearly critical thinking skills are NOT your strong suit.
You got that right. Why do the low information voter think they have something to share on a political subject? They are always clueless always beyond their limited understanding. I almost feel embarrassed for "Johnny Democrat". I guess we should pray he gets someone in his life who can show him how far off reservation he's strayed.
Johnny democrat

Okmulgee, OK

#2694 Jun 16, 2014
Shawn hannity that you?dont waist prayers on me but i guess thats typical instead of praying for poor and sick you'd rather have me some fox guidance for a liberal.Aw dang it i guess you do care.NOT

Greenbrier, AR

#2695 Jun 16, 2014

Sorry, our seditious adulterous Ho Tramp is here to stay."""

Yes, the Ho is here to stay, no matter that all union people, school teachers, cops, and most of the normal people want her to go, we is stuck with the adulterous tramp another four years becaus okies are quite insane.

Greenbrier, AR

#2696 Jun 16, 2014

Sorry, our seditious adulterous Ho Tramp is here to stay."""

Yes, the Ho is here to stay, no matter that all union people, school teachers, cops, and most of the normal people want her to go, we is stuck with the adulterous tramp another four years because okies are quite insane.
yella dog democrat

Weatherford, OK

#2697 Jun 17, 2014
You are probably right. It's quite sad actually.

United States

#2698 Jun 20, 2014
Isn't four years enough?

The damage the old sow has done to the state will take twenty years to undo....

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#2699 Jun 20, 2014
FAKE Jay wrote:
Isn't four years enough?
The damage the old sow has done to the state will take twenty years to undo....
Ah Karen take a break go pee, where's Ray btw?

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#2700 Jun 21, 2014
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How is your political race?
With lies, and deception, and a general look of spite for the people,
Blood thirsty, but with a genuine love for the rich 1%

She really is a useless twit,
She really does have brains of sh!t,
She screwed the job she was elected to,
'Cuz as I said, her brains are poo.
Her fifteen minutes must be done,
Too bad she won't become a nun,
But that requires morality,
And she only fakes THAT, for a fee

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#2701 Jun 21, 2014
There was an American history and art buff who was also very wealthy.

After collecting artifacts from a period, she would set them up in a room of her government provided mansion decorated with murals reflecting the time represented.

She commissioned a famous impressionist at taxpayers expense to paint the wall over the collection from Custer's Last Stand.

The work took 6 weeks to complete behind closed doors.

At last the day came to unveil and admire this great piece of history painted above her priceless treasures..

The scaffolding was removed and the drapes dropped.

Mary stood there gazing in silenced shock. Before her was a panorama beginning with a winged and halo-ed bovine standing on a cloud. Below was a field of waving grass, filled with hundreds of native Americans in an orgy of pornographic activity.

Mary asked the artist,'What the hell is this?"

The artist replied, "I tried to imagine what Custer was thinking when he rode over that hill, and this is my rendition of

---"Holy cow, look at all those f-ing Indians!"---

He continued, "I know that you would appreciate it as how much you hate indians."
Packing Heat

United States

#2702 Jun 21, 2014
Three Oklahoma surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in Oklahoma. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven
fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train raveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
with was the woman's peroxide hair and the horse's AZZ. I was able to put them together and now she's is the Governor of Oklahoma.

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#2703 Jun 21, 2014
Ace was telling his buddy, Bud, You won't believe what happened last night.
My daughter walked into the living room and said,

"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. Don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."

"Holy Smokes," replied Bud, "she actually said that?"

Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said, "Dad, meet my new boyfriend-- F'kstick. We're going to work together on Mary Fallin's election campaign!"

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#2704 Jun 21, 2014
This is I, TAMARA.

A sadist gets pleasure out of knowing that he or she has upset someone. The more you argue or fight with a sadistic person, the more he or she gets out of the exchange.

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#2705 Jun 21, 2014
I do not like this Falin chick
With every word a dirty trick.
I do not like her looks so smug.
I do not like her lying mug.
I do not like her love for guns.
I do not like the way she runs.
I do not like her soundy-bites.
Or the cheating way she fights.
I do not like her flirty ways.
Or how she coyly bashes gays.
I don't like her religion, no.
Or how she murders wildlife, so.
I do not like this Falin chick.
She has the brainpower of a brick

United States

#2706 Jun 21, 2014
I do not like Mary worth a damn.
She has the IQ of a clam.
She says, she doesn't like dirty crooks.
Then why does she sell that crap in her books?
She doesn't like it when congress steals.
Except when they take the hungry's meals.
She doesn't like the Yes, We Can!
Because it beat her and that old man.
Shes always caught telling stupid lies.
She can't comprehend your smug replies.
She doesn't this kind of hope.
Poor ole Mary is a dope, dope, dope

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#2707 Jun 21, 2014
Any Native American that can stomach to vote for Mary Fallin after supporting Rich South Carolina white folks instead of supporting a native american father, would be a very poor citizen of Oklahoma and any Oklahoma tribe.

If one fails to see just how Mary Fallin thought processes are toward native Americans, one needs to do some research and some deep thought on the matter.

Then get registered to vote, and vote one's conscience.

The different tribes should get on board and vote this governor out of office.

YOU, as a Native American could be NEXT.

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#2708 Jun 21, 2014
• While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Oklahoma rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Mary Fallin and her bid to be the governor of Oklahoma again. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Falin is a post turtle..."

• Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

• The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

• The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain:

• "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dumb azz put her up there to begin with!"

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#2709 Jun 21, 2014
Mary Fallin – White Trash Appeal

Please.. I don’t want to see my state being the international laughing stock for another 4 yrs (potentially)….

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#2710 Jun 21, 2014
Look at the issues. Fallin is a hypocrite because she’s all about “family values,” but has none that are respectable. But besides all this, I would really like to see the Republicans wake up to the real issues our nation faces instead of playing games and attacking Democrats. One side is speaking about problems and solutions while the other is making us try to believe that they, being corporate patsies, can relate to the rest of us. The economy, treasury, war, environment, overpopulation, and medical care issues are what’s really important. The Fallin ticket promises more of the failed program, which is a shame for me as a conservative. Real family values means trying to protect the future for our children; a future that Fallin and friends have squandered.

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#2711 Jun 21, 2014
There was a town in Oklahoma were everybody
committed adultery. They were always going to
the town preacher for forgiveness. The preacher
was surprised as how many people committed
adultery. He said,"

If you do not stop
committing adultery I will leave this church."

The people did not want to lose this preacher
Because, he was nice so they made a codename
for adultery,--'fallin'--. The preacher later
died and the town got another preacher to
replace him. He was new and did not
understand why everyone was --'fallin'--.
One day he went to the governor office and said,"
You need to get new sidewalks or do something
about the asphalt because everybody is
The governor started to laugh a little
but the preacher said,"
I would not be laughing
if I were you. You have fallin three
times this week."

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#2712 Jun 21, 2014
Ms Mary Fallin was infiltration an old folk’s home in Dell City seeking a few names for absentee ballots when one of the inmates crossed in front of her entourage without the proper stooping, groveling ,and down turned eyes.

“Do you know who I am?” she demanded belligerently.

The old fart replied,“No, but go to the front desk and they will tell you

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