Convenience store robber nets 20 years

A Cook County man will spend 20 years in prison after admitting to robbing a Zion convenience store in May.

[LaMarque Bodeen]

Don't yall jus luv that store. U can steal almost everything. I go in there when my funds are low. Once I snagged a laptop out of a parked squad car and sold it a seven mile fair for 75 bucks.
Than creepy donkadonk behind the counter looks like buckwheat. He stanks too. O tay.

[Hedley Lamaar]

Maybe you should join him when he goes up the creek. And da only ting you snagged out of parked squad car was a ride. And it's HEEEEDDDDLEEEEY!!!

[Kmiller]

Hey Hedley, you're a fudgepacker Don't get saucey with me "Bernnaise"

[Hedley Lamaar]

"Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters."

[Hedley Lamaar]

Kmiller wrote:

Hey Hedley, you're a fudgepacker Don't get saucey with me "Bernnaise"

Shut up, you Teutonic twaat!

[Count DeMoney]

Hey Heeeeeddddleeeeey,
Bet you grow up to be public servant, then get fired and lose your pension because of official misconduct!

[Sgt K McCarthy]

All I did was forge one little judge's signature on one little search warrant and I lose my job and go to jail. What's the big deal? You know something
there's a lot of sex in prison. Cool.

[SMDAFO]

Are you and all of your different personalities having fun?

[Hedley Lamaar]

Count DeMoney wrote:

Hey Heeeeeddddleeeeey,
Bet you grow up to be public servant, then get fired and lose your pension because of official misconduct!

Now you "Go do... that voodoo... that you do... so well!"

[Hedley Lamaar]

"Where's my froggy? "

[Hedley Lamaar]

Sgt K McCarthy wrote:

All I did was forge one little judge's signature on one little search warrant and I lose my job and go to jail. What's the big deal? You know something
there's a lot of sex in prison. Cool.

"That's not much of a crime." While your there "Give the Governor harrumph!"

[Wargames-Joshua]

If I was behind the counter and someone comes in a says he has a gun, give me the money, I would not think twice about shooting this chump. But he should have had my two dogs,Thunder and Lightning,germanshepards. They will tear his ass up. And very quikly use my gun and shoot his ass.
These kind of thugs, don`t like to be bit up by dogs. Now he will spend the next 20 sleeping with bubba. And his girlfriend will get married to his neighbor.

[Bernaise]

It's good to be the king!