Dirty Limericks!
Gus

Houston, TX

#1 May 1, 2012
There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
Challenger

Spring, TX

#2 May 1, 2012
There was this old fellow named Trent
Who while trying to get some it bent
So without any trouble
He put it in double
But instead of coming he went

“Keep it greasy !!!!”

Since: Sep 09

Location hidden

#3 May 2, 2012
There once was a man from Morass
who had artificial balls
made entirely of brass
he could bang them together to play Stormy Weather
and lightning would shoot from his ass

“Keep it greasy !!!!”

Since: Sep 09

Location hidden

#4 May 2, 2012
There was a young lad name of Durcan
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
His father said, "Durcan!
Stop jerkin' your gherkin!
Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'.

“Keep it greasy !!!!”

Since: Sep 09

Location hidden

#5 May 2, 2012
A worried young man from Stamboul
Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic;
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"

“Keep it greasy !!!!”

Since: Sep 09

Location hidden

#6 May 2, 2012
There was a young man from St. Louis,
Who gave his dear sister a screw.
He said with aplomb,
"You're better then Mom!"
Said she, "That's what Dad told me, too."
valerie

Canada

#7 Dec 13, 2012
Manny Hanjohbs wrote:
There was a young man from St. Louis,
Who gave his dear sister a screw.
He said with aplomb,
"You're better then Mom!"
Said she, "That's what Dad told me, too."
lol cute i got a bang out of all Your limericks
seb

Colorado Springs, CO

#8 Mar 4, 2013
there once was a man from peru, who once fell asleep in a canoe, while dreaming of venus, he played with his penis and woke up with a hand full of goo

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