Who do you support for Governor in Te...
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12860 Jan 29, 2013
Texan wrote:
Does anyone want to meet up later to thumb wrestle, texas style?
It's where two guys wrestle until one guy puts his thumb up the other guys butt. He is the winner!
I like to let the other guy win lol.
You can always tell a thumb wrestler by the size of his belt buckle. The bigger the buckle, the bigger the bung-hole!
I bet that you stretch your bung-hole with your head. You must really love the smell of crap.
tesd

Hondo, TX

#12861 Jan 29, 2013
test

“Vote”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#12862 Jan 29, 2013
Defiant1 wrote:
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Sounds like you need to run for Congress. You will fit right in.
Or, something will fit right in him!
Pedro

Corpus Christi, TX

#12863 Jan 29, 2013
What
Chorizo Patron

Denton, TX

#12864 Jan 29, 2013
http://www.lemonparty.tv/ <- Vote for the party that Texas needs.
Socialism Studies

United States

#12865 Jan 29, 2013
I hate socialism so much :

If my house is on fire I won't call the fire department, and i'll never call the police for any reason.

I don't drive on public roads, or use traffic lights. I don't use tap water, the US Mail or fly in an airplane since they're all goverment subsidised.

I can't send my kids to public school, or take anything out from the library.

Socialism is no good, and has no place in america. It will never work!
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12866 Jan 29, 2013
Socialism Studies wrote:
I hate socialism so much :
If my house is on fire I won't call the fire department, and i'll never call the police for any reason.
I don't drive on public roads, or use traffic lights. I don't use tap water, the US Mail or fly in an airplane since they're all goverment subsidised.
I can't send my kids to public school, or take anything out from the library.
Socialism is no good, and has no place in america. It will never work!
The only thing that doesn't work, is you.
Robert E Lee

United States

#12867 Jan 29, 2013
Texan wrote:
Does anyone want to meet up later to thumb wrestle, texas style?
It's where two guys wrestle until one guy puts his thumb up the other guys butt. He is the winner!
I like to let the other guy win lol.
You can always tell a thumb wrestler by the size of his belt buckle. The bigger the buckle, the bigger the bung-hole!
My sgts and I were busy thumb wrestling during the civil war, that's why we got wrecked.

(And we were not only wrong, but weak too. A tradition that continues in the south today.)
Defiant1

United States

#12868 Jan 29, 2013
My grand daddy used to beat me in thumb wrestling all of the dang time.

He did it with both hands on my shoulders, too I don't know how! It was like a magic show.

Just like magic, he made me promise that it was our little secret.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#12869 Jan 29, 2013
Defiant1 wrote:
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I want you to stretch my bung-hole with your head. I really love the smell of men.
Defiant1? More like Deflaming1!!

You just got Fong'd!

B.Fong
ol sugar pants

United States

#12877 Jan 30, 2013
I want to perform a damn invasion of your prostate!
Let's meet up at the bar tonight, I'll push in your stool - while you're standing, u hick faget!

"Texan" posts here instead of Virginia because there are many more gays in texas for him to meet. The steers and queers thing is true, and there are many more queers.

Topix is a gay meetup site, I know you can't help it but stop playing dumb!
Facts Machine

United States

#12878 Jan 30, 2013
damn invasion wrote:
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God told us we could eat meat that wasn't with a cloven hoof.
So, yes, we can eat meat.
Are you anorexic or anything? You must have some kind of eating disorder.
God didn't say that, man did. That bible is only a few thousand years old, and the earth is more than a few BILLION years old. It's one bible of many bibles, of many religions.

There are bigger religions older than Christianity, which don't eat meat. The people practicing them also act much more like Jesus than anyone in texas does. Jesus was a dark skinned liberal, so he even has much more in common with Obama than you!

You seemed to miss the part right in the beginning of your book where it said " thou shalt not kill".
Fffhvd

United States

#12879 Jan 30, 2013
Vgrsdg
Ida

Dallas, TX

#12880 Jan 30, 2013
But he was a fisherman.
Ruins your whole PETA argument. BTW, if you read past their first webpage PETA stands for and works toward some pretty eye-opening goals:

The end of pet ownership in one generation. They think animals have rights, so they shouldn't be "slaves." This kind of thinking moves us back to the Dark Ages, when they can prosecute us for putting out rat poison or hitting a raccoon on the highway. If they have rights, then PETA can sue in a class action situation when we spray for West Nile, or even swat a fly.
A fly is a rat is a dog is a boy.
That is part of their mantra. Every PETA member I have ever met will eventually make that statement.
Yes, Jesus ate fish. If he was truly God among us, wouldn't he know what he should and shouldn't eat?
Just more idiots trying to tell everyone else what to eat, what to drive, what to wear and what to say.
Cdu

United States

#12881 Jan 30, 2013
Ubd

“Vote”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#12882 Jan 30, 2013
Facts Machine wrote:
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God didn't say that, man did. That bible is only a few thousand years old, and the earth is more than a few BILLION years old. It's one bible of many bibles, of many religions.
There are bigger religions older than Christianity, which don't eat meat. The people practicing them also act much more like Jesus than anyone in texas does. Jesus was a dark skinned liberal, so he even has much more in common with Obama than you!
You seemed to miss the part right in the beginning of your book where it said " thou shalt not kill".
Which"bigger religion"is older than Christianity? By the way, only stupid people generalize.There are quite a few liberals in Texas.We even voted for Obama! We were just outnumbered.

“Vote”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#12883 Jan 30, 2013
Robert E Lee wrote:
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My sgts and I were busy thumb wrestling during the civil war, that's why we got wrecked.
(And we were not only wrong, but weak too. A tradition that continues in the south today.)
Weak? Better check out those civil war fatality statistics.
tesd

Hondo, TX

#12884 Jan 30, 2013
test

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#12885 Jan 30, 2013
damn invasion wrote:
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Y'all, woman tend to stay away from me. In fact I've only been with under a handful of women, all of which were fat and pretty dang ugly. Seems as if pretty ladies dont like old, ignorant racists who spend their days in chat rooms listening to glen beck.Those Mexicans keep coming in, and I'm too dang weak to defend myself. I can't hurt a dang fly y'all!!
Psst, I heard a family was moving to this country, just like your family did at one time, to look for a better life. You better arm yourself to the teeth and hide inside the trailer park, typing paranoid comments on a dumb website, that'll show them! Damn Invasion: You just got Fong'd

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#12886 Jan 30, 2013
damn invasion wrote:
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Why do you post from VA?

That's as close as he can get to Texas without getting his ass kicked.

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