Who do you support for Governor in Te...
tesd

Hondo, TX

#12788 Jan 24, 2013
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Queen Hillary

United States

#12789 Jan 24, 2013
I'm warming up in the bullpen, for 2016

Thanks to King Obama for keeping the oval office intelligent and warm for me.

Hopefully the rednecks try to cecede again, so we can kill them, again.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12791 Jan 24, 2013
Queen Hillary wrote:
I'm warming up in the bullpen, for 2016
Thanks to King Obama for keeping the oval office intelligent and warm for me.
Hopefully the rednecks try to cecede again, so we can kill them, again.
Sure, just like you did to that border patrol agent and several innocent civilians in Mexico by providing high powered rifles to the drug cartels with Fast and Furious. Ooops, that was Holder. My bad.

The only people that you have killed lately is U.S. Ambassador Stevens and three others in Benghazi. Guess you had better get busy with a few drones in Pakistan and start killing more women and children than Obama has.
My Opinion

Paris, TX

#12792 Jan 24, 2013
Rick Perry for Governor in 2014. He has my vote
Texan

Wichita, KS

#12795 Jan 25, 2013
MO have you lost your mind? Let's face it, we have got to wait until God has Anita tell him to run before we can decide to vote for him, or NOT. I've had about all of that idiot and his nut job wife that I can handle. Damn near anybody but RP.
Clarence

Dallas, TX

#12796 Jan 25, 2013
I agree. He's shown his backside too many times to count.
ConfederatePhag

United States

#12797 Jan 25, 2013
Something about a male government official wearing cowboy boots just isn't right.

Maybe if a woman wore them, since they're really just high top high heels. We all saw how they worked out for the election stealing worst president ever from 2000-2008.

Anyone who wore them historically was a moron that worked in stables and abused horses, nobody we'd want in public office.

Anyone that wears them today is a wannabe of these morons. Cowboys are manure filled black eyes on history that should be forgotten.

“Vote”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#12799 Jan 25, 2013
ConfederatePhag wrote:
Something about a male government official wearing cowboy boots just isn't right.
Maybe if a woman wore them, since they're really just high top high heels. We all saw how they worked out for the election stealing worst president ever from 2000-2008.
Anyone who wore them historically was a moron that worked in stables and abused horses, nobody we'd want in public office.
Anyone that wears them today is a wannabe of these morons. Cowboys are manure filled black eyes on history that should be forgotten.
omg, you are SOOO jealous! Haaaa!
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12801 Jan 25, 2013
ConfederatePhag wrote:
Something about a male government official wearing cowboy boots just isn't right.
Maybe if a woman wore them, since they're really just high top high heels. We all saw how they worked out for the election stealing worst president ever from 2000-2008.
Anyone who wore them historically was a moron that worked in stables and abused horses, nobody we'd want in public office.
Anyone that wears them today is a wannabe of these morons. Cowboys are manure filled black eyes on history that should be forgotten.
Speaking of perversion, what's up with your MESSiah?. Instead of focusing on jobs and the economy, he's into gun control and gay marriage. It looks like he wants less gun packing and more fudge
packing.

I know that rigged electronic voting machines gave the commie puke a pass for the next four years, but couldn't you set him straight on priorities or just straight?.
a horse with no name

Fort Worth, TX

#12802 Jan 26, 2013
Defiant1 wrote:
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True. Only rednecks would believe Obummer has low intelligence. Ole Rodent Ears is pretty shrewd and methodical about destroying this country while it is being sold off piece by piece to the Chinese.
Instead of train sets, why don't you just go play in traffic, sonny?.

Why don,t you go play in the traffic? What is up my man? Do you recall me? I see you just as stupid as ever.
Simm

Bolivar, MO

#12803 Jan 27, 2013
Sue Ellen Ewing!!!
Wrangler Gene

United States

#12805 Jan 27, 2013
What's the best way to know if someone else is gay?

See if they're wearing wrangler jeans only gays wear them, to let other know.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12806 Jan 27, 2013
a horse with no name wrote:
<quoted text>
Why don,t you go play in the traffic? What is up my man? Do you recall me? I see you just as stupid as ever.
Why should I recall you?. Are you more special than any other government boot-licker or Obama Tard?.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12807 Jan 27, 2013
Wrangler Gene wrote:
What's the best way to know if someone else is gay?
See if they're wearing wrangler jeans only gays wear them, to let other know.
You forgot to mention that they also voted for King Barry.
Rump Wrangler

United States

#12808 Jan 27, 2013
Another good way to know if someone is gay is if they watch Nascar. Only men go to those "races" where rednecks watch other rednecks drive in circles.

Straight men would watch an actual sport, not just some hicks wasting gas.

Chewing tobacco is another sign of a homo. Brokeback mountain was reality TV. The false bravado and hiding behind guns are a coping mechanism.

Southern men are the gayest people on the planet, studies have proven it.

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#12809 Jan 27, 2013
Rump Wrangler wrote:

Southern men are the gayest people on the planet, studies have proven it.
Ahhhh... go phfuck a bagel.
Prolife

United States

#12810 Jan 27, 2013
Why do people claim to be pro-life but also eat meat? Anyone pro-life needs to be pro all life, and also vegetarian.

Kind of like the people that claim to be Christian, but act nothing like Christ.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12811 Jan 27, 2013
Prolife wrote:
Why do people claim to be pro-life but also eat meat? Anyone pro-life needs to be pro all life, and also vegetarian.
Kind of like the people that claim to be Christian, but act nothing like Christ.
I don't believe in abortion but I certainly do eat meat. In fact, I kill wildlife and eat it. If they quit making fish and animals so tasty, I would
probably quit eating them.

I guess you don't understand much about how the ecosystem works. Maybe you should quit eating plant life too. After all, you're killing a living thing.
TexansRweak

Tempe, AZ

#12812 Jan 27, 2013
What's the difference between an average man in Texas and Elton John?
One's a fat, weak, homo with bad teeth in a silly costume, and the other sings "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road!"
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12813 Jan 27, 2013
TexansRweak wrote:
What's the difference between an average man in Texas and Elton John?
One's a fat, weak, homo with bad teeth in a silly costume, and the other sings "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road!"
So which one are you?.

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