Freaked my nurse!!

Since: Jan 09

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#1 Nov 15, 2013
I had a glass of tea that came with dinner today, I poured it into a clean urinal and diluted it with water to make it look more natural. Then I hung it on the side of my bed and waited.

The nurse came in and picked up my urinal to empty it and I said, "Wait, wait, I'm not through with that!"

She handed it back to me and said,"What, do you want to top it off?"

I put it up to my mouth and her eyes got great big, I drank it all and she went screaming out of the room!!

“Ok, maybe I know a little bit.”

Since: Sep 12

But I don't know that.

#2 Nov 15, 2013
Good one. Just remember she gets to pick the size of your needles. Don't be surprised if your doctor suddenly orders a 3h enema, either.

Since: Jan 09

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#3 Nov 15, 2013
Me I Know Notheeng wrote:
Good one. Just remember she gets to pick the size of your needles. Don't be surprised if your doctor suddenly orders a 3h enema, either.
Hey, MIKN... where have you been hiding?
Ugh

Houston, TX

#4 Nov 16, 2013
Sure it was the part where you were drinking your own urine that sent her screaming?

Since: Jan 09

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#5 Nov 16, 2013
Ugh wrote:
Sure it was the part where you were drinking your own urine that sent her screaming?
A new shift just came on... I've set up the urinal gag again and I'm just waiting for a victim.

Since: Jan 09

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#6 Nov 16, 2013
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb176/Heav...

Does this look convincing enough?

Since: Jan 09

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#7 Nov 16, 2013
Just got another one.

This nurse was Black, she REALLY freaked!

I can hear a lot of people laughing about it in the hallway outside my door.

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