Heavy Fed the song
SamDamnit

Los Angeles, CA

#128 Aug 4, 2014
Heavy Fed was a begger Wasnt nobody gayer with a tin cup and a dog ...

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#129 Aug 4, 2014
Passing Stranger wrote:
Perhaps that was too harsh - we used to argue on the MySpace forums many years ago, and the fact that your writing style hasn't changed much seems to have triggered my young and ruder self. In an odd way it's comforting to know you're still about and seemingly little changed, though it was actually nostalgia for the real SamDamnit that led me here from a search engine.
What was your MySpace handle?
Texan

Wichita, KS

#130 Aug 5, 2014
Stranger you need to understand, a tit serves a purpose Heavy Fed does not.
for real

Houston, TX

#131 Aug 5, 2014
Heavy Fed wrote:
<quoted text>What was your MySpace handle?
Not sure. Just know you take up way to much space and produce nothing.
for real

Houston, TX

#132 Aug 5, 2014
Too
Passing Stranger

Coggeshall, UK

#133 Aug 5, 2014
My handle was Spurious Identity, and if SamDamnit can tell me how we first started talking then I'll be much more inclined to believe he's using the name with the real SamDamnit's blessing.
SamDamnit

Los Angeles, CA

#134 Aug 5, 2014
Passing Stranger wrote:
My handle was Spurious Identity, and if SamDamnit can tell me how we first started talking then I'll be much more inclined to believe he's using the name with the real SamDamnit's blessing.
Aint got nuthin to prove to you bastards jus enjoy your song..,
Passing Stranger

Coggeshall, UK

#135 Aug 5, 2014
Not my song, chum, I still think HeavyFed's a self-important buffoon*; I'm just disappointed that a handle I'd associated with a decent and funny troll-for-the-good-guys is now being used by what seems to be an idiot teen with values in some cases diametrically opposed to the real SamDamnit's.

*No, I probably shouldn't still be insulting him, but sometimes fish in barrels cry out to be shot at, and I've just been re-reading his website via archive.org so I've been reminded of just how obnoxious I find much of his online persona.

Texan: a tit is only useful on a woman (unless were's talking birds rather than breasts)- a male tit is essentially just a useless mound of fat with a nipple on top.
for real

Houston, TX

#136 Aug 5, 2014
You just described big boy to t.
SamDamnit

Los Angeles, CA

#137 Aug 7, 2014
//CHANGING the lyrics from ....with a service dog and dirty clothes to / with a service dog and womans clothes ..ps enjoy...
Texan

Wichita, KS

#138 Aug 7, 2014
I stand corrected, but even a male tit is bound to be of more use than Chales.

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#139 Aug 7, 2014
Texan wrote:
I stand corrected, but even a male tit is bound to be of more use than Chales.
I'm sure you'd make more use of it.
Fed Juicer

Seattle, WA

#140 Aug 7, 2014
Keep it rolling homey. He's almost there
Heavy Fed wrote:
<quoted text>
Why don't you just quit talking about things you have no idea of??
Texan

Wichita, KS

#141 Aug 8, 2014
WRONG AGAIN Charlie. But that's what happens when you are sure about anything.

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#142 Aug 8, 2014
Texan wrote:
WRONG AGAIN Charlie. But that's what happens when you are sure about anything.
You're the one that was sure they'd be useful for something, I was just agreeing with you.
Samdamnit

Los Angeles, CA

#143 Aug 8, 2014
Man titas gazoongas
Samdamnit

Los Angeles, CA

#144 Aug 9, 2014
blab a blab blab a blab blab a blab blab blab a blab blab blab blab blab blab heads will roll awwwk heads will roll blab a blab blab blab blab blab blab....heads will roll awwwk heads will roll...not

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#145 Aug 9, 2014
Samdamnit wrote:
blab a blab blab a blab blab a blab blab blab a blab blab blab blab blab blab heads will roll awwwk heads will roll blab a blab blab blab blab blab blab....heads will roll awwwk heads will roll...not
Uh huh.
musical genius

Rosemead, CA

#147 Aug 12, 2014
Samdamnit wrote:
blab a blab blab a blab blab a blab blab blab a blab blab blab blab blab blab heads will roll awwwk heads will roll blab a blab blab blab blab blab blab....heads will roll awwwk heads will roll...not
blaba blab blab, yeah.. I get it. nice chorus... cant wait for the release
Samdamnit

Los Angeles, CA

#148 Aug 15, 2014
When this song gets me rich im going to market and distribute the Heavy Fed begging cabbage patch doll and the Heavy Fed Mr potato head doll enjoy suckas...

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