Barack and Michelle
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Elaine

Houston, TX

#1 May 9, 2014
Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game, sitting in the
first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them. One of the
Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to the President.

Barack stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and
shakes his head.

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner
who is a big campaign contributor, and the fans will love it!"

So, Barack shrugs and says "Well, if it will help my poll numbers."

He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and
drops her right over the wall into the field.

She gets up kicking, screaming & swearing. The crowd goes wild; cheering,
applauding, and high-fiving. Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to
the agent and says "You were right, I would have never believed that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what was wrong.

The agent replies "Sir, I said, they wanted you to throw out the first PITCH!"
fubar

Corona, CA

#2 May 9, 2014
Violence against women? Real classy.
Elaine

Houston, TX

#3 May 9, 2014
Oh, for Christ's sake!

You haven't convinced me she's a woman yet.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#4 May 9, 2014
fubar wrote:
Violence against women? Real classy.
It's just a frigging joke you left wing pantywaist. Get over it.
fubar

Corona, CA

#5 May 9, 2014
Defiant1 wrote:
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It's just a frigging joke you left wing pantywaist. Get over it.
Actually I thought Elaine's joke was quite funny. I was just needling her.

Defiant I really hope you don't have children, I would hate to know you were poisoning your kids with all this hate. I suspect you are maybe just a tough guy online where you never have to take responsibility for your actions. This might even be your therapy, and in real life you might be a halfway decent human being, but I doubt it.
Elaine

Houston, TX

#6 May 10, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>Actually I thought Elaine's joke was quite funny. I was just needling her.
Defiant I really hope you don't have children, I would hate to know you were poisoning your kids with all this hate. I suspect you are maybe just a tough guy online where you never have to take responsibility for your actions. This might even be your therapy, and in real life you might be a halfway decent human being, but I doubt it.
After reading this post this morning, I expect you either have one massive hangover or you are still drinking. Abuse is abuse. You should seek help.
fubar

Corona, CA

#7 May 10, 2014
Elaine wrote:
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After reading this post this morning, I expect you either have one massive hangover or you are still drinking. Abuse is abuse. You should seek help.
I guess I should be flattered that you are just reading my posts and not deviants. You know that means they are all out of context. Elaine I am sorry but I am only attracted to good looking women much younger than you or women who are intelligent with good hearts and a decent sense of humor. I suggest you go back after Texan or just hook up with Fed, everyone knows you want him.
fubar

San Jose, CA

#8 May 11, 2014
Elaine wrote:
Oh, for Christ's sake!
You haven't convinced me she's a woman yet.
Wow , sounds like this person has issues. Michelle Obama is the most beautiful first lady we've had since JFK WAS president. Looks like she is raising two beautiful and smart daughters to boot.
Texan

Wichita, KS

#9 May 13, 2014
fubar, we haven't had an attractive first lady since Jackie. Still don't. I have seen lots of very attractive women of many colors, Michelle Obama isn't one of them. Sorry, but she just isn't.
Miss LPBBA NOT

La Porte, TX

#10 May 13, 2014
Elaine wrote:
Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game, sitting in the
first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them. One of the
Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to the President.
Barack stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and
shakes his head.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner
who is a big campaign contributor, and the fans will love it!"
So, Barack shrugs and says "Well, if it will help my poll numbers."
He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and
drops her right over the wall into the field.
She gets up kicking, screaming & swearing. The crowd goes wild; cheering,
applauding, and high-fiving. Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to
the agent and says "You were right, I would have never believed that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what was wrong.
The agent replies "Sir, I said, they wanted you to throw out the first PITCH!"
Laughing effing outloud!
fubar

Corona, CA

#11 May 13, 2014
Texan wrote:
fubar, we haven't had an attractive first lady since Jackie. Still don't. I have seen lots of very attractive women of many colors, Michelle Obama isn't one of them. Sorry, but she just isn't.
As the saying goes,beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What is attractive to one person may not be to another.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12 May 13, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>As the saying goes,beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What is attractive to one person may not be to another.
There is nothing attractive about Moochelle the First Sasquatch.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#13 May 13, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>Actually I thought Elaine's joke was quite funny. I was just needling her.
Defiant I really hope you don't have children, I would hate to know you were poisoning your kids with all this hate. I suspect you are maybe just a tough guy online where you never have to take responsibility for your actions. This might even be your therapy, and in real life you might be a halfway decent human being, but I doubt it.
I really don't give a crap about what you think. I'm actually quite nicer online. In real life I can really say what I think without that damn Topix filter.

BTW: If speaking the truth makes me a hater, then so be it. At least I'm not a left wing government boot licker.
fubar

San Jose, CA

#14 May 13, 2014
Defiant1 wrote:
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There is nothing attractive about Moochelle the First Sasquatch.
Well I can say this with out hesitation after reading so many of your posts. After reading all your racist comment about your President it doesn't surprise me that you refer to you First Lady as something other than human. I guarantee you don't run your mouth like that all the time.

Since: Jan 09

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#15 May 13, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>Well I can say this with out hesitation after reading so many of your posts. After reading all your racist comment about your President it doesn't surprise me that you refer to you First Lady as something other than human. I guarantee you don't run your mouth like that all the time.
I can tell you this... HE is not MY President... and SHE is not MY First Lady... and it has absolutely nothing to do with race.
fubar

Corona, CA

#16 May 14, 2014
Heavy Fed wrote:
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I can tell you this... HE is not MY President... and SHE is not MY First Lady... and it has absolutely nothing to do with race.
So You aren't an American citizen? W ell what ever country you are from , I don't know what country you are a citizen of, but you obviously came to America because it is better. Welcome to my country I hope you enjoy your stay and I hope you won't trash my country while you are here, after all you are a guest here.
fubar

Corona, CA

#17 May 14, 2014
I never would have guessed Fed and defiant share thought patterns......not

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#18 May 14, 2014
fubar wrote:
I never would have guessed Fed and defiant share thought patterns......not
Defiant and I agree on most issues... unlike you he does not let race cloud his thinking.
fubar

San Jose, CA

#19 May 14, 2014
Heavy Fed wrote:
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Defiant and I agree on most issues... unlike you he does not let race cloud his thinking.
I gave you more credit than that. You're fine with racism and I am not. It doesn't bother defiant if I call him a racist because he owns it, he doesn't pretend he is not. I think he is an arsehole, but I will say he is an honest arsehole . I think he believes the hateful stuff he writes.

Since you aren't an American citizen, your views on the President the government etc. are for the most part irrelevant. I don't know if you're a cliven (thieving, traitor)Bundy want to be or if you really aren't an American citizen.
Elaine

Houston, TX

#20 May 15, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>Well I can say this with out hesitation after reading so many of your posts. After reading all your racist comment about your President it doesn't surprise me that you refer to you First Lady as something other than human. I guarantee you don't run your mouth like that all the time.
GOAT: It's very clear that yours was the first post that mentioned anything about race. You are very clearly focused on race and race-baiting. Please remove your racist rants to some other forum. Considering you are not from La Porte and do not live here, perhaps San Francisco will be more receptive to your bigotry.

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