"long live the redheads!"
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Since: Jan 12
#1 Apr 2, 2013
Obama was looking for a call girl.
He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.
He then asked the redhead.
Her reply was:
"Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, My panties as low as my wages, Get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, And keep it rising like the price of gas, Keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and Screw me the way you have retirees, Then you can have it for free, like the immigrants."
#2 Apr 5, 2013
You old fart.
#3 Apr 6, 2013
Put me in that category too kid!
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