PNM payment centers to begin staying open two days a week

Karen Magdaleno pays her utility bill at the PNM payment center on Swan Street on Thursday. Full Story

Albuquerque, NM

#1 Jul 12, 2012
In further news the government requires the following:

Milkmen will be required to deliver to certain houses three days a week.

Telegrams must be sent by every able-bodied citizen twice a month.

All persons are required to call long distance through the means of an operator four times a year.

All men not growing a beard must shave with a staight razor and a strop every fortnight.

Every third package sent from St. Louis to Sacramento must be delivered by Pony Express.

All decent and respectable women will wear fox wraps with faux teeth clamps to church twice a month and allow their children to afterwards play with them on the way to Sunday Brunch.

By Direct Order: of the Fascists who claim to love the poor in order to enslave the rest of us...

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