Just a thought.

[Wild]

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared then why the f**k did they write a song about it?

[Bella_Morte]

For the same reason that Barbie is supposed to be so popular, but why do you have to buy her friends. ;)

[Wild]

Lol or if a shop is open 24 hrs why are they locks on the door

[Bella_Morte]

Why do they call it tourist season if you can't hunt them?

[Bella_Morte]

Ooo just remembered another one...

If you throw a cat out of a moving car window, does it become kitty litter?

[wow]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?

[Wild]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways

[Wild]

If a cow laughs dose milk come out of his nose.

[Kitty]

Wild wrote:

If a cow laughs dose milk come out of his nose.

i dont know,go look in the mirror and laugh then come back and tell us:)

[Bella_Morte]

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

[Wild]

Kitty wrote:

<quoted text>i dont know,go look in the mirror and laugh then come back and tell us:)

awe look a kitty now all I need is one more some string and a phone line.

[Wild]

Bella_Morte wrote:

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

purple I think

[Kitty]

lol,that was a good one, Get this i was in gradeschool,i went into the girls bathroom and this lil black girl was pukeing then she comes out of the stall and says"do i look pale to you"...i bout fell over laughing,lmao..funny shit

[Wild]

If are legs bent the other way what would chairs look like

[Wild]

If u cut michael Jackson would legos fall out

[Wild]

Kitty wrote:

lol,that was a good one, Get this i was in gradeschool,i went into the girls bathroom and this lil black girl was pukeing then she comes out of the stall and says"do i look pale to you"...i bout fell over laughing,lmao..funny shit

lol that's funny

[Lucifer]

If Muslims were smart would they want 72 virgins when the die or 2 sluts?

[rawtruth]

If cats have 9 lives! Why haven't i seen the one I shot running around here?

[Friends_of_Coal]

If the UMWA is for coal, why did they endorse Obama?

It's like playing Russian Roulette with your job if you ask me.