Hey little red riding hood this is a real nice pic of your hubby. They take good mugs at the Lake County, FL Sheriff's Department. Man i bet all the ladies are after that. Ewwwww so fat greasy and gross.Booking Detail Sheet
First/Middle/Last: JAMES RANDOLPH HELMES
Inmate ID: 91771
Date of Birth: 2/15/1964
Eye Color: BRO
Hair Color: BRO
21447 HIGHWAY 1032 Apartment#:
City, State, Zipcode
DENHAM SPRINGS, LA, 70726 Birth: City, State, Country
8/11/2008 3:00:00 AM Arresting Officer:
LAKE COUNTY S.O.
8/11/2008 1:42:14 AM Booking Officer:
8/15/2008 8:18:37 AM
Offense Type Degree Offense Statute Bond BondType DocType Next Court Date Court Room
N MISS./ FUG. FROM JUSTICE / HOME REPAIR FRAUD
941.13-$0 NONE WA n/a n/a
JAMES RANDOLPH HELMES
8/11/2008 3:12:05 AM
8/11/2008 3:12:12 AM
8/11/2008 3:12:20 AM
#23 Oct 28, 2008
#24 Nov 6, 2008
oh man, someone really doesn't have a life. first of all, i am a hairstylist. not a stripper. look me up and visit me. i have a little surprise for you and it is made of lead. second of all, the picture of the bartenders at dillon's was taken on the owner's bike. third of all, we aren't as trashy as you so no. i was never a stripper. and you really need to get a life. how many more names did you make up for yourself? psychopath. lol
#25 Nov 14, 2008
She doe'nst even know the guy that said you were stripping when you met FATSO. That's some guy who called to tell her he'd been trying to get Jay for YEARS because he'd ripped him off. Now just imagine that?!?! Jay Helmes ripping-off some poor, unsuspecting man for his own illegal gain. WOW!
There's been tons of people that have emailed her and told her HORRID stories of all sorts of vehicles he's stolen from them. If you can't see that alot of the stuff on the internet is from people he's conned and not just stuff she's made up i suggest you get to the nearest optical and get your vision checked because you are most assuredly BLIND.
You may think you can beat me but you won't!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!! and i'm not her so you can just forget that but you'll never top me! Won't work!
Lies never win out over the truth!
#26 Nov 14, 2008
WOW! Did you just say that you're not AS TRASHY as someone else in the above post? So you ARE trashy then? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, that's what you're saying. Ya know, you're a real genius! LOL
#27 Nov 15, 2008
#28 Dec 11, 2008
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THEY BEEN THERE NOW? AND YOU KNOW HE MADE HER DO ALL OF HIS DIRTY WORK I GOT A PHONE CALL THE NIGHT THE MORON DID IT. THEN WHY ARE THERE WARRANTS OUT FOR HIM AND HIS BROTHERS ARRESTS FOR WIRE FRAUD AND UNAUTHORIZED USE OF A VEHICLE? HUH ASSWIPE?
#29 Dec 11, 2008
DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU ARE. I DONT CARE IF YOU PROSTITUTE FOR HIM. I NEVER SAID YOU WERE A STRIPPER YOU ASSWIPE BUT IM SURE YOU WOULD DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TO PAY FATSOS WAY OUT OF JAIL. YOU HAVE SUNK AS LOW AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN SINK. YOU'RE LIFE IS RUINED FOR A THIEF. HOW SAD.
#30 Jan 4, 2009
my reply to that is this is your husband they are talking about you're proud arent you??? what a moron. Rating: Negative
Left by: therightestthingtodo (7)
For: ONE CRATE 12' LONG 800LBS Communication:
Care Of Goods:
Services As Described:
WARNING! BEWARE! DEADBEAT! THEY WILL NOT DELIVER!TAKES YOUR/MY ($950.00 VIA BANK WIRE) PROVIDES EXCUSES AFTER EXCUSE FOR MONTHS ON END, IT'S ALWAYS NEXT WKEND, NEVER HAPPENS, HELMES INSISTED ON HIS MONEY UPFRONT CLAIMED HE CAN'T TRUST CUSTOMERS TO PAY! WANTED ALL HIS MONEY 1ST, HE'S A SCAMMER LOW LIFE LYING CHEAT, I REPORTED HIM TO LA ATTORNEY GENERAL,BR LA POLICE,BBB,USHIP,HIS LICENSE DBA/LLC/CORP,TRADE COMMISSION,FBI FRAUD,HIS BANK,CREDIT SCORE TRANS UNION,
Left by: rickymars (0)
For: 2 dble jetski trailers w jetsk No Detailed Feedback Available this guy is a scammer to the fullest. made me pay full amount up front in june. yes june. left my 6 jetskis in hurricane season for four months. mind you he told me he would deliver in 10 days. completely different shipper shipped my stuff. i just got them last week. had to pay for shipping all over again. lost $4600, all my keys and 2 titles. if anyone else is planning on sueing this guy please contact me rickymars at hot mail dot com.
Left by: tom1968 (0)
For: dune buggy,VW powertrain No Detailed Feedback Available The Service Provider did not show up at agreed upon agreed date & time the service provider called me that night and I told him to to call me and tell me if the item will be delivered or not. Till few days ago got my credit card statement showing charge of $400 for shipping my buggy which I never got it!!!!! so I called transportbr, asking for explanation, if they couldn't find it they should call me right away and tell me , hey there is no buggy and no service will be provided and NO CHARGES!!!! WILL BE APPLYED.
#31 Jan 4, 2009
Denham Springs, Louisiana Offensive | Reply 2008-10-02 13:35:06
He has stolen a jetski from me. contact me at [email protected] All the above is true. or call me at 509-307-
#32 Jan 4, 2009
wow what a great life your kids must have hurry run and hide daddy the cops are here
#33 Jan 4, 2009
i bet that would make a great pic to hang in the family room right next to all the family pics
#34 Jan 16, 2009
hi everyone there is a $1000. reward for information leading to the arrest and confiction and/or judgement against polly bourke helmes for cyber stalking, harrassment, threat to minors, threat to personal property, slander, breaking the rules and regulationof the internet web sites that she has used to post copy and past information about the helmes family. dana, james, ronnie helmes and some of their friends too.much much more charges to follow as they unfold. please contact dana or james at [email protected], or you can send me back a comment and i will get intouch ith them. thanks tata. REMEMBER IT'S A $1000. so please contact us. i will get the info for the police dept. and the attony if you rather contact them. watch for the post soon.
#35 Feb 27, 2009
#36 Feb 27, 2009
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HAVE A LIFE THAT DOESN'T CONSIST OF THE POLICE KNOCKING ON YOU DOOR EVERY OTHER WEEK AND HAVING TO SPEND EVERY DIME YOU MAKE BAILING HIM OUT OF JAIL?? YOU REALLY BAFFLE THE MIND. CAN I TURN MYSELF IN AND COLLECT THE 1000 DOLLAR REWARD? I COULD USE IT CONSIDERING YOUR HUSBAND OWES US OVER 51,000 DOLLARS IN CHILD SUPPORT FOR THE KIDS HE ABANDONED YOU THINK HE WOULDN'T DO IT TO YOU IF THE MONEY DRIED UP FOOL? HE EVEN TOLD ME HE WOULD AND TALKED TERRIBLE ABOUT YOU YOU IN THE COURTROOM WHEN HE TRIED TO GET THE CHILD SUPPORT OFFICE TO GIVE HIS DRIVERS LICENSE BACK EVEN CALLED YOU A RAVING LUNATIC
#37 Feb 27, 2009
WHAT A JACKASS YOU ARE
#38 Feb 27, 2009
HEAD STILL UP YOUR ASS HUH
#39 Feb 27, 2009
PLEASE POST JUST ONE GOOD THING YOU GET OUT OF HIM PLEASE
#40 Feb 27, 2009
NONE OF THIS IS EVEN ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS ITS ABOUT A MAN WHO IS A CRIMINAL AND A THIEF AND WHO ABANDONS CHILDREN THAT HE FATHERED
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET THAT. WHAT I DO IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HE IS IN A PRISON CELL WHERE HE BELONGS I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR FRIENDS DUMMY NOR DO I WANT TO KNOW THEM OR YOU EVER I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU AND WHY ANYONE ELSE WOULD IS BEYOND ME JESUS CHRIST WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KNOW EITHER ONE OF YOU
#41 Feb 27, 2009
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A LITTLE GIRL WHOSE DADDY DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU? DO YOU? MY DAUGHTERS HAVE HAD TO GROW UP KNOWING THAT HE HAS COMPLETELY TURNED HIS BACK ON THEM FOREVER. THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY HE DID IT. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET THAT HE IS NOT GOING TO JUST HAVE A BUNCH OF KIDS AND NOT GO UNPUNISHED FOR HIS ACTIONS. IT'S CALLED CRIMINAL NEGLECT. NOT TO MENTION ALL OF THE TERRIBLE CRIMES HE HAS BEEN COMMITTING FOR ALMOST TWENTY FIVE YEARS. DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK HE CAN JUST KEEP ON STEALING FORM ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AND GET AWAY WITH IT. DO YOU NOT THINK HE WILL EVENTUALLY DO PRISON TIME/ GIRL YOU NEED TO FACE REALITY IT'S OVER FOR HIM. THIS IS IT. THE JIG IS UP HE IS GOING TO DO HARD TIME FOR HIS ACTIONS. THERE ARE PEOPLE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY AND IN OTHER COUNTRIES THAT HE STOLE FROM AND YOU KNOW IT. I HAVE NEVER POSTED ANYTHING ABOUT HIM THAT IS NOT 100 PERCENT THE TRUTH. THE TRUTH IS THE TRUTH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO CHANGE THAT FACT. WOMEN LIKE YOU JUST REALLY AMAZE ME. WHAT ARE DOING THIS FOR HIM FOR? WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FACE THAT HE IS NO GOOD NEVER WAS ANY GOOD AND NEVER WILL BE ANY GOOD? COME ON I JUST DON'T THINK ANYONE CAN BE SO STUPID AND YOU'RE ALMOST 40? I AM NOT YOUR PROBLEM HE IS YOUR PROBLEM AND UNTIL YOU WISE UP AND DUMP HIM HE WILL CONTINUE TO BE YOUR PROBLEM. COME ON DO YOURSELF A HUGE FAVOR AND GET OUT NOW BEFORE YOU WIND UP IN JAIL TOO. YOUR LUCKY YOU DIDN'T GET ANY CHARGES FROM THE USHIP THEFT. YOU WILL BE BEHIND BARS BEFORE TOO LONG IF YOU DON'T HEED THIS ADVICE. THEN WHAT? TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT REMEMBER I WAS UNFORTUNATELY ONCE MARRIED TO HIM. HE WILL TAKE YOU DOWN WITH HIM. HE ALREADY IS. GET OUT OF IT NOW FOR THE SAKE OF ALL INVOLVED. YOU WILL REGRET IT WHEN YOU ARE SITTING IN A JAIL CELL TOO.
#42 Feb 27, 2009
YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN BULLY PEOPLE INTO NOT TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM OR PRESSING CHARGES AGAINST HIM DON'T YOU? WELL GUESS WHAT IF I HAVE TO GO TO JAIL TO GET HIM OFF THE STREETS THEN I GUESS I WILL. YOU WILL NOT KEEP ME FROM WARNING THE UNSUSPECTING PUBLIC ABOUT WHAT HE DOES. HUSTLERS AND SWINDLERS SHOULD BE EXPOSED FOR WHAT THEY ARE. I'M SURE THE AUTHORITIES WILL ENJOY HEARING ABOUT HIS 25 YEAR CRIME/THETF SPREE.
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