Band looking for Vocalist?

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Since: Feb 12

Jonesboro, AR

#1 Feb 24, 2012
experienced vocalist moving to town, looking for band...hit me up
Ty s

Batesville, AR

#2 May 30, 2012
Im looking for a band

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Since: Apr 12

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#3 May 30, 2012
haha
guest

Conway, AR

#4 Jun 5, 2012
what kind of music do you play? anything besides metal? and age?
Gooberman

Batesville, AR

#5 Jun 6, 2012
Haven_Safeless wrote:
experienced vocalist moving to town, looking for band...hit me up
good luck - there are a lot of people that live here and they "sing like a bird",so competition is tight.
azzkikr

United States

#6 Jun 6, 2012
I'll sing. I have a whole album of songs written dogging on rednecks. Steel Panther has contacted me about rights to the songs...My first hit single would be called "Kicking azz at the Moose" It would be a huge hit.
azzkikr

Batesville, AR

#7 Jun 6, 2012
Seriously I do sing. My style is like Wham, Clay Aiken or Adam Lambert. I wear Sliver Speedo's and this great purple eye makeup. Foe an encore I belt out the classic "it's raining men" as I swallow whole bananas. It's quite the show!
azzkikr

Batesville, AR

#8 Jun 7, 2012
azzkikr wrote:
Seriously I do sing. My style is like Wham, Clay Aiken or Adam Lambert. I wear Sliver Speedo's and this great purple eye makeup. Foe an encore I belt out the classic "it's raining men" as I swallow whole bananas. It's quite the show!
My friends "the village people" are looking for work also.Since we all have came out of the closet it is hard for us to find work.
weenie washer

United States

#9 Jun 7, 2012
I'll sing to all of you, and do twirls while I sing good buddy.
elbustheado

Little Rock, AR

#10 Jun 8, 2012
azzkikr wrote:
I'll sing. I have a whole album of songs written dogging on rednecks. Steel Panther has contacted me about rights to the songs...My first hit single would be called "Kicking azz at the Moose" It would be a huge hit.
i love the way this guy says kicking azz at the moose and after going out there for the last 9 months I have never seen a fight! its apparent the only thing u beat is your meat!
azzkikr

United States

#11 Jun 8, 2012
Hell, fight is all they do at the moose. That and cheat on their spouse.
azzkikr

Batesville, AR

#12 Jun 8, 2012
I just sit and wait until the good 'ol boys are drunk. Then azzkikr swoops in and services EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. I haven't needed toilet paper in 5 years. I haven't made a noise when I fart since the 9th grade. Azzkikr's glory hole has had more men in it then every strip club in Vegas combined. Hell, I can sit naked on a bowel of Ice Cream and tell you what flavor it is.
Bro

Fayetteville, AR

#13 Jun 9, 2012
azzkikr wrote:
Hell, fight is all they do at the moose. That and cheat on their spouse.
Any chucking go on there. Pine Bluff is a tough rough town and several folks have asked for help. Any good folks out there. Next stop will be Dermott and then Helena.

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