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#1 Sep 21, 2012
Ricky! I see the Republicans pulled their endorsement of your upcomming Presendential campaghin, What a surprise! You didnt think I could do anything like that did you with my salacious bull did you. Actually, I can! Sorry about that big fella. Now, get your lasers off me and others. You block the stars at night with infrared lasers that are ground based and satellite based and predator drones are being used to burn people up with laser trash. I love the way the drones use water mist in the upper atmosphere as an atomized apray to create a little cloud to hide themselves, then shoot small beam lasers on my rib cage to cause me pain, cute. I kill the paun with elicit narcotics ans Moscato wine. I could have shot one of those with a 30 06 the other night I believe and robbed its parts after I took your drone down. Little Stephen Picasso Sanders would have bought them from me I think if it was good stuff. Im writing a book, another one about me and Sgt Booker, we were Texas Rangers back in the 1870s, somebody robbed a lot of money and guns and horses from a rich man in Austin. We knew who they were, or thought we did. We had to go out to Edwards County to collect them, or kill them. Got about ten chapters done. I aint as good as SOME writers in Austin, but Im learning. Before we got out of town Booker was drinking out of his bottle, I didnt care except if he got into his too hard, he would be into mine. I had to leave my Maria again and she didnt like it worth a damn and neither did I so we agreed at the start, we was sending them boys to meet Satan. Im sick in the head from this shit. We both had two Walker Colts, 45 70 rifles and a 45 sidearm, everything belonged to the company, horses and all except our pistols, 500 miles on horseback through hell and 500 back for these bastards, hell was where they were going. The Captain said with a smirk, You going to bring them boys back for the judge aint you now, I just said, yes sir, I will.......
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