Johnny Carried Me to Heaven

Johnny Carried Me to Heaven

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What Johnny Did for Me

Asheboro, NC

#1 Feb 20, 2010
I dreamed I was being consumed by the fires of hell for my misguided baptist ways. Then, I was carried into the joys of heaven. I thought to myself, "It must have been Jesus" but a heavenly voice said, "No my child, it was the word of Johnny Robertson who opened the gates of heaven for you." REPENT YOU LIQUOR DRINKING BAPTISTS! REPENT YOU WIFE SWAPPING PRESBYTERIANS! REPENT YOU CHILD MOLESTING KATHYLICKS! REPENT YOU HOMOSEXUAL LOVING EPISSKOPALEANS! Let the words of the Prophet Johnny carry you also into the joys of heaven

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