Do you realize your village has a resident that wipes his as.ss with a stick?

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HEEKEE

Chicago, IL

#1 Apr 7, 2010
A STICK???
huh

United States

#2 Apr 7, 2010
What's an as.ss?
bartlett hippie

Naperville, IL

#3 Apr 8, 2010
wHAT!!! He's not using corn cobs!!
Poison Ivy

Palatine, IL

#4 Apr 8, 2010
bartlett hippie wrote:
wHAT!!! He's not using corn cobs!!
Hippies use corn cobs, Hillbilly's use sticks.
bartlett hippie

Naperville, IL

#5 Apr 9, 2010
No! Hillbillies use corn cobs. First they use a brown cob, then a white cob, to see if they need another brown one.

Hippies use leaves.
Poison Ivy

Palatine, IL

#6 Apr 9, 2010
bartlett hippie wrote:
No! Hillbillies use corn cobs. First they use a brown cob, then a white cob, to see if they need another brown one.
Hippies use leaves.
I stand corrected.
Bres

Bartlett, IL

#7 Apr 14, 2010
WHO??????????
nnnancy

United States

#8 May 20, 2010
I heard he uses parking tickets to wipe with.
Will

United States

#9 Nov 6, 2010
A stick you say

“US Elects Fake”

Since: Aug 07

East of the River

#10 Nov 6, 2010
NO, not a stick. For real? As long as the stick does not end up in the lovely gravel pit nearby, I don't care.
Will

United States

#11 Nov 6, 2010
2_Wheels wrote:
NO, not a stick. For real? As long as the stick does not end up in the lovely gravel pit nearby, I don't care.
Yes a stick
Snob

Hobart, IN

#12 Nov 6, 2010
A stick? Egads, how revolting.
Will

United States

#13 Nov 6, 2010
Snob wrote:
A stick? Egads, how revolting.
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“US Elects Fake”

Since: Aug 07

East of the River

#14 Nov 6, 2010
Will wrote:
Noooooooooo!

Could your average garden hoe be applied to this task? I would imagine someone of that size would have proportionally sized droppings, no? Such a small stick couldn't possibly work.
Will

United States

#15 Nov 7, 2010
A garden hose you say
Fatty McFattenstick

Manchester, CT

#16 Nov 21, 2010
Un baton?
poetloriat

Cle Elum, WA

#17 Nov 27, 2010
a stick or a Bottom Buddy?

“US Elects Fake”

Since: Aug 07

East of the River

#18 Jan 29, 2011
Is he dead yet?
587-Number of the feast

Cardiff, UK

#19 Sep 20, 2011
If you work in fast food, you will know him.
WISEGUY420

Manchester, UK

#20 Sep 20, 2011
A STICK?

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