A:Limberger Cheese because it REEKS just like the progressive liberal ranters.<quoted text>
Once upon a time, when WarForOil was an idiot in the far-away Land of Oz University near his trailer park in Texas, he was struggling with the alien liberal belief and concept of "The Moon Is Made of Green Cheese?" He tried to understand about structure to no avail. It was then that WarForOil had the rather ridiculous idea of presenting the Progressive Liberals belief of the various approaches one could take to a given topic and how that could be displayed in an idiotic rant. To achieve his purpose, WarForOil solicited idea's from eminent philosopher, "Packing Heat" and presented them alongside the ones that WarForOil dreamed up all by himself. We all addressed the same burning scientific, philosophical and theological issue: "Is The Moon Made Of Green Cheese?"
WarForOil suggested if one just claim "CBO claims The Moon Made Of Green Cheese", that should be sufficent evidence, lol.
To the contrary "Moon Not Made of Cheese", Physicist Packing Heat Explains.
So now the burning question is:
How do you know the moon is not made of green cheese?
The answer is simple!
Because if it were, Liberals would be up there mining it like crazy instead of consuming U.S. Government Cheese that's from SNAP, lol.
Theoretical physicist "Packing Heat" at the 2013-TopixWriters conference in Internet America on May 26th issued this statement:
Well, we know the mass of the moon, the density and so forth, but dont think that Progressive Liberals fully understand the properties of lunar green cheese, this is very dense cheese unlike their issue of box-cheese. How do we know the moons not made of green cheese?
The answer is, that its absurd to think the moon is made of green cheese in spite of Liberal ignorance and misunderstanding of the world in which they merely exist. And the formalization of that absurdity is that we are allowed to use things we know about the universe when judging the plausibility of a hypothesis we have a theoretical understanding of how the solar system works and how planets are formed that precludes the possibility, "that the moon is made of green cheese."
This is all the proof we need to prove, there is no metaphysical proof that you can prove a statement from CBO (Congressional Budget Office) or in logic or math from any other country in the world, that the moon is made of green cheese. But Progressive Liberals nevertheless, pass judgments on claims based on how well those claims fit in their narrative with the rest of their theoretical agenda and misunderstanding of the real world.
(Prizes will be awarded to anyone who can correctly identify the flavor of cheese the moon would be made of if it really were cheese, lol.)
Where do I pick up my award? Is there a ceremony?