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[obamaclaus]

i bet wtf is is jealous of manchelle

[obamaclaus]

dont worry leftwingers obama is working hard for ya as we speak, i just saw him on a surf board with osama bin laden

[joey]

he must be a racist because the constitution clearly denies government infringement ..http://www.hqew.net

[obamaclaus]

obama was seen in hawaii just a few minutes ago yelling its bushs fault hahahahahahaha

[obamaclaus]

pats the thirdgrade retard on the head says it will be ok kid and laughs

[obamalaus]

i love leftwingwhackadoos, if not for them i wouldnt know how smart i truely am, MERRY CHRISTMAS, to all you nice folk all you leftwingers can go sniff your bucket of camelshit with the kenyan national you call obama

[obamaclaus]

i wish leftwingers loved america instead of wanting to steal other peoples money

[dnc murderers]

america used to be the land of hope and dreams now its the land of steal and blame

[dnc murderers]

its sad what the democrat party has reduced itself to

[BIG_STEVIE]

Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.

One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright but, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.

The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, Merv asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

The gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears."

Merv got very angry and threw him out.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

She replied: "Well, you have no ears."

Merv again was upset and tossed her out.

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart, he was handsome, and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.

Merv was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?"

To his surprise, the young man answered: "Why yes! You wear contact lenses!"

Merv was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?"

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses when you ain't got no damned ears!"

[obamalaus]

hahahahahaha, no woman would want that guy stevie theres no way to hold her liquor

[ima]

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.
One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright but, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.
The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, Merv asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
The gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears."
Merv got very angry and threw him out.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
She replied: "Well, you have no ears."
Merv again was upset and tossed her out.
The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart, he was handsome, and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.
Merv was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?"
To his surprise, the young man answered: "Why yes! You wear contact lenses!"
Merv was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?"
The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses when you ain't got no damned ears!"

LOVE IT!!!!!

[BIG_STEVIE]

obamalaus wrote:

hahahahahaha, no woman would want that guy stevie theres no way to hold her liquor

Ha-ha! You're right on that one!!! Have a wonderful day, my friend!

[BIG_STEVIE]

ima wrote:

<quoted text> LOVE IT!!!!!

Thank you, and I'm glad you enjoyed it! Have a great day!!!

[BIG_STEVIE]

Sorry for the double post. It will get corrected, I'm sure!

[obamaclaus]

poor litte wtf nobody will talk to it in real life so it has to come to chatdom and try and make somebody mad to get even

[BIG_STEVIE]

Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."

The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it’s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die."

"Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "But I'm really starving for it."

So, he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.

"You lucky thing! Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.

"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.

"Yeah, I think I do!"

"Well, I didn't."

[JustSayin]

obamaclaus wrote:

i hope mitch mcconnell runs for president in 2016

After being the mastermind of more fillibusters on average for 6yrs than Dems have ever had in any 2yr span, 388? Even fillibustering his OWN bill?!!! I think he should be lucky to get re-elected in KY let alone nationally. Now if he makes it look like he is riding in to save Boehners' ass in the current debacle, he might just pull off re-election. Might. But everyone knows mites grow in a barnyard and a barnyard is full of shit...just like Mitch.

[ima]

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it’s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die."
"Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "But I'm really starving for it."
So, he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing! Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."

LOL!!!!

[BIG_STEVIE]

ima wrote:

<quoted text> LOL!!!!

Thank you, my friend, and I'm glad you got a laugh! Have a wonderful day, and a Happy New Year!