Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

[Miss E Font]

kevin wrote:

<quoted text>My registered account personna is cool, intelligent, and somewhat interesting. I use it to post serious blogs.

I created "kevin",(the name sounds annoying to me) For trollin' purposes only.

Lately, kevin posts a whole lot more.

Have a good'n dude.

I think many people do that. I use 2 names only Miss Font for fun and another identity to discuss trickle down economics of the Republican party, my fascination with WW II fighter jets and my love for Greek mythology.

[THE UNA FARTER]

Bird Killer wrote:

<quoted text>ROFL COPTER!Stinky left a skid mark in his spiderman swimming trunks LOLing so hard when I read him that.He is still laying on the floor laughing.I will do just that.I'll fart in her sprite and grease the rungs on the old battleaxe's ladder unkle una.You are the best Una Farter.We are starting a Una Farter fan club and I get to be president of the Livingston chapter.Stinky will be keeper of the farts.hehehe.Thanks Una Farter.We feel much better now.You are the greatest!

That would be a great Honor to have a Livingston Chapter of The Una Farter Fan Club. I bet Stinky's mom will appreciate the skid marks in his Spiderman Swim trunks. Would you happen to know if Stinky's mon uses New improved Tide with bleach, New improved Blue Cheer with color guard or some other brand. That new improved Tide with bleach is really good stuff. After the dissambely of my ex-wifes body that Tide did such a good cleanup, they couldn't find enough DNA evidence to convict me. I'm going to have to write those folks at Tide and thank them for a great product. Oh yes, Those folks at Glad Garbage Bags too. Hehehehe. I fart boarded her to death. Farts work much better than water. LOL.

I'm glad I could brighten you guy's day. I have been trying to get the City Council here is Scottsville to approve at least two farting posts on the public square. I would love to hold farting contests. The farting posts are something to grip as you take your favorite farting position. This would be free family entertainment as folks cheer on their favorite farter. We have free entertainment sometimes at the little park next to Dominoes Pizza. They call it Arts on Main, but The Great One has renamed it. Hehehe. Farts on Main. They won't let me preform playing the harmonica with my butt cheeks, they say it's to close to the pizza ovens. I don't know why they keep candleblight vigils secret from me. I never find out until I read they have had one in out local newspaper. Guy's there are a lot of obstacles to overcome when you are a professional farter. It's not easy being the Great Una Farter. Hehehe.

[THE UNA FARTER]

Blueminer wrote:

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Yep! I always did like a good western. Not sure about that ending though.

You sure do, Broke Back Mountian.

[Ancient Wolf]

Miss E Font wrote:

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I think many people do that. I use 2 names only Miss Font for fun and another identity to discuss trickle down economics of the Republican party, my fascination with WW II fighter jets and my love for Greek mythology.

I once saw a P-51 Mustang (my favorite) in an airshow burst a balloon tied about a foot above the top of a telephone pole. Not a jet though, but very maneuvable and could hold their own against the German jets fighters.

[birdman 1]

my son let a fart the other day in the lake a green cloud came up from behind him the cloud went airborn { thats what happened} or something like that because its water and air

[THE UNA FARTER]

kevin wrote:

<quoted text>My registered account personna is cool, intelligent, and somewhat interesting. I use it to post serious blogs.
I created "kevin",(the name sounds annoying to me) For trollin' purposes only.
Lately, kevin posts a whole lot more.
Have a good'n dude.

It fits. You are more annoying an arse crack filled with fiberglass insulation. You serious? A blog my arse. You are more like a swriveled up old bag of cat hairballs.

[kevin]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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Love that pink, don't you sissy arse?

I'm convinced you're demented.

And more than a little gay.

[THE UNA FARTER]

Rattlesnake Pete wrote:

<quoted text>Was HOMESCHOOL your best subject?

Yes, things I learned out behind the barn. Spanking my weasel, smoking cigarettes. Paw beating my arse off with a Hickory stick and me screaming, don't beat me paw, I don't wanna go to school. I don't need no book larnin', I wanna be like you when I grow up Paw.

[kevin]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

<quoted text>
It fits. You are more annoying an arse crack filled with fiberglass insulation. You serious? A blog my arse. You are more like a swriveled up old bag of cat hairballs.

Just this once, I'll give ya a "funny" icon.

[Miss E Font]

Ancient Wolf wrote:

<quoted text>I once saw a P-51 Mustang (my favorite) in an airshow burst a balloon tied about a foot above the top of a telephone pole. Not a jet though, but very maneuvable and could hold their own against the German jets fighters.

beautiful planes. I am currently bidding on a WWII plane prop. I have the perfect location for it in my house. The entire mental "chess" process involved in air battle was phenomenal. Some of the most beautiful birds of all!

[Miss E Font]

kevin wrote:

<quoted text>I'm convinced you're demented.

And more than a little gay.

I love Dr Demento! My favorite was "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than to have to have a frontal lobotomy."
And the "Scotsman song"

[Hempburn]

Miss E Font wrote:

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beautiful planes. I am currently bidding on a WWII plane prop. I have the perfect location for it in my house. The entire mental "chess" process involved in air battle was phenomenal. Some of the most beautiful birds of all!

I flew radio control airplanes for about fifteen years before switching to heli's,, built a 1/3 scale p51 named "Big Beautiful Doll" with smoke system and retracks. It placed many times in different scale competitions and someone finally made me an offer I could not refuse. The mustang is a sleek machine fer sure

[THE UNA FARTER]

kevin wrote:

<quoted text>I'm convinced you're demented.
And more than a little gay.

You really would like to smell my farts and I know it. For $30.00 I'll overnight you a really nice one in a zip lock bag.

[Miss E Font]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

<quoted text>That would be a great Honor to have a Livingston Chapter of The Una Farter Fan Club. I bet Stinky's mom will appreciate the skid marks in his Spiderman Swim trunks. Would you happen to know if Stinky's mon uses New improved Tide with bleach, New improved Blue Cheer with color guard or some other brand. That new improved Tide with bleach is really good stuff. After the dissambely of my ex-wifes body that Tide did such a good cleanup, they couldn't find enough DNA evidence to convict me. I'm going to have to write those folks at Tide and thank them for a great product. Oh yes, Those folks at Glad Garbage Bags too. Hehehehe. I fart boarded her to death. Farts work much better than water. LOL.

I'm glad I could brighten you guy's day. I have been trying to get the City Council here is Scottsville to approve at least two farting posts on the public square. I would love to hold farting contests. The farting posts are something to grip as you take your favorite farting position. This would be free family entertainment as folks cheer on their favorite farter. We have free entertainment sometimes at the little park next to Dominoes Pizza. They call it Arts on Main, but The Great One has renamed it. Hehehe. Farts on Main. They won't let me preform playing the harmonica with my butt cheeks, they say it's to close to the pizza ovens. I don't know why they keep candleblight vigils secret from me. I never find out until I read they have had one in out local newspaper. Guy's there are a lot of obstacles to overcome when you are a professional farter. It's not easy being the Great Una Farter. Hehehe.

As Una Far Tater's Nanny I can assure you he has more skid marks than the Santa Monica Freeway! I have tried several different products; however, the most effective solution was purchasing Scooby Doo under-Roos. The company's strategic placement of scooby has provided adequate camouflage for the offending smears. Una is a fart lover! When reading him his bedtime story, he loves to let a big one pull the covers over our heads and yell "Dutch Oven". This morning he was farting and walking to the bathroom, he informed me that is "crop dusting". Although I am the Nanny, I am often the student

[Miss E Font]

Hempburn wrote:

<quoted text>I flew radio control airplanes for about fifteen years before switching to heli's,, built a 1/3 scale p51 named "Big Beautiful Doll" with smoke system and retracks. It placed many times in different scale competitions and someone finally made me an offer I could not refuse. The mustang is a sleek machine fer sure

I have been to the Smithsonian but want to go to the museum in Ohio. Have you been ?

[Miss E Font]

Hempburn wrote:

<quoted text>I flew radio control airplanes for about fifteen years before switching to heli's,, built a 1/3 scale p51 named "Big Beautiful Doll" with smoke system and retracks. It placed many times in different scale competitions and someone finally made me an offer I could not refuse. The mustang is a sleek machine fer sure

I know some posters will jump all over this. Yes, I am a female-- but the planes from that era are just "sexy". I guess similar to how some people will say a corvette is sexy.

[just -J-]

Miss E Font wrote:

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I know some posters will jump all over this. Yes, I am a female-- but the planes from that era are just "sexy". I guess similar to how some people will say a corvette is sexy.

Oh I agree. Look at the women then. So much class with all the sex apeal. The cars then so sexy.

[THE UNA FARTER]

Miss E Font wrote:

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As Una Far Tater's Nanny I can assure you he has more skid marks than the Santa Monica Freeway! I have tried several different products; however, the most effective solution was purchasing Scooby Doo under-Roos. The company's strategic placement of scooby has provided adequate camouflage for the offending smears. Una is a fart lover! When reading him his bedtime story, he loves to let a big one pull the covers over our heads and yell "Dutch Oven". This morning he was farting and walking to the bathroom, he informed me that is "crop dusting". Although I am the Nanny, I am often the student

You are the best Nanny ever. You understand and accept my obsession with farting. Nanny do you know if the Una Bombers old shack and bicycle with no fenders is in a musem? I wish you would bid on them for me. His old shack is mucher nicer than mine. I would like to ride down muddy roads and let the back tire sling mud, dog poop and stuff up my back and in my hair like he did.

[Miss E Font]

just -J- wrote:

<quoted text>Oh I agree. Look at the women then. So much class with all the sex apeal. The cars then so sexy.

the pin-up girls? Gorgeous

[Miss E Font]

TheBestBully wrote:

Who gives a shit anyway? People hear on this thread are retarded

we "hear" on this thread are retarded. Thanks for reminding us