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The Nastiest Debate Of 2010 In 2:44 Evan McMorris-Santoro and Clayton Ashley October 18, 2010, 11:14AM Last night's Kentucky Senate debate was one of the most brutal of the year, hands down.

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Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#18200 Sep 21, 2013
A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant, and the waitress asks, "What will it be?"

The man replied "a burger and a coke." "

And you?"

"I'll have the same," the ostrich replies.

They finish their meal and, when they go to pay, the waitress says, "That will be $4.50."

The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount, paid, and they left.

They do this, you see, every day, except for Fridays. Anyway, this particular Friday, they come back into the restaurant.

"The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, my dear, today is Friday. I'll have steak and a coke."

"Me too!" says the ostrich.

They finish and pay.

"That will be $10.95," says the waitress.

The man reached into his pocket, and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week.

The waitress was dumb-founded, and asks, "How is it that you always have the exact amount?"

"Well," says the man. "I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared."

"Wow!" said the waitress. "What did you wish for?"

"I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket."

"Amazing! Most people would ask for a million dollars. But what's with the ostrich?"

"Well," said the man. "I also asked for a chick with long legs."

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#18201 Sep 22, 2013
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle.“That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.” She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?”

“Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever.

“My, my,” said the Poodle.“I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.” She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says,“How about you, little guy?”

The last of the three, tiny in stature, but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...

“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”
Tepid

Haverhill, MA

#18202 Sep 23, 2013
wtf wrote:
<quoted text>Well you are Stupid.
Always, is a family trade for generations, cousin.

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#18204 Sep 24, 2013
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.'Careful,' he said,'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him.'What in the world is wrong with you, asshole? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied,'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
Fox News Is A Joke

Pikeville, KY

#18205 Sep 24, 2013
Tepid wrote:
<quoted text>
Always, is a family trade for generations, cousin.
In your Family like disease.
Me Wise Magic

Bardstown, KY

#18206 Sep 24, 2013
Hey Fox News - you never answered my post about me calling you out about you claiming Mitch McConnell never went to the University of Louisville. He did - and graduated from there - with honors.
Fox News Is A Joke

Pikeville, KY

#18207 Sep 25, 2013
Me Wise Magic wrote:
Hey Fox News - you never answered my post about me calling you out about you claiming Mitch McConnell never went to the University of Louisville. He did - and graduated from there - with honors.
He went to Law School at UK you stupid SOB.
Dumbass

Swampscott, MA

#18211 Sep 25, 2013
Wondering wrote:
Why are you dumbasses still posting on this thread, please let it die
0k.
whitehair

Eminence, KY

#18212 Sep 25, 2013
Me Wise Magic wrote:
<quoted text>
But you dumbass he graduated from U of L in 1964 with a BA in political science before he went to UK. You said he didn't go to U of L stupid ass
This is an answer we all know. But, sometimes nothing can be proven to the all knowing.You made the right call!
Fox News Is A Joke

Pikeville, KY

#18213 Sep 26, 2013
Me Wise Magic wrote:
<quoted text>
But you dumbass he graduated from U of L in 1964 with a BA in political science before he went to UK. You said he didn't go to U of L stupid ass
I will go slow this time for you Moron, Whitehair the Imbecile said he graduated from U of L Law School.

McConnell the phag went to UK Law.

Now do you get it you stupid SOB?
Fox News Is A Joke

Pikeville, KY

#18214 Sep 26, 2013
whitehair wrote:
<quoted text>
This is an answer we all know. But, sometimes nothing can be proven to the all knowing.You made the right call!
What year did Mitch graduate from U of L Law School you Imbecile?
WF the son

Saugus, MA

#18217 Sep 26, 2013
Why is so important about this dude graduating or not.
wtf the son

Saugus, MA

#18218 Sep 26, 2013
like to know wrote:
Vote for Rand Paul. never vote conway just another dem, in washington. If you got a job today you want have one if conway get elected.
I am like my father short in ideas and with a big mouth full of crap. The buck stops here I am not reproducing myself. So, everybody that want to have sex with me have to go to a castration if man to a double one. I do not want to bring to this world someone like my obtuse father (wtf senior)
wtf the son

Saugus, MA

#18219 Sep 26, 2013
Patriot wrote:
A nasty debate between nasty people. Kentucky is better than either of these guys. America is better. One would assume that we have risen above this sort of political mud-slinging and disrespect toward one another. But, we all know what happens when we assume something.
Yeah; I know. I am so embarrass, having that man as a father. I left him this morning talking to his flaccid peniss. When I ask why are screaming he said " my peniss can not hear me". No wonder his peniss is so,so small, almost invisible. I doubt very much that my mother incubete with him. He couldn't posible impregnate not even an ant.
Rosebutt

Swampscott, MA

#18221 Sep 26, 2013
I am sympathetic to WTF junior.
Meandro Smith

Swampscott, MA

#18222 Sep 26, 2013
Fox News Is A Joke wrote:
<quoted text>He went to Law School at UK you stupid SOB.
He had to go to UK because he flank and that was the only place that give certification as lawyers for $10,000.00 and three months training. UK is good for certification as CNA and Home Health Aides.
Meandro Smith

Swampscott, MA

#18223 Sep 26, 2013
"Fox News is a joke" formerly known as WTF is going to a change of life, what is known as male menopause. His start is to change his name. Lets see what happened.

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#18227 Sep 27, 2013
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."

In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction."

Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication."

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene, and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy's ass three blocks away and said, "Now, THAT'S long division!"

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#18228 Sep 28, 2013
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven!" says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to," said St. Peter, "But I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell, and one in heaven. Then, you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator.

"I’m sorry, but we have our rules."

And, with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator raises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now, it's time to visit heaven!"

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, says St. Peter, "You've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers,'Well, I would never have said it before! I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell!"

So, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now, the doors of the elevator open, and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand!" Stammers the senator. "Yesterday, I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time! Now, there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?!"

The devil looks at him, smiles, and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning! Today you voted!"
whitehair

Eminence, KY

#18230 Sep 28, 2013
And we got Obama!!!

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