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ima
El Paso, TX
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BIG_STEVIE wrote: A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant." Stevie, you are too much!.... Brilliant, hilarious. THANKS for making us laugh!
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Since: Jul 12
Spring, TX
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ima wrote: <quoted text> Stevie, you are too much!.... Brilliant, hilarious. THANKS for making us laugh! Why, thank you so much, and I'm truly glad you like them. I know that they're all not great, but I do hit on one, now and then. Have a wonderful day, my friend, and thanks again!
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Since: Jul 12
Spring, TX
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A young mother was carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of “pregnant,” but the girl seemed satisfied. Sometime later, a terrible fire broke out in the neighborhood, and the girl stood by watching. Here is how she described the scene to her parents:“There was this big fire, and a fireman ran into the house, and when he came out, he was pregnant.”
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Paulie
Lexington, KY
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Please make a difference
Stanton, KY
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Do your part. Visit the link below. WWW.mpp.org/states/kentucky/take-action/ Thanks
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wtf
Williamsburg, KY
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Paulie wrote: Ron and Rand Dumb and dumber.
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obamaclaus
London, KY
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i hope mitch mcconnell runs for president in 2016
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wtf
Pikeville, KY
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obamaclaus wrote: i hope mitch mcconnell runs for president in 2016 So do all Democrats.
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wtf
Williamsburg, KY
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obamaclaus wrote: i hope mitch mcconnell runs for president in 2016 So you can lose again?
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Corbin
Corbin, KY
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vote
Cave City, KY
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wtf
Williamsburg, KY
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vote wrote: vote and we will see We did vote and see.
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obamaclaus
London, KY
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illegals arent allowed to vote in ky, no need to worry about a democrat winninga senate seat here, we only vote for americans
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wtf
Williamsburg, KY
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obamaclaus wrote: illegals arent allowed to vote in ky, no need to worry about a democrat winninga senate seat here, we only vote for americans You misspelled, you only vote for your fellow idiot.
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obamaclaus
London, KY
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unlike obama i love america i dont want it handed over to the camel jockies
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wtf
Williamsburg, KY
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obamaclaus wrote: unlike obama i love america i dont want it handed over to the camel jockies America does not love you idiots.
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obamaclaus
London, KY
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i guess if i was a leftwinger id sit around blaming everybody else for my failures in life as well
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wtf is gay
Holt, MI
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wtf wrote: <quoted text>Since you are a right winger you sit around doing nothing. need no explanation, just read the name,
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hug
Bronx, NY
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obamaclaus
London, KY
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here comes obamaclaus right down obamaclaus way hes got cell phones, birth control pills and a crack pipe for you today, you better watch out you better not cry obamaclaus is going to hawaii to spend another 5 million dollars today, while the nation balances on a cliff our mooslim is busy on the bitch i mean beach
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