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Nicky Haugh

Dundee, UK

#42 Jul 28, 2013
For those in the Simpsons I have given a list of these 10 commandments to Springfield that they must always obey all will be punished all right.
Thou #1/Always obey Nicky Haugh's Commandments
Thou #2/Homer shall not strangle Bart or he will lose Fatty foods FOREVER
Thou #3/Marge and Lisa shall not do the right thing EVER
Thou #4/Always obey Bart Simpson everytime he tells you do or will die in vain
Thou #5/The Springfield Elementary school must always run Bart Simpson's Way or the School shall close FOREVER
Thou #6/Lisa Simpson must always treat the Animals roughly or else all animal will either be injured or killed.
Thou #7/Marge Simpson must NEVER EVER treat her family the Same Way
Thou #8/Chief Wiggium and the Police are to be replaced by the new police cops or they shall lose their life or their most important things in the world.
Thou #9/The church shall be running the same way as Mr Burns designed it always or else your Punishment gets bigger also Ned Flanders must NEVER EVER live with Homer Anymore and shall be living in a faraway place like a countryside place but the only thing Ned Flanders must always do is to STAY AWAY FROM DOING THE CORRECT THING FOREVER.
Thou #10/If anyone EVER Disobeys My commandments and my orders then Springfield will be no more and will be destroyed and nobody shall EVER COME BACK HERE FOR ENTERNITY LIFE FOR GOOD
Nicky Haugh

Dundee, UK

#43 Jul 28, 2013
oh and another thing of my commandments to Springfield THOU MUST ALWAYS DO ANIMAL ABUSE AND CHILD ABUSE TO EVERYONE (Except for Bart Simpson)
Nicky Haugh

Dundee, UK

#44 Jul 28, 2013
Also whenever Chief Wiggium is arresting someone he will get Arrested instead of that someone special and If Marge punishes Bart whenever he's done something then Marge will get Punished FOR LIFE AND HERSELF AND LISA MUST COMMAND BART SIMPSON AND HOMER SIMPSON FOREVER.
Nicky Haugh

Dundee, UK

#45 Jul 28, 2013
Also if anybody except for Bart disobeys my commandments then Thou must Torcher that somebody but not Homer and Bart also do not kill them but you can Torcher them.

Plus I have listed a lot more
Thou can kill who they like except the Simpsons but like before do punish Marge, Lisa, Maggie, Santa's little helper and Snowbell but don't do Homer and Bart of else your life is the price you will pay.

Thou can swear whenever they want to.

Thou must destroy all animal habitats or your health or can lose your health which means your soul and life to.

Thou must always command Mr Burn, Homer and Bart Simpsons and all bad guys or else your Punishment is gonna cost your life too
Nicky Haugh

Dundee, UK

#46 Jul 28, 2013
Oh and I almost forgot
Thou must always and I mean FOREVER/ENTERNITY use Weapons (which means Guns, Knifes and Other weaponry)always or you can use a Gun anytime you want cos it is always free and it is suitable for (0-Those who die which includes children as well) but if any parent including Marge tries to take it off these children, people or if the Mayor disobeys my commandment like banning guns and people expecting that or if any child like Lisa doesn't use a gun forever then that day will be the last time Springfield exists FOREVER
Nicky Haugh

Dundee, UK

#47 Jul 28, 2013
And another thing
Thou can steal anytime you want to and thou must always obey my command and gods command but I insure you that those who are loving these commandments will do fine.
THAT WILL DO FOR NOW SO ALWAYS OBEY THESE COMMANDMENTS OR YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE SORTED
Nicky Haugh

London, UK

#48 May 16, 2014
Here are my own 10 Commandments for the whole world to listen to.
1/Thou must Always Always obey NH no matter what and to make no mistake or trouble that occurs to us.
2/Thou can do whatever they want and I mean Anything and Everything with NH'S Permission and when I mean it I MEAN IT ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT.
3/Thou must never protest, testify or any other attempts to overthrow NH's position.
4/Thou must always remember NH's rules and follow them.
5/Thou must always agree with NH's ideas of the changes to the world and to never ever turn away from them in order to provent yourself from punishment.
6/Thou must always follow NH'S Orders when a problem occurs at anytime
7/Thou must always be punished when breaking my commandments and will apologize in front of everyone which will include mocking the suspect (except the one's of my choice), suffering the suspect and teaching him a lesson until he/she comes to their senses and will proceed with a penalty of charge for breaking my law
8/Thou must never ruin my family and treat me and my people like God's or else.....
9/Thou must respect myself, one another and always do what they like even riot maybe with the exception of my disobeance
10/Thou must always respect my orders and you will love, like and adore my points
Bonus/Thou must always follow NH's 10 Commandments with no mistake and no trouble
Goble

Barbourville, KY

#49 May 16, 2014
many pastors wrote:
<quoted text>ive watched an listened to many pastors over the past 50 years,and ive not found one yet that can point out everything he teaches in GODS word besides murry.say what up want,but ive never heard him teach anything that he cant back up in the BIBLE.
You are absolutely correct.
Nicky Haugh

London, UK

#50 May 21, 2014
I've made a few changes but it's all the same but the next time I appear it will be revealed as my real 10 Commandments for the world to listen
gator

London, KY

#51 May 21, 2014
thou shalt make thy truck payments

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