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lady

Mayfield, KY

#1 Sep 3, 2012
Female, age 20, weigh 105, 5'3.. Yea I'm short lmao... Blonde hair shoulder length .. just looking for a nice guy, maybe a long term relationship, I'd like to find someone who can love me for me, & not just for sex! I'm tired of being hurt, lied, & cheated on! Just want a decent, hard working, loving, caring, honest, generous, outgoing, intelligent man! Between the ages of 18 & 27! I do not do drugs, heck I dont even smoke cigarettes, nor drink!! I'm clean! So I expect the guy to be also!! Have only slept with 3 guy, all long term relationships! So don't expect to get in my pants easy, not until I'm ready!! I'm very honest & outgoing!! I'm country, love to have fun & hang out with my friends! Im very hard work, mostly work 12 hours a day, if not 12 than I work 8 sometimes! Have my own home & vehicles!! All I want is that man that can stick with me thru thick or thin!! & if all you want is sex please do yourself a favor & don't bother!! I'm not looking for that!!! So if you wanna know more message me on here & leave your email! Maybe I might find that kinda guy I want!!

“Th' vice a squeezin”

Since: Aug 12

Cannon, KY

#2 Sep 3, 2012
lady wrote:
Female, age 20, weigh 105, 5'3.. Yea I'm short lmao... Blonde hair shoulder length .. just looking for a nice guy, maybe a long term relationship, I'd like to find someone who can love me for me, & not just for sex! I'm tired of being hurt, lied, & cheated on! Just want a decent, hard working, loving, caring, honest, generous, outgoing, intelligent man! Between the ages of 18 & 27! I do not do drugs, heck I dont even smoke cigarettes, nor drink!! I'm clean! So I expect the guy to be also!! Have only slept with 3 guy, all long term relationships! So don't expect to get in my pants easy, not until I'm ready!! I'm very honest & outgoing!! I'm country, love to have fun & hang out with my friends! Im very hard work, mostly work 12 hours a day, if not 12 than I work 8 sometimes! Have my own home & vehicles!! All I want is that man that can stick with me thru thick or thin!! & if all you want is sex please do yourself a favor & don't bother!! I'm not looking for that!!! So if you wanna know more message me on here & leave your email! Maybe I might find that kinda guy I want!!
My son (The Specialist) 34 years of age,is an online sexual deviant. Please leave your contact information so he can take full advantage of you. He made a post one time, that he was looking for several women so that he could plant his send in them. You may get lucky. He's not a bad looking fellow, He's hung like a planters peanut though. And he's just not quite right in the melon, if you know what I mean.

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LMBO

United States

#3 Sep 3, 2012
Omgggggg...laughing so hard here @ da Dad...you are 1 crazy dude...Everytime I read a post of *Yourn*...I laugh for hours...

“Th' vice a squeezin”

Since: Aug 12

Cannon, KY

#4 Sep 3, 2012
LMBO wrote:
Omgggggg...laughing so hard here @ da Dad...you are 1 crazy dude...Everytime I read a post of *Yourn*...I laugh for hours...
I'm trying my damdest to get the lazy bastard out of my basement. His feet smells like agent orange, and he stays on the computer so much he has started shifting in a five gallon bucket. He stays in his computer chair for so long it has shit streaks up and down it. My son (The Specialist) needs to grow up, and find him a job shoveling shit, or flipping burgers, or just anything for Gods sake!

“Th' vice a squeezin”

Since: Aug 12

Cannon, KY

#5 Sep 3, 2012
LMBO wrote:
Omgggggg...laughing so hard here @ da Dad...you are 1 crazy dude...Everytime I read a post of *Yourn*...I laugh for hours...
Are you D.P.. or L.P?!?!?
sue

United States

#7 Sep 4, 2012
if he look like you just let him be
LMBO

United States

#8 Sep 4, 2012
Giggling @ ya Sue..I agree...But then again pity that po ol daddy having to support that good for *nuttin* Son...and from the looks of it da daddy if fading away to skin & bones.. yells @ the Special ONE ..get off your booty.. da Daddy says it's time to put yo big boy panies on and go hunting for some turtles..rabbits..Heck even a bit of road kill to hang in the smoke house would be alright ..Winter's a coming on ya know!! Oh while your at it Ma needs a can a snuff..Bruton if you please!!(Hand's Pa a Pitch Fork ..a poke or 2 with this will work like a charm)

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#9 Sep 4, 2012
lady wrote:
Female, age 20, weigh 105, 5'3.. Yea I'm short lmao... Blonde hair shoulder length .. just looking for a nice guy, maybe a long term relationship, I'd like to find someone who can love me for me, & not just for sex! I'm tired of being hurt, lied, & cheated on! Just want a decent, hard working, loving, caring, honest, generous, outgoing, intelligent man! Between the ages of 18 & 27! I do not do drugs, heck I dont even smoke cigarettes, nor drink!! I'm clean! So I expect the guy to be also!! Have only slept with 3 guy, all long term relationships! So don't expect to get in my pants easy, not until I'm ready!! I'm very honest & outgoing!! I'm country, love to have fun & hang out with my friends! Im very hard work, mostly work 12 hours a day, if not 12 than I work 8 sometimes! Have my own home & vehicles!! All I want is that man that can stick with me thru thick or thin!! & if all you want is sex please do yourself a favor & don't bother!! I'm not looking for that!!! So if you wanna know more message me on here & leave your email! Maybe I might find that kinda guy I want!!
I love you already.

“Th' vice a squeezin”

Since: Aug 12

Cannon, KY

#10 Sep 4, 2012
isolated incident wrote:
<quoted text>
I love you already.
You'd love one of the animals from Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey if it could write.

Wait a minute, don't they have a painting elephant?

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#11 Sep 4, 2012
Man, I love anything with legs. Wanna hook up?

“Th' vice a squeezin”

Since: Aug 12

Cannon, KY

#12 Sep 4, 2012
isolated incident wrote:
Man, I love anything with legs. Wanna hook up?
What if I've got three legs? I've been called a tripod.

Do you have a full set of dentures?

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#13 Sep 4, 2012
No, three legs is too many for me. I only have 3 or 4 fake teeth.

“Th' vice a squeezin”

Since: Aug 12

Cannon, KY

#14 Sep 4, 2012
isolated incident wrote:
No, three legs is too many for me. I only have 3 or 4 fake teeth.
Fusk that, you'd skin me all up.

Reminds me of this girl i used to date that had braces. She'd go down and my had would raise up. When she would come up off of it, my head would go back down.

We looked like some type of X-rated teeter-totter. Skint me all to hell, but back then i was young, i didn't give a shyte.

“Th' vice a squeezin”

Since: Aug 12

Cannon, KY

#15 Sep 4, 2012
had = head

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#16 Sep 4, 2012
Yolo, amirite?

“Th' vice a squeezin”

Since: Aug 12

Cannon, KY

#17 Sep 4, 2012
isolated incident wrote:
Yolo, amirite?
That's about the way i looked at it. And she was a smoking hot blonde.

And she loved anal sex.

“Th' vice a squeezin”

Since: Aug 12

Cannon, KY

#18 Sep 4, 2012
lady wrote:
Female, age 20, weigh 105, 5'3.. Yea I'm short lmao... Blonde hair shoulder length .. just looking for a nice guy, maybe a long term relationship, I'd like to find someone who can love me for me, & not just for sex! I'm tired of being hurt, lied, & cheated on! Just want a decent, hard working, loving, caring, honest, generous, outgoing, intelligent man! Between the ages of 18 & 27! I do not do drugs, heck I dont even smoke cigarettes, nor drink!! I'm clean! So I expect the guy to be also!! Have only slept with 3 guy, all long term relationships! So don't expect to get in my pants easy, not until I'm ready!! I'm very honest & outgoing!! I'm country, love to have fun & hang out with my friends! Im very hard work, mostly work 12 hours a day, if not 12 than I work 8 sometimes! Have my own home & vehicles!! All I want is that man that can stick with me thru thick or thin!! & if all you want is sex please do yourself a favor & don't bother!! I'm not looking for that!!! So if you wanna know more message me on here & leave your email! Maybe I might find that kinda guy I want!!
Do you like anal sex?

“Th' vice a squeezin”

Since: Aug 12

Cannon, KY

#19 Sep 4, 2012
isolated incident wrote:
Yolo, amirite?
By the way, you appear to be a fusing dullard. Void of any originality or deep thought what so ever. Did you mommy drop you on your head near the concrete fireplace of something? Of did she drop you from the front pouch?

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#20 Sep 4, 2012
She dropped me in the back yard.
Dat feel, man, dat feel.
Can you add me on Facebook so you can water my farm?

“Th' vice a squeezin”

Since: Aug 12

Cannon, KY

#21 Sep 5, 2012
isolated incident wrote:
She dropped me in the back yard.
Dat feel, man, dat feel.
Can you add me on Facebook so you can water my farm?
Right at this time i'm not in the mood to urinate.

Besides, i don't fusk about with Facebook. It appears to be for little girls.

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