Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters

[Iowan]

obamatized wrote:

its really sad , theres no way to discuss anything with the hypnotized obozoites, they are clueless, dependents of the gubment and dont want it any other way, they have never had anything and know they will never have anything because their only goal in life is to have someone else provide their means

you are a rethuglican who dont post in minneapolis forum out of fear you attack our democratically elected president

[obamatized]

we dont have a democratically ellected president we have a moron that was selected by halfwits and illegal aliens

[Irish MN]

obamatized wrote:

we dont have a democratically ellected president we have a moron that was selected by halfwits and illegal aliens

Do your best to enjoy the weekend despite being a delusional America hating bagger.

[BIG_STEVIE]

whtehair wrote:

Thanks,Stevie.Try to help them but the replies are so silly and so not from intelligent(in life)persons it is becoming difficult to even reply.Like,why bother>Take Care!

God bless you for trying, Whitey! This is why I've started just doing the Joke of the Day. I can contribute something to possibly make everyone laugh, and even when I post a bad one, the attempt was still made. At least I feel that if I can make a few folks laugh, and maybe get a little better start on their day, then I've contributed something. Again, thank you for carrying the banner, everyday, and have a wonderful day, my friend!!!

[Bushwhacker]

Contributing a joke is the best you can do, after you posted that LIE... As for foreign vacations, American workers need income and you really blew it... Little stefanie=the big JOKE !

[need gas $$$]

Smash that skull!!!

[obamatized]

i see the confused stewge is still dumbern a box of rocks, is a lesbian really called a vagitarian

[Bushwhacker]

It's or it is really sad....

Clueless, useless, and repetitive.

[obamatized]

i wish i had a nickle for everytime the confused stewge has something stoopid id pay off the national debt

[Bushwhacker]

When you learn to push shift and produce capital letter, "I'd" be willing to teach you contractions....

[blahhhh]

Blah blah

[Bushwhacker]

When you learn to push shift and produce capital letters, "I'd" be willing to teach you contractions....

[Bushwhacker]

I'll take your wager, pay me or provide proof, loser...

[Bushwhacker]

Yep, a mouthy moron who spews lies, then refuses proof.

[Bushwhacker]

Look AT the embarrassed boi, change names and go on the offensive ! LMAOROTFU~! Use your breath ! LMAOROTFU~!!!
When you learn to push shift and produce capital letters, "I'd" be willing to teach you contractions....

[BIG_STEVIE]

One weekend, WTF is in the bathroom shaving, when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. WTF slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.

"Well," says Bubba, "Every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my old pecker on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

WTF got very excited, at this easy suggestion, and decided to try it that very night. Night came, but before climbing into bed with his wife, WTF took out his tiny member, and whacked it three times on the bedpost. It didn't make a sound, so he ran downstairs and got a huge Polish sausage out of the refrigerator, ran back upstairs, and whacked that on the bedpost.

His wife, half-asleep, said, "Is that you, Bubba honey?"

[wtf]

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

One weekend, WTF is in the bathroom shaving, when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. WTF slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.
"Well," says Bubba, "Every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my old pecker on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
WTF got very excited, at this easy suggestion, and decided to try it that very night. Night came, but before climbing into bed with his wife, WTF took out his tiny member, and whacked it three times on the bedpost. It didn't make a sound, so he ran downstairs and got a huge Polish sausage out of the refrigerator, ran back upstairs, and whacked that on the bedpost.
His wife, half-asleep, said, "Is that you, Bubba honey?"

Then you blew Bubba 3 times.

[obamatized]

the only contractions you know is when your boyfriend has a bowel movement, there confused stewge

[Bushwhacker]

Look AT the embarrassed boi, change names and go on the offensive ! LMAOROTFU~! Use your breath ! LMAOROTFU~!!!
When you learn to push shift and produce capital letters, "I'd" be willing to teach you contractions....

[BIG_STEVIE]

WTF's wife went down to the Welfare Office to get aid, and the office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten," she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered.

"They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come a-running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"

"I just say,'David, come 'n eat yor dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that thar's easy!" she said. "I jes' call 'em by their last name!"