Does Yahweh only talk to other gods? God, Shiva and Kokopelli manifested into a bar. The bartender first asks Shiva what she'll have and God shouts, "Can't you read? You'll serve no gods before ME!"<quoted text> C-Man, I'm glad your garden gnome isn't talking. Maybe it only talks to other gnomes? You may be too tall.
Perhaps humans are too short?