The bible says snakes and donkeys can talk.<quoted text>LOL
It's going just like The Bible said it would!
It says that bats are birds, whales are fish and rabbits chew cud.
It says that if you show a stripped stick to a pregnant cow it will give birth to a stripped calf.
And you have the nerve to say the bible is inerrant..and you think everyone should live by its rules?
When you get gas for your car on Sunday on the way to church or go in the mart to get a snack, do you chide the employee for working? Better yet, do you stone him/her?
The bible tells you to. Is it lying there?
How about your wife for cooking dinner on Sunday? That's another big no-no.
If you are trimming your beard, you are going against "god's word."
Wearing clothes made of mixed fabrics?
You are a cafeteria Christian.
"I like that (and can do it easily and I agree with it) so I'll do THAT... hmmm, but not THAT other one (since it is inconvenient). I'll hate gays but still have me some shrimp at the buffet."
You are such a hypocrite.