LOL,,,But,I partially disagree with your analysis.<quoted text>
Love these reminders.
But I think you may have a medical problem. It seems your intestines have wrapped around your optic nerve, giving you a crappy outlook on life.
You should have that looked at.
I do not believe he has an optic nerve.
I believe he is all intestines,that is why those who know him claim he is full of SH+T