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The crap you just spewed does none of this. And I'm not going to sift through 96000 posts to find the one where you MAY have given some amount of detail, especially when you STILL wouldn't have discussed it in the context of what I asked.
It was like pulling teeth to get him to recite his "miraculous" story. Prepare yourself to be amazed at the sequence of events that "can't be explained logically":
...and yes, curious (even though you have me on "IGNORE" I know you're reading this)...that was sarcasm.