Oh geez. Now we know the"rest of the story" and why puhfairyos had buh-oats buried wit them.<quoted text>
The Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock because they ran out of beer. The Pyramids were built on beer.. Damned upstart uptight religions like Muslims and Mormons...friggin' contrary to progress and productivity.
Rivers and oceans of beer.
Why who'd've ever thunk it.