Are you always this pedantic, Jay? Not one original or creative thought whistles through that empty space between your ears, does it?
Oh, tootsie pop, there you go again, throwing them/thar big werds at me! Sorry to be causing you pedantsturbation.
However, I do have all kinds of original creative thoughts. I just don't feel like sharing them with you tonight.
You just happen to catch me in a good mood. Just hang in there, it probably won't last long.
You just hate it when I'm nice, doncha?