Wow, you can't even be a successful liar, can you? Jim's character's name wasn't "Vern", so there goes the "namesake" lie. Second, it wasn't Jim who named the characters anyway.<quoted text>hmmmmmmm oh and Jim Varney was my third cousin. He was your friend?..... interesting! I gave him the Vern namesake to use teeeheeee,maybe doubt it but. My name is Vern for Vernon know what I mean.
It's mildly interesting though, that in your family they name women Vernon.
Oh, and as for this little exchange:
This would have worked, if everyone went along with it!:)
<quoted text>oh oh ohhhhhh just wait....it still will, know what I mean?
....no, it won't, Jethro.<quoted text>
Played right it sure will!:)
Now until you grow a pair, stop wasting my time. Lunatic. Liar. Coward.