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Devil - Corny
American Lady - Lady
CORNY went down to TOPIX, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young LADY sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
CORNY jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "LADY let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, girl, but give CORNY his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul,'cos I think I'm better than you."
The girl said: "My name's "LADY" and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
LADY you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in TOPIX and CORNY deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, CORNY gets your soul.
CORNY opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of morons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When CORNY finished, LADY said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire on the mountain, run MORONS, run.
CORNY's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
CORNY bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at LADY's feet.
Lady said: "CORNY just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I done told you once, you son of a COB, I'm the best that's ever been."
And SHE played fire on the mountain, run MORONS, run.
CORNY'S in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, now they're pickin' out dough.
"Granny, will your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
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Not an original thought in her head.
Again..... ari thinks this dimwhit is genius.
It doesn't get any easier.