**********Holy god! I just saw where you guys pollute more threads than just this one. how in the hell do you dorks find that much time?
Well, I guess we'll just have to level with you then. You see, we are all extremely wealthy republicans like Mitt Romney. We don't have to work, we have hired help, so we have plenty of time to play. You understand, I'm sure.
Are you also a millionaire? We see you've been here a lot, too.