Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

Jan 5, 2011 Full story: The Cincinnati Enquirer 81,627

MURRAY, Ky. - State wildlife officials say "several hundred" dead birds were found near the Murray State University campus last week.

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Since: Jun 12

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#92899 Sep 19, 2013
amkk wrote:
God is talking and nobody is listen. The bible speaks of times like this.
Shhhhh. You have come during our quiet meditation time. We are listening to God right now and your post is distracting us. Please return later and leave a few coins in the UNA fountain. Thanks for visiting F.A.R.T.
qwerty

Hillsboro, OH

#92900 Sep 19, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
We are getting much closer. Here at F.A.R.T (Further Aviary Research Thread) we spend numerous hours discussing the endless hypothetical scenarios on this matter. Please check in regularly for updates. Thanks for visiting FART
I think it's time we apply Special High Intensity Training........

TO: All bird threaders

From: QWERTY

Subject: Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from bird threaders, it will be our policy to keep all bird threaders well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give bird threaders more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the thread, please see Miss E. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Bird threaders who donít take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they donít have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST.(B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

Since: Jun 12

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#92901 Sep 19, 2013
I am laughing so hard -- I'm crying down my leg!
Imposter

Somerset, KY

#92902 Sep 19, 2013
OFL_MAO
Imposter

Somerset, KY

#92903 Sep 19, 2013
amkk wrote:
God is talking and nobody is listen. The bible speaks of times like this.
I cant hear you, please speak into the microphone.

Since: Jul 13

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#92905 Sep 19, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
Shhhhh. You have come during our quiet meditation time. We are listening to God right now and your post is distracting us. Please return later and leave a few coins in the UNA fountain. Thanks for visiting F.A.R.T.
I only have a quarter. Can I make change and get three nickels back?

Since: Jun 12

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#92906 Sep 19, 2013
Lantern_Rouge wrote:
<quoted text>I only have a quarter. Can I make change and get three nickels back?
Yes that is fine. UNA would understand.
amkk

Vine Grove, KY

#92909 Sep 19, 2013
Imposter wrote:
<quoted text>I cant hear you, please speak into the microphone.
I will pray for you

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#92910 Sep 19, 2013
amkk wrote:
<quoted text>I will pray for you
He needs prayers -- thanks for noticing.
Can you ask God to help him with those nasty corns on his feet?
qwerty

Hillsboro, OH

#92911 Sep 19, 2013
Imposter wrote:
<quoted text>I cant hear you, please speak into the microphone.
check check check one two one two....

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef - you'll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest
Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
Snatching gold chains - vicking pieces of eight
I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate
We got wenches on the benches - and bitties with titties
Housing all girlies from city to city
One for all and all for one
Taking out M.C.'s with a big shotgun
All for one and one for all
Because the bird threaders have gone A.W.O.L.
Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat
Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat
We got maidens and wenches - man they're on the ace
Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face
Ali Baba and the forty thieves
Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'
Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiling
I'm wheeling'- I'm dealin'- I'm drinking, not thinking
Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking
Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky
Skirt chasing, free basing - killing every village
We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage
I've been drinking my rum - a Def son of a gun
I fought the law and I cold won
Black Beard's weak - Moby Dick's on the tick
'Cause I pull out my jammy and squeeze off six
My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to girls gate
Most dusted out B-Boy, I'm torchin' my dust
Most thinkinest B-Boy, I'm doing the thinking
Most rhyminest B-Boy, I'm stretching my shades
Most shootinest B-Boy, I'll sink your ship
Most robbinest B-Boy, I'll see you in the street, homeboy
Most taxinest B-Boy, I'll tax you, boy
Most illinest, stealinest, villianest B-Boy, tax it on y'all squares
YEAH!

Since: Jun 12

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#92912 Sep 19, 2013
It's karaoke night on the Bird Thread!
Tollesboro Guy

Lexington, KY

#92915 Sep 20, 2013
Lantern_Rouge wrote:
<quoted text>I only have a quarter. Can I make change and get three nickels back?
When my wife said she was going through "the change" I had her swallow a quarter because I needed 2 dimes and a nickel. Nothing Yet....
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#92916 Sep 20, 2013
I think the EMS dispatcher screwed up when he said "Give an IV with D5W and Ringer's Lactate and transport immediately".

Instead of D5W, the dispatcher must have said WD40 or 10W40 motoroil and that is how they overdosed Querty and Miss E and made their statements so "slick" LOL
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#92917 Sep 20, 2013
Much has been recorded about Lee's surrender to Grant, but little is known that George Armstrong Custer (Little BigHorn) called off the final Cavalry charge and sent word to George Meade (winner at Gettysburg 2 years prior) that a white flag had been raised and to discontinue the battle.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#92919 Sep 20, 2013
Nor was that the final surrender. E. Kirby Smith (who had invaded Kentucky, beat Bull Nelson at Richmond, continued on to take Lexington and Frankfort.. the only Union Capital to ever fall to the Confederates and continued on to a drawn battle at Perryville before leaving Kentucky) surrendered to E. R. S. Canby on May 26, 1865. And Lincoln who had been assassinated on April 14, never lived to see the final war's end.
Imposter

Somerset, KY

#92920 Sep 20, 2013
amkk wrote:
<quoted text> I will pray for you
I dont need your self-righteous aloof as praying for me, pray for yourself.
Imposter

Somerset, KY

#92921 Sep 20, 2013
Ancient Wolf wrote:
I think the EMS dispatcher screwed up when he said "Give an IV with D5W and Ringer's Lactate and transport immediately".
Instead of D5W, the dispatcher must have said WD40 or 10W40 motoroil and that is how they overdosed Querty and Miss E and made their statements so "slick" LOL
It was a wild night, I woke up cuddled up to a red shoe.
Christian

West Liberty, KY

#92922 Sep 20, 2013
I will take all the prayers i can get!
As a human being i need all the help i can get!
Imposter wrote:
<quoted text>I dont need your self-righteous aloof as praying for me, pray for yourself.

Since: Jun 12

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#92923 Sep 20, 2013
Imposter wrote:
<quoted text>It was a wild night, I woke up cuddled up to a red shoe.
Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone. You know these walls have ears. Good morning everyone! Off to work--- I had Bird Thread watch duty last night. I think it's AW turn tonight. Long live the F.A.R.T institute

“It is what it is, folks!!”

Since: Feb 10

The land of harmony and peace

#92924 Sep 20, 2013
Hi guys! I have really enjoyed reading the history comments!! Quite a learning experience. It's nice that this thread is the only one on Topix where people are still talking and being civil to one another. You all made me remorseful about Una though. I do miss his "input", lol. I hope he's in a good place and giggling at us all.....

I had a great night here. One of my dogs who I thought was about to die has had a miraculous turn around, and we slept all bundled up together last night, looking out the window at the moon. I thanked God for everything he's done for me recently... I think I may be able to keep my critter kid going for a while longer! Thank you Jesus!
(Yes, I believe in prayer myself)

There have been some issues going on around here and that's why I've been absent for so long. Hopefully things are turning around!

Ms Font, I laughed my butt off at the F.A.R.T. reference, hehe! In the Somerset area threads, we called ourselves T.U.R.D.(s)
(Topix Users Rock, Dudes)
I don't remember exactly who started the T.U.R.D. club, but if I may, could I apply for F.A.R.T. status too?? Pretty please? With sugar on top?? LOL!!!
I'd become a F.A.R.T. T.U.R.D!!!
Bwaaahahahahaha!

Thank you all for starting my day off with laughter.
(For you Imposter,*POOF*)
:)

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