Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

Jan 5, 2011 Full story: The Cincinnati Enquirer 81,777

MURRAY, Ky. - State wildlife officials say "several hundred" dead birds were found near the Murray State University campus last week.

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Anne

United States

#92892 Sep 19, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
I understand -- you know what they say about you men---
"Men are like floor tiles, lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for a lifetime".
Whoowee, woman! You are wise beyond your years!!
Imposternaddor

London, KY

#92893 Sep 19, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
I understand -- you know what they say about you men---
"Men are like floor tiles, lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for a lifetime".
TIF :)
Patriotgyrl65

Campbellsville, KY

#92894 Sep 19, 2013
So, after 78,164 posts, we are still no closer to figuring out what killed the birds, then?

Since: Jun 12

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#92896 Sep 19, 2013
Patriotgyrl65 wrote:
So, after 78,164 posts, we are still no closer to figuring out what killed the birds, then?
We are getting much closer. Here at F.A.R.T (Further Aviary Research Thread) we spend numerous hours discussing the endless hypothetical scenarios on this matter. Please check in regularly for updates. Thanks for visiting FART

Since: Jun 12

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#92897 Sep 19, 2013
Please help yourself to a fried bologna sandwich and make a contribution to the UNA fountain as you exit F.A.R.T
amkk

Vine Grove, KY

#92898 Sep 19, 2013
God is talking and nobody is listen. The bible speaks of times like this.

Since: Jun 12

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#92899 Sep 19, 2013
amkk wrote:
God is talking and nobody is listen. The bible speaks of times like this.
Shhhhh. You have come during our quiet meditation time. We are listening to God right now and your post is distracting us. Please return later and leave a few coins in the UNA fountain. Thanks for visiting F.A.R.T.
qwerty

Hillsboro, OH

#92900 Sep 19, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
We are getting much closer. Here at F.A.R.T (Further Aviary Research Thread) we spend numerous hours discussing the endless hypothetical scenarios on this matter. Please check in regularly for updates. Thanks for visiting FART
I think it's time we apply Special High Intensity Training........

TO: All bird threaders

From: QWERTY

Subject: Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from bird threaders, it will be our policy to keep all bird threaders well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give bird threaders more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the thread, please see Miss E. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Bird threaders who donít take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they donít have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST.(B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

Since: Jun 12

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#92901 Sep 19, 2013
I am laughing so hard -- I'm crying down my leg!
Imposter

Somerset, KY

#92902 Sep 19, 2013
OFL_MAO
Imposter

Somerset, KY

#92903 Sep 19, 2013
amkk wrote:
God is talking and nobody is listen. The bible speaks of times like this.
I cant hear you, please speak into the microphone.

Since: Jul 13

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#92905 Sep 19, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
Shhhhh. You have come during our quiet meditation time. We are listening to God right now and your post is distracting us. Please return later and leave a few coins in the UNA fountain. Thanks for visiting F.A.R.T.
I only have a quarter. Can I make change and get three nickels back?

Since: Jun 12

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#92906 Sep 19, 2013
Lantern_Rouge wrote:
<quoted text>I only have a quarter. Can I make change and get three nickels back?
Yes that is fine. UNA would understand.
amkk

Vine Grove, KY

#92909 Sep 19, 2013
Imposter wrote:
<quoted text>I cant hear you, please speak into the microphone.
I will pray for you

Since: Jun 12

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#92910 Sep 19, 2013
amkk wrote:
<quoted text>I will pray for you
He needs prayers -- thanks for noticing.
Can you ask God to help him with those nasty corns on his feet?
qwerty

Hillsboro, OH

#92911 Sep 19, 2013
Imposter wrote:
<quoted text>I cant hear you, please speak into the microphone.
check check check one two one two....

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef - you'll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest
Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
Snatching gold chains - vicking pieces of eight
I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate
We got wenches on the benches - and bitties with titties
Housing all girlies from city to city
One for all and all for one
Taking out M.C.'s with a big shotgun
All for one and one for all
Because the bird threaders have gone A.W.O.L.
Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat
Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat
We got maidens and wenches - man they're on the ace
Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face
Ali Baba and the forty thieves
Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'
Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiling
I'm wheeling'- I'm dealin'- I'm drinking, not thinking
Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking
Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky
Skirt chasing, free basing - killing every village
We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage
I've been drinking my rum - a Def son of a gun
I fought the law and I cold won
Black Beard's weak - Moby Dick's on the tick
'Cause I pull out my jammy and squeeze off six
My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to girls gate
Most dusted out B-Boy, I'm torchin' my dust
Most thinkinest B-Boy, I'm doing the thinking
Most rhyminest B-Boy, I'm stretching my shades
Most shootinest B-Boy, I'll sink your ship
Most robbinest B-Boy, I'll see you in the street, homeboy
Most taxinest B-Boy, I'll tax you, boy
Most illinest, stealinest, villianest B-Boy, tax it on y'all squares
YEAH!

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#92912 Sep 19, 2013
It's karaoke night on the Bird Thread!
Tollesboro Guy

Lexington, KY

#92915 Sep 20, 2013
Lantern_Rouge wrote:
<quoted text>I only have a quarter. Can I make change and get three nickels back?
When my wife said she was going through "the change" I had her swallow a quarter because I needed 2 dimes and a nickel. Nothing Yet....
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#92916 Sep 20, 2013
I think the EMS dispatcher screwed up when he said "Give an IV with D5W and Ringer's Lactate and transport immediately".

Instead of D5W, the dispatcher must have said WD40 or 10W40 motoroil and that is how they overdosed Querty and Miss E and made their statements so "slick" LOL
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#92917 Sep 20, 2013
Much has been recorded about Lee's surrender to Grant, but little is known that George Armstrong Custer (Little BigHorn) called off the final Cavalry charge and sent word to George Meade (winner at Gettysburg 2 years prior) that a white flag had been raised and to discontinue the battle.

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