Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

Jan 5, 2011 Full story: The Cincinnati Enquirer 81,635

MURRAY, Ky. - State wildlife officials say "several hundred" dead birds were found near the Murray State University campus last week.

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Anne

United States

#92166 Aug 29, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you stereotyping us red heads?
I don't have a temper at all~
My oldest daughter is a firey redhead....nuff said!!!

Lol

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#92167 Aug 29, 2013
Anne wrote:
<quoted text>My oldest daughter is a firey redhead....nuff said!!!

Lol
I have the red hair, green eyes and fair skin but can't do any Celtic dances.
Maybe I'm a rejected Irish.
Anne

United States

#92168 Aug 29, 2013
@imposter . Heeheehee ! Gotcha!

Guess ill just post my little chuckle to imposter. I've deleted a goofy story that happened at the thong club meeting involving Kegel exercises and a story about a confederate flag. I'm sitting down and shutting up.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#92169 Aug 29, 2013
Anne wrote:
@imposter . Heeheehee ! Gotcha!

Guess ill just post my little chuckle to imposter. I've deleted a goofy story that happened at the thong club meeting involving Kegel exercises and a story about a confederate flag. I'm sitting down and shutting up.
Oh I would love to tell my keigel banana story from the playboy club in Memphis.
1985 was a great summer to be young.
lol
The flag has me scratching my head.....
Anne

United States

#92170 Aug 29, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh I would love to tell my keigel banana story from the playboy club in Memphis.
1985 was a great summer to be young.
lol
The flag has me scratching my head.....
Well , the flag. I guess I'm about the only person that has a confederate flag NORTH of the ohio river. I was at a yard sale several years ago down south and there was something folded up in a sack. Curious soul that I am I pulled it out and there it was! The yard sale operator says "where'd that come from " and " if you want it you can have it"! Im a sucker for "free" So now it's hanging from the rafters of my pole barn mostly forgotten and mostly hidden by a stash of old furniture. One of these days my heirs will run across it and like you, Miss E, scratch their heads. Heeheehee.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#92171 Aug 29, 2013
Anne wrote:
<quoted text>Well , the flag. I guess I'm about the only person that has a confederate flag NORTH of the ohio river. I was at a yard sale several years ago down south and there was something folded up in a sack. Curious soul that I am I pulled it out and there it was! The yard sale operator says "where'd that come from " and " if you want it you can have it"! Im a sucker for "free" So now it's hanging from the rafters of my pole barn mostly forgotten and mostly hidden by a stash of old furniture. One of these days my heirs will run across it and like you, Miss E, scratch their heads. Heeheehee.
Great !
I have a few "pictures" that I've lost among my stuff. I chuckle to myself
When I think of my kids finding them years from now and their jaws dropping open. I don't even look for them anymore, the thought of the shock is too funny!
Anne

United States

#92172 Aug 29, 2013
Since I didn't set down and shut up here's the other dumb story.
Monthly meeting of the thong club. 6 members showed. Met at a pizza house in the next county. Our meetings always involve a meal. One member (not me) told her doctor that she leaked a little when she coughed. Doc gave her an instructional pamphlet on Kegel exercises. She proudly announced to our little group "and, hey,they worked!" With that announcement our little group kinds laughed and snickered. Her sister (not me) spoke up with " all right everybody! Lets do our Kegel exercises! 1, 2, 3. Now!" With that said she dramatically clinched up and made her eyes bulge. we were ROTFLOBO!!!

That's what happens when you eat too much pizza, I guess you had to be there..... sigh....
Imposter

Manchester, KY

#92173 Aug 29, 2013
Ancient Wolf wrote:
Civil War tidbit.. Union General William (nicknamed "Bull" due to his stature) Nelson, a Kentuckian (Nelson County and Camp Nelson in Jessamne County bears his name) lost the Battle of Richmond Kentucky and 2000 Union soldiers were held prisoner on the Madison County Courthouse lawn. Later, when blaming that loss on a subordinate (Jefferson C. Davis and not the Confederate President) he was mortally shot in the Galt House in Louisville.
I found an article about that, maybe it'll unwind me enough to go to sleep at a decent hour tonight.

Sam and I went out for a little "stroll" and you know what? The charge nurse accused me of bringing Sam back "reeking" of alcohol!
Maybe they should have built their little facility farther away from the VFW? The'll probably ban me this time.
Old nurse Cratchet the hatchet face (Director of nursing) will be very concerned when she hears about it in the morning.
That Nazi b/tch. Oh well, we had fun for an hour or two anyway.

That's not her real name but man she looks and acts just like that nurse on one flew over the cuckoo's nest. Face like a buffalo.
They made a mountain out of a mole hill if you ask me. Almost made me loose my religion. Next time (if there is one) I think I'll get him a good beer buzz on and then buy him a hooker too. Dagnabiit all to hadees if they dont like it phooey on em. A man needs a little fun every now and then.
Baaaa what a mess. Too tall's done it again.
Anne

United States

#92174 Aug 29, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
Great !
I have a few "pictures" that I've lost among my stuff. I chuckle to myself
When I think of my kids finding them years from now and their jaws dropping open. I don't even look for them anymore, the thought of the shock is too funny!
Yup. Can you imagine them silently passing them around , raising their eyebrows and not saying a word till they all have seen them? Then! Bam! Hey, Mom! You gave them something to talk about!!! Lol

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#92175 Aug 29, 2013
Imposter wrote:
<quoted text>I found an article about that, maybe it'll unwind me enough to go to sleep at a decent hour tonight.

Sam and I went out for a little "stroll" and you know what? The charge nurse accused me of bringing Sam back "reeking" of alcohol!
Maybe they should have built their little facility farther away from the VFW? The'll probably ban me this time.
Old nurse Cratchet the hatchet face (Director of nursing) will be very concerned when she hears about it in the morning.
That Nazi b/tch. Oh well, we had fun for an hour or two anyway.

That's not her real name but man she looks and acts just like that nurse on one flew over the cuckoo's nest. Face like a buffalo.
They made a mountain out of a mole hill if you ask me. Almost made me loose my religion. Next time (if there is one) I think I'll get him a good beer buzz on and then buy him a hooker too. Dagnabiit all to hadees if they dont like it phooey on em. A man needs a little fun every now and then.
Baaaa what a mess. Too tall's done it again.
I bet your friend isn't complaining. I hope if the day comes I'm in a nursing home, I have a friend that slips me out for strawberry daiquiri and Chippendale strippers! Whoo hoo!

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#92176 Aug 29, 2013
Anne wrote:
Since I didn't set down and shut up here's the other dumb story.
Monthly meeting of the thong club. 6 members showed. Met at a pizza house in the next county. Our meetings always involve a meal. One member (not me) told her doctor that she leaked a little when she coughed. Doc gave her an instructional pamphlet on Kegel exercises. She proudly announced to our little group "and, hey,they worked!" With that announcement our little group kinds laughed and snickered. Her sister (not me) spoke up with " all right everybody! Lets do our Kegel exercises! 1, 2, 3. Now!" With that said she dramatically clinched up and made her eyes bulge. we were ROTFLOBO!!!

That's what happens when you eat too much pizza, I guess you had to be there..... sigh....
Yup-- we go from maxi pads to depends. Everything in between is the fun parts
Imposter

Manchester, KY

#92177 Aug 29, 2013
I think I'll take a dang nerve pill. Its a wonder I didn't knock over some furniture in there or something.

I'm going to get a hooker and a couple of millers in there now for sure if I have to go that rout, by hooker or crooker. I doubt if he can do much with her anyhow, but I bet he'll have a good old time trying.
Let em see Saturday night how it goes when you rile me up. He's going to have a niece visit him.......I'll tech em to mess with me.
Yep I got a buzz anybody wanna fight about it? LOLOOOOOOO too tall the tree top lover is back baby!
Hehehehe Down goes the xanax- first one in months.
Goodnight.
Anne

United States

#92178 Aug 29, 2013
Imposter wrote:
<quoted text>I found an article about that, maybe it'll unwind me enough to go to sleep at a decent hour tonight.
Sam and I went out for a little "stroll" and you know what? The charge nurse accused me of bringing Sam back "reeking" of alcohol!
Maybe they should have built their little facility farther away from the VFW? The'll probably ban me this time.
Old nurse Cratchet the hatchet face (Director of nursing) will be very concerned when she hears about it in the morning.
That Nazi b/tch. Oh well, we had fun for an hour or two anyway.
That's not her real name but man she looks and acts just like that nurse on one flew over the cuckoo's nest. Face like a buffalo.
They made a mountain out of a mole hill if you ask me. Almost made me loose my religion. Next time (if there is one) I think I'll get him a good beer buzz on and then buy him a hooker too. Dagnabiit all to hadees if they dont like it phooey on em. A man needs a little fun every now and then.
Baaaa what a mess. Too tall's done it again.
Wow! What a night you had! Beat the heck outta mine. Saw a hooker on the corner last night. Tall thin, legs up to there. Swinging around the lamp post. She was struttin' around quite lively when I stopped at the light. My car windows are tinted pretty dark so she didnt know if I was a girl or guy..
Maybe it didnt matter .. Lol

(Hope you don't get kicked out)

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#92179 Aug 29, 2013
Imposter wrote:
I think I'll take a dang nerve pill. Its a wonder I didn't knock over some furniture in there or something.

I'm going to get a hooker and a couple of millers in there now for sure if I have to go that rout, by hooker or crooker. I doubt if he can do much with her anyhow, but I bet he'll have a good old time trying.
Let em see Saturday night how it goes when you rile me up. He's going to have a niece visit him.......I'll tech em to mess with me.
Yep I got a buzz anybody wanna fight about it? LOLOOOOOOO too tall the tree top lover is back baby!
Hehehehe Down goes the xanax- first one in months.
Goodnight.
Night dear

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#92180 Aug 29, 2013
Anne wrote:
<quoted text>Wow! What a night you had! Beat the heck outta mine. Saw a hooker on the corner last night. Tall thin, legs up to there. Swinging around the lamp post. She was struttin' around quite lively when I stopped at the light. My car windows are tinted pretty dark so she didnt know if I was a girl or guy..
Maybe it didnt matter .. Lol

(Hope you don't get kicked out)
Winchester use to have a bench downtown. They took it out because the hookers would sit there. So now our poor working girls of ill-repute
Have to stand around. No respect for the oldest profession.
Anne

United States

#92181 Aug 29, 2013
Martinsburg W Va. Downtown In front of the public library. Nice grassy area with benches. Very pleasant. Gives you an uncomfortable feeling when you take your kids past the decked out ladies to go to story hour . Police station is down the street a few blocks, across from xxx business.
Wonder is its still that way? A little crazy
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#92182 Aug 30, 2013
Imposter wrote:
<quoted text>I found an article about that, maybe it'll unwind me enough to go to sleep at a decent hour tonight.
Sam and I went out for a little "stroll" and you know what? The charge nurse accused me of bringing Sam back "reeking" of alcohol!
Maybe they should have built their little facility farther away from the VFW? The'll probably ban me this time.
Old nurse Cratchet the hatchet face (Director of nursing) will be very concerned when she hears about it in the morning.
That Nazi b/tch. Oh well, we had fun for an hour or two anyway.
That's not her real name but man she looks and acts just like that nurse on one flew over the cuckoo's nest. Face like a buffalo.
They made a mountain out of a mole hill if you ask me. Almost made me loose my religion. Next time (if there is one) I think I'll get him a good beer buzz on and then buy him a hooker too. Dagnabiit all to hadees if they dont like it phooey on em. A man needs a little fun every now and then.
Baaaa what a mess. Too tall's done it again.
My guess is that the charge nurse was just putting on a show so that the Director would not climb her arse when she heard about it (just CYA), but in reality was glad that old Sam might get a good night's rest. I would not worry about it but just go on and do your thing. I quit worrying about what other people thought a long time ago. I got the royal treatment over wheeling old Ernie out to the garden area for a smoke. So what did I do? The next time, we just lit up in the TV room and they were glad we went outside. LOL The fact is, that when you get that old it really makes no difference if you have a little brew, chew, or a smoke. What's all that going do anyways? Kill you? And if you and old Sam can get into the VFW, it seems to me that you two have already paid your dues. Cheers!!!

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#92183 Aug 30, 2013
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket?"

The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married."

"Why not," giggles the woman.

"Good," he replies. "Get your own damned blanket!"
Imposter

Manchester, KY

#92184 Aug 30, 2013
@ Wolf I am a lifetime "honorary" member at the club, I never served but Sam did. I made a pure as out of myself last night I only hope that Sam doesn't have to pay for my mistake in any way. He was one of the ones that sponsored me years and years ago.
I feel the same as you do about what other people think of me, in that- I care not a whit.
We only had a couple of brews a piece. We had fun...I dont see the big deal... so they can bite me. I'll go over to the home later and get a damage report.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#92185 Aug 30, 2013
Imposter wrote:
@ Wolf I am a lifetime "honorary" member at the club, I never served but Sam did. I made a pure as out of myself last night I only hope that Sam doesn't have to pay for my mistake in any way. He was one of the ones that sponsored me years and years ago.
I feel the same as you do about what other people think of me, in that- I care not a whit.
We only had a couple of brews a piece. We had fun...I dont see the big deal... so they can bite me. I'll go over to the home later and get a damage report.
I know what you mean, your only concern is that you don't want Old Sam having to pay for any damage but he is probably enjoying the opportunity to get out and even if there is any damage he had a good moment and the ends justify the means.

I visited again a couple weeks ago and talked with some old guy I never knew before. He was glad I came and he said the worst part of being in there was not being able to work in his garden or mow his grass. They had helped him piddle with a few tomatoes out behind the building and he was very proud of those and wanted me to go look out the window. I bragged on his little tomatoes which were about the same size as my own.(mine did not do very well at all this year).

Then I went on to a birthday party for some old gal that I did not know her or her family either and had just turned 103 years old. She was all smiles when I told her I always had a fondness for older women and especially those wearing pretty pink outfits. Too often relatives stick their elders in places like that and while the staff does the best they can, they rarely get what they really need which is someone just showing that they really care about them. She made sure that I got the biggest piece of cake even though her hands were shaking almost too much to even slide it over toward me.

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