Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

Jan 5, 2011 Full story: The Cincinnati Enquirer 81,730

MURRAY, Ky. - State wildlife officials say "several hundred" dead birds were found near the Murray State University campus last week.

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Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#87467 Mar 17, 2013
Ya'll know the kicker to that one: His wife woke up and said, "Is that you, Bubba honey?"

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#87468 Mar 17, 2013
Oglala wrote:
<quoted text>
I am a great fan of your cute little jokes...keep them coming. Life has many downturns, and most of us have experienced tragedy of one sort or another. So reading your light-hearted jokes reminds us that we need to laugh once in awhile, and not take ourselves too seriously.
Thank you so much! That is very gratifying to me. Have a wonderful day, my friend!!!
Abeliever

Vine Grove, KY

#87470 Mar 17, 2013
I guess Roaming and I have a icon hater. Have at it little coward. I got your number. We know you don't have nothing worthwhile to say and you are missing Una's insults. You are so transparent. Get a real life loser.
Rapidfire

Corbin, KY

#87471 Mar 17, 2013
@ Big Stevie; One day a bear was smiting in the woods, when a rabbit comes along and starts smiting in the woods beside him. the bear looks down at the rabbit and ask him if he ever has trouble with smit sticking to his fur. the rabbit said no man I don't have that problem. So the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his butt with him ! heehee!
Rapidfire

Corbin, KY

#87473 Mar 17, 2013
@ BigStevie ; A magician was putting a big show on one night. He did a few good tricks to get everyones attention, then said ok for my next trick I will need a volunter , because this trick is very dangerous, so he looks over the audiance and picks the biggest dude he could find and tells him to come up on stage. the magician hands him a two pound ballpin hammer and says ok, when I tell you, hit me right between the eyes as hard as you can with that hammer ! the ole big boy said, Man thats going to hurt you. The magician said Don't worry, I've done this before. So he puts his hands behind his back and says ok now hit me. So the guy draws back the hammer and pops him right in the forehead. The magician falls flat on his back, Out cold. everyone gets quiet waiting on him to get up, but he never did. After awhile, the ambulance came and hauld him to the hostpitle, where he laid in a coma for several months. The ole boy that hit him got to feeling bad about it, thought maybe he hit him too hard, so he went and sat beside his bed every day. Finally one day the magician started moving his feet and hands , Raised up in bed, lifted up his arms and Said ; Tah- Dah !!!
twisted words

United States

#87474 Mar 17, 2013
Still don't make it right.
Vet

Maysville, KY

#87475 Mar 17, 2013
Wow wrote:
<quoted text>
That may be the dumbest thing I've heard all day.
Yeah that was pretty dumb that they did away with don't ask don't tell, politicians and the public have no concept of unit cohesion and its importance. Trying to force the underpaid overdeployed grunt who keeps the wolf off your doorstep to try to lower their units effectiveness with girly men they can't understand or relate to, makes no sense and will cost lives unless internal steps are taken to undermine that joke of a politician we call commander n chiefs pre re-election idea. Oh yeah, darn shame about those birds.
Vet

Booneville, KY

#87476 Mar 17, 2013
Im sick and tired of you guys not anwsering my questions.I ask you All why the birds where dying did they get herpies or something.
Clock

Lexington, KY

#87477 Mar 17, 2013
REDNECK MED. TERM: Bacteria- Backdoor to cafteria.
Oswego

United States

#87478 Mar 17, 2013
@ rapidfire @ BigStevie

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!

Three women die together in an accident
And go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here
in heaven:
Don't step on the
ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
There are ducks all over the
place.
It is almost impossible not
to step on a duck,
And although they try their
best to avoid them,
The first woman accidentally
steps on one.

Along comes St.. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them
together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to
Spend eternity chained to
this ugly man!'
The next day,
The second woman steps
accidentally on a duck
And along comes St. Peter,
Who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely
ugly man.
He chains them together
With the same admonishment as
for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,
Not wanting to be chained
For all eternity to an ugly
man, is very,
VERY careful where she
steps.

She manages to go months
Without stepping on any
ducks,
But
One day St.Peter comes up to
her
With the most handsome man
she has ever laid eyes on
..... Very tall, long
eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to
deserve being
Chained to you for all of
eternity?'

The guy says,
'I don't know about you,
But I stepped on a
Duck.

Clock

Lexington, KY

#87479 Mar 17, 2013
REDNECK MED.TERM: Medical Staff-A Doctor's Cane.

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#87480 Mar 17, 2013
Another long day. Need more bird seed!
tbone

Wayland, KY

#87481 Mar 17, 2013
This crap is on every forum they are no bird,s dying just some crap they madeup to see how high the thread would go
Ancient Wolf

Nicholasville, KY

#87482 Mar 17, 2013
tbone wrote:
This crap is on every forum they are no bird,s dying just some crap they madeup to see how high the thread would go
Yeah, don't you just love it. With your post and this one I am doing now while the dog is out, we just added 2 more. LOL
Tollesboro Guy

Morehead, KY

#87483 Mar 17, 2013
But hey! Three ducks just died in story above! How many birds have to die to keep the thread relevant?

:-)
Just me

United States

#87484 Mar 18, 2013
Lol...this is so funny
betty

Elizabethtown, KY

#87485 Mar 18, 2013
somebody turn the faucet off.

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#87486 Mar 18, 2013
Woah! The thunder woke me up! How is it storming when it is 43 degrees? Crazy!
Black momma

Norwalk, CA

#87487 Mar 18, 2013
Why can't I make meatloaf I have tried and tried and I am a good cook

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#87488 Mar 18, 2013
Black momma wrote:
Why can't I make meatloaf I have tried and tried and I am a good cook
I dunno. Hopefully you will be able to at some point. Good luck.

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