Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

Jan 5, 2011 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: The Cincinnati Enquirer

MURRAY, Ky. - State wildlife officials say "several hundred" dead birds were found near the Murray State University campus last week.

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Roaming, I am not fully awake. I was not referring to you as a wizeass, but the poet in previous posts that made no sense at all.

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I remember those days, too. We got shots at school and drank a little cup full of stuff which was polio vaccine. I'm a little younger than you so we were "high tech" for hearing testing. We had a old fashioned audiometer that smelled like damp rubber combined with burned wires. Out of this magical machine came cords attached to about 10 head sets. We sat in a circle and raised our hands when we heard a sound. I can't believe the old memories that were long-forgotten coming to the surface when I read these posts.
We didn't have hearing tests at school, Uglylala. The teacher just thought you wasn't listening and slapped the stuffings out of you. LOL. I always liked the hearing tests Rev. Ernest Angely gave after his so called deaf healings, say babyeee. LOL. A lame man, walked off and forgot his crutches one day, Earnest told him to get them. Apparently the producers forgot to edit that part. LOL.

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That is hilarious. It's in a place like that, where the family dog would come in handy to blame it on. LOL.
AB, I don't know if it's still there or not, the Ryans on Dixie Hwy, in Louisville. My then wife and I went to visit her sister in Louisville, she took us there to eat. As we were leaving the restaurant my sister in law ran into one of her friends and started talking. We went on out and sat down on a brick ledge around a big flower garden. Two couples were seated on the opposite side with their backs toward us. I cut a very loud one, that echoed down Dixie Hwy. and ducked down behind the brick ledge and my wife was sitting there alone. One of those girls turned around and said, oooh that was gross. My wife was kicking me and saying, it wasn't me and screaming for me to get up. I was duck walking between cars and they never saw me. I laughed until I nearly cried. I know they thought she was a raving lunatic.
My ex was really PO'd, she was cussing me. I waited by my sister in laws car. When she came out, she asked my ex what she was so mad about. Then my sister in law started laughing, she was a farter too. LOL. My ex told me to get my nasty arse in the back seat. Ever now and then my sister in law would look in the rear view mirror at me and grin, the laughing was on again. LOL.
I can recall taking a leisurely walk along a beach with hubby. I was about a mile from the beach restroom when the first cramps hit. Hubby and I turned back and I hobbled to the restroom without an accident. While relieving myself in the restroom, a little girl and her mom walked in. The little girl kept saying, "It stinks here. I don't like it here,"etc. Well, I waited until both mother and daughter were in a stall so they could not see the perpetrator of the noxious odor. I came out and sat beside hubby on a brick wall in case I had to use the restroom again. Out comes the little girl with her mom, and she was still complaining about the horrible odor. Hubby looked up, pointed at me, and said, "She did it." I could have killed him. I was bent over laughing and hitting hubby at the same time. Oh, the memories... I've been on this thread too long, and I'm starting to think like Una.
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That is hilarious. It's in a place like that, where the family dog would come in handy to blame it on. LOL.
AB, I don't know if it's still there or not, the Ryans on Dixie Hwy, in Louisville. My then wife and I went to visit her sister in Louisville, she took us there to eat. As we were leaving the restaurant my sister in law ran into one of her friends and started talking. We went on out and sat down on a brick ledge around a big flower garden. Two couples were seated on the opposite side with their backs toward us. I cut a very loud one, that echoed down Dixie Hwy. and ducked down behind the brick ledge and my wife was sitting there alone. One of those girls turned around and said, oooh that was gross. My wife was kicking me and saying, it wasn't me and screaming for me to get up. I was duck walking between cars and they never saw me. I laughed until I nearly cried. I know they thought she was a raving lunatic.
My ex was really PO'd, she was cussing me. I waited by my sister in laws car. When she came out, she asked my ex what she was so mad about. Then my sister in law started laughing, she was a farter too. LOL. My ex told me to get my nasty arse in the back seat. Ever now and then my sister in law would look in the rear view mirror at me and grin, the laughing was on again. LOL.
I thought you would get a kick out of that true workplace reprimand. Crazy huh? Like you. haha If I had been your wife, I probably would have left you there. lol

That Ryan's is still there. Never been there. I have to the one in Elizabethtown off the interstate. It use to be good and worth the money, but a few years ago we did a family meet up after my nephew's graduation and it was nasty. The only thing that was really good was the soft ice cream and there was enough of everything on our 3 tables pushed together. Don't know if they changed management or what. What a waste. Never went back. Don't do buffets much.

Hope you enjoyed the nice day. I did. Slept in with the window up, cool air this morning, fresh smell from the rain, and I swear I heard a flock of geese.

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Hi, Abeliever. Glad I caught you. This warm weather is very odd, but we'll probably pay for it later. Buds will be coming on on trees only to be frozen later.
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58!!! You mean that woman was 58??? WOW!! I don't feel so bad about how I look now. Geesh, that woman looke about 75 years old plus!!
Yeah, 58 years old. I read one where they said she was elderly.lol
She did look like she was in her 70's. Crazy stories about the National Guard and out of state law enforcement. Federal Judge made them halt the gun confiscation and return the ones they took.

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I can recall taking a leisurely walk along a beach with hubby. I was about a mile from the beach restroom when the first cramps hit. Hubby and I turned back and I hobbled to the restroom without an accident. While relieving myself in the restroom, a little girl and her mom walked in. The little girl kept saying, "It stinks here. I don't like it here,"etc. Well, I waited until both mother and daughter were in a stall so they could not see the perpetrator of the noxious odor. I came out and sat beside hubby on a brick wall in case I had to use the restroom again. Out comes the little girl with her mom, and she was still complaining about the horrible odor. Hubby looked up, pointed at me, and said, "She did it." I could have killed him. I was bent over laughing and hitting hubby at the same time. Oh, the memories... I've been on this thread too long, and I'm starting to think like Una.
I just can't help it lala, peoples reactions to cutting one is hilarious. That was funny what your husband pulled on you. Lol.

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I thought you would get a kick out of that true workplace reprimand. Crazy huh? Like you. haha If I had been your wife, I probably would have left you there. lol
That Ryan's is still there. Never been there. I have to the one in Elizabethtown off the interstate. It use to be good and worth the money, but a few years ago we did a family meet up after my nephew's graduation and it was nasty. The only thing that was really good was the soft ice cream and there was enough of everything on our 3 tables pushed together. Don't know if they changed management or what. What a waste. Never went back. Don't do buffets much.
Hope you enjoyed the nice day. I did. Slept in with the window up, cool air this morning, fresh smell from the rain, and I swear I heard a flock of geese.
I loved that story AB. I'm with you on Ryans. They built one in Bowling Green, it was ok for a while, but as you say it got nasty. Lol. I had a very fat short boss that loved that place and wanted to go there anytime we were within 20 miles of it. One day he ate 5 whole fried catfish, 2 plates rounded up with vegetables and other meats, several different deserts and left with a pocket full of cookies wrapped in a napkin. I'm not kidding. LOL. His wife was as big as he was. He would have me stop at Papa John's Pizza he would buy 2 large pizzas for himself, wife and son. I walked into the office one day, his wife brought their lunch and they ate together. They had already eaten the main course and were working on their own bags(one bag for each)of the largest bags of Cheeto's made. Ol' Chester Cheeto looked 3ft tall on the bag. LOL.

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I got a wild hair and cooked up some supper tonight(dinner is the noon day meal in Allen County)LOL. My two little dogs and I pigged out. Salmon patties, baked potato, cream style corn, macaroni & cheeze and fried cornbread. Fartin' like a Jack. Whoo wee.
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@UNA That last post reminded me of a huge woman from my former work. Her husband came to pick her up in a tiny little car one day and he was so huge he could barely fit in the driver's seat. She got into the rear on the passenger side to balance out the car since she was even bigger than her husband. LOL I felt sorry for the tires. LOL
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I got a wild hair and cooked up some supper tonight(dinner is the noon day meal in Allen County)LOL. My two little dogs and I pigged out. Salmon patties, baked potato, cream style corn, macaroni & cheeze and fried cornbread. Fartin' like a Jack. Whoo wee.
I fixed macaroni and cheese also. But had it with lemon-pepper tilapia and steamed brocoli and 5-cheese Texas toast. I am not gassing yet but expect the brocoli will kick in any minute now.
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I got a wild hair and cooked up some supper tonight(dinner is the noon day meal in Allen County)LOL. My two little dogs and I pigged out. Salmon patties, baked potato, cream style corn, macaroni & cheeze and fried cornbread. Fartin' like a Jack. Whoo wee.
you Allen county aristocrats eat like kings!
Man Oh man I'm hungry now.
The little feller, his strumpet mother and I had save-a-lot corned beef and veggie soup with diced tomatoes, and saltines on the side MMM MMMM.
Seriously it was good and we were thankful to have it.
Little do dad smacked those lips and ate like a little hog.
I think I'll make him some salmon cakes tomorrow and see how he takes to them. I bet he shovels them down like everything else. I have not found vittles he wont eat so far. I have never seen a youngin gulp down buttermilk before, he loves it.
With the price of buttermilk being what it is, I guess I'll have to take the cans off soon.
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I got a wild hair and cooked up some supper tonight(dinner is the noon day meal in Allen County)LOL. My two little dogs and I pigged out. Salmon patties, baked potato, cream style corn, macaroni & cheeze and fried cornbread. Fartin' like a Jack. Whoo wee.
UNA you would like my little grand nephew, he can cut some poots that'll clear the room of all life forms in a hurry. He walked by my cat and cut one, the cat got a whiff, shook his head and ran at the door so fast he bounced off of it. The little monster laughed and laughed.
I think I'll just keep em, put the girl back in school and watch the little pooter while she's gone. Man I hope she dont get go out and get bigged with another one though. I better think that idea over some more.

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<quoted text>UNA you would like my little grand nephew, he can cut some poots that'll clear the room of all life forms in a hurry. He walked by my cat and cut one, the cat got a whiff, shook his head and ran at the door so fast he bounced off of it. The little monster laughed and laughed.
I think I'll just keep em, put the girl back in school and watch the little pooter while she's gone. Man I hope she dont get go out and get bigged with another one though. I better think that idea over some more.
LOL, that's some funny stuff. I can see you are already so attached that you will be begging them to stay, if they decide to go. LOL. Maybe you could fashion your neice a chastity belt. LOL.

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I am legend wrote:
<quoted text>you Allen county aristocrats eat like kings!
Man Oh man I'm hungry now.
The little feller, his strumpet mother and I had save-a-lot corned beef and veggie soup with diced tomatoes, and saltines on the side MMM MMMM.
Seriously it was good and we were thankful to have it.
Little do dad smacked those lips and ate like a little hog.
I think I'll make him some salmon cakes tomorrow and see how he takes to them. I bet he shovels them down like everything else. I have not found vittles he wont eat so far. I have never seen a youngin gulp down buttermilk before, he loves it.
With the price of buttermilk being what it is, I guess I'll have to take the cans off soon.
LOL, that sounds pretty good to me. It's rare for me to cook anything but breakfast. I usually eat whatever is convenient. I went to Save-A-Lot and got this stuff this afternoon. Breakfast really isn't any big deal, two eggs scrambled, Save-A-Lot frozen pancakes nuked with Morning Delight sugar free syrup 1/4 cup only 25 calories, best syrup I ever tryed. In the morning I'll nuke a couple of the left over Salmons for breakfast. The good Lord willing that is.
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LOL, that sounds pretty good to me. It's rare for me to cook anything but breakfast. I usually eat whatever is convenient. I went to Save-A-Lot and got this stuff this afternoon. Breakfast really isn't any big deal, two eggs scrambled, Save-A-Lot frozen pancakes nuked with Morning Delight sugar free syrup 1/4 cup only 25 calories, best syrup I ever tryed. In the morning I'll nuke a couple of the left over Salmons for breakfast. The good Lord willing that is.
Una, some left over salmon patties with scrambled eggs also goes well with some fried apples using nothing but some cinnamon and the Sav-A-Lot sugar-free syrup, some butter and water. The patties substitutes for bread or pancakes. Drat, I wish I had fixed the salmon patties now instead of trying to impress my friend with the lemon-pepper grilled tilapia on the George Foreman grill. LOL oh well, can't win em all. I snack a lot and generally only cook about twice a week and make enough to last 2 or 3 days.

I foresee a definite increase in Legend's cooking. It is good to see someone smack their lips and gulp down something one has prepared, even if it is a little tiger. I would not mind having a part-time tiger. LOL
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LOL, that's some funny stuff. I can see you are already so attached that you will be begging them to stay, if they decide to go. LOL. Maybe you could fashion your neice a chastity belt. LOL.
Maybe fashion one like a guillotine. LOL
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<quoted text>UNA you would like my little grand nephew, he can cut some poots that'll clear the room of all life forms in a hurry. He walked by my cat and cut one, the cat got a whiff, shook his head and ran at the door so fast he bounced off of it. The little monster laughed and laughed.
I think I'll just keep em, put the girl back in school and watch the little pooter while she's gone. Man I hope she dont get go out and get bigged with another one though. I better think that idea over some more.
She might, and you could end up like me, LOL. Full Time, 24/7. But I like it. Hubby just took the little guy to karate this morning, so I have the house to myself. I'll get real busy when he's due back home, so that he will think I've been slaving in this house.

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Una, some left over salmon patties with scrambled eggs also goes well with some fried apples using nothing but some cinnamon and the Sav-A-Lot sugar-free syrup, some butter and water. The patties substitutes for bread or pancakes. Drat, I wish I had fixed the salmon patties now instead of trying to impress my friend with the lemon-pepper grilled tilapia on the George Foreman grill. LOL oh well, can't win em all. I snack a lot and generally only cook about twice a week and make enough to last 2 or 3 days.
I foresee a definite increase in Legend's cooking. It is good to see someone smack their lips and gulp down something one has prepared, even if it is a little tiger. I would not mind having a part-time tiger. LOL
You can always borrow my tiger for a little while, only a little while though. Bet you could teach him some good values. You really have captured the essence of life, that few people do.

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