Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

[THE UNA FARTER]

THE PRIMATE wrote:

<quoted text>That could be the doomsday event.

Yep and then Humpaburn fires up a doobie and it's all over.

[Abeliever]

"CLICK"

[Miss E Font]

THE PRIMATE wrote:

<quoted text>That could be the doomsday event.

Hi tall dark and hairy!

[W KY Girl]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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Now you're talking, whoo Wee!!! Let em' have it with both barrels. Lol.

If nothing else, should they chomp down on me I'll be their last meal! lol

[W KY Girl]

THE PRIMATE wrote:

<quoted text>That could be the doomsday event.

LOL

[W KY Girl]

Abeliever wrote:

Be prepared for anything. Only GOD knows when Earth will end and we all die.
See ya!

According to the bible the earth will never end and a lot of people will never die.

[W KY Girl]

Ancient Wolf wrote:

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I was most cautious about letting the dog out for tree time. He was debating last night on whether to sit and watch the fire or to go out and chase away a skunk. Luckily the fire and my persistence that he could just hold it, won.
I don't think he was interested in getting a bath in a quart of Hydrogen peroxide, 1/4 cup of baking soda, and a tablespoon of dish liquid and I was not interested in putting a clothes pin on my nose to help him with the bath.
I told him that if I used up our baking soda on a bath, I would not have any to make our biscuits until the Eagle lands again in about 3 weeks and no biscuits meant no sausage gravy.

Hi AW. Glad you avoided that mess! My dog had an encounter with a skunk a few years ago. Staaanky! For a good while every time it would rain he would stink. That dog gets into way too much for his own good. He was pestering a turtle one day and it nailed him on the nose. lol Last year something messed his nose up. He's got a bump where it finally healed up. He could use a little cosmetic surgery. lol It was probably another turtle that got him good. He can't keep his nose out of trouble! lol

If you don't mind me asking, what is your biscuit recipe?

[THE UNA FARTER]

W KY Girl wrote:

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If nothing else, should they chomp down on me I'll be their last meal! lol

Yes, that is high powered ammo. LOL.

[Bible believer]

Stop putting fear into young peoples minds. The Bible clearly states "No man knows the day,or hour the end will come ". Cheer up everyone,remember how silly everyone reacted to the turn of the 21st century- saying everything will shut down on Jan 1st 2000! The "end" may be 10 yrs ,100yrs ,1000 yrs - or longer no one can predict that day .So live & be happy & be good to everyone. The world needs more L O V E and less F E A R . Signed saved by Grace PS - When Jesus returns we will meet HIM in the air,and go back to Heaven with Jesus ,not float into a black hole .

[THE PRIMATE]

Miss E Font wrote:

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Hi tall dark and hairy!

Hi Miss hotty

[THE UNA FARTER]

Bible believer wrote:

Stop putting fear into young peoples minds. The Bible clearly states "No man knows the day,or hour the end will come ". Cheer up everyone,remember how silly everyone reacted to the turn of the 21st century- saying everything will shut down on Jan 1st 2000! The "end" may be 10 yrs ,100yrs ,1000 yrs - or longer no one can predict that day .So live & be happy & be good to everyone. The world needs more L O V E and less F E A R . Signed saved by Grace PS - When Jesus returns we will meet HIM in the air,and go back to Heaven with Jesus ,not float into a black hole .

Exactly, Perfect love casts out fear and only one has perfect love to give.

[RoamingInsomniac]

Well, another long day. Will be a long night too.

[Ancient Wolf]

W KY Girl wrote:

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Hi AW. Glad you avoided that mess! My dog had an encounter with a skunk a few years ago. Staaanky! For a good while every time it would rain he would stink. That dog gets into way too much for his own good. He was pestering a turtle one day and it nailed him on the nose. lol Last year something messed his nose up. He's got a bump where it finally healed up. He could use a little cosmetic surgery. lol It was probably another turtle that got him good. He can't keep his nose out of trouble! lol
If you don't mind me asking, what is your biscuit recipe?

Just a 1 1/2 cups of plain flour, level tblsp baking powder, real melted lard or bacon grease, and buttermilk with a little water. Knead and then roll out with a rolling pen into dry flour and cut out using a left over vienna sausage can that I cleaned and kept just for biscuits.. perfect size.

The excess flour goes in the gravy. If you use the self rising flour, leave out the baking powder. I prefer the plain flour to roll chicken and pork chops for frying so I don't see the need to buy two kinds of flour. I don't care for the canned biscuits, but the Mary B's Southern Style frozen biscuits are decent, also Pillsbury frozen. If cooking just for me, I can take 3 or 4 straight out of the freezer and pop into a toaster oven. I don't use my big oven for just a small amount.

[Ancient Wolf]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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Exactly, Perfect love casts out fear and only one has perfect love to give.

JESUS said (may not be an exact quote).. "Let not your hearts be troubled, if you believe in GOD, believe also in ME. I go to prepare a place for you"..

I really don't believe some alien is going to make me into a vienna sausage or some zombie is going to eat my face.. at least not while I have all these preloaded weapons. LOL And I won't be going to some FEMA camp. I may not survive it but I will do a John Wayne (The Shootist) or a Clint Eastwood (Gran Torino) and take some bad guys along with me. LOL

[Raven]

Abeliever wrote:

From the NASA and foxnews websites:
NASA scientists took time on Wednesday, Nov. 28, to soothe 2012 doomsday fears, warning against the dark side of Mayan apocalypse rumors — frightened children and suicidal teens who truly fear the world may come to an end Dec. 21.
These fears are based on misinterpretations of the Mayan calendar. On the 21st, the date of the winter solstice, a calendar cycle called the 13th b'ak'tun comes to an end. Although Maya scholars agree that the ancient Maya would not have seen this day as apocalyptic, rumors have spread that a cosmic event may end life on Earth on that day.
Thus NASA's involvement. The space agency maintains a 2012 information page debunking popular Mayan apocalypse rumors, such as the idea that a rogue planet will hit Earth on Dec. 21, killing everyone.(In fact, astronomers are quite good at detecting near-Earth objects, and any wandering planet scheduled to collide with Earth in three weeks would be the brightest object in the sky behind the sun and moon by now.)
Interesting. I don't think the world will end, but something significant may happen that day to change the world as we know it. Where did those Mayans disappear to? Sybil? Any ideas? I am sure the crybaby will have this removed since it is not fart related. lol
Be prepared for anything. Only GOD knows when Earth will end and we all die
See ya!

My partner thinks Nibiru will come close to earth on Dec. 21. I think, the date signifies something else, not quite sure yet. But I believe, there will be something happen. Apocolyptic no. I do believe disease and genocide killed a lot of races. Maybe, the Mayans. Been watching this gorgeous weather and the birds;) Nice.

[Raven]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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The unstable minds on here are more dangerous than the ground. Without my Gems of Wisdom most of you would be up poop creek without a paddle. That's why I keep saying, read my Gems of Wisdom, meditate on them, they might just save your hind end.

Now, Una we might be up poop creek better than being down it. Hehehe.

[Raven]

Substituting buttermilk in cake recipes makes a fluffier cake. Yep, AW, I have to agree buttermilk makes better biscuits. I have a small tub of lard just for making blackberry crumble, gravy and biscuits.

[Easterngirl]

another sink hole in Louisiana:(

[Ur the best rapper ever!]

[QUOTE who="say whaa?"]What does this have to do with birds?[/QUOTE]
Birds a dying fool

[W KY Girl]

Bible believer wrote:

Stop putting fear into young peoples minds. The Bible clearly states "No man knows the day,or hour the end will come ". Cheer up everyone,remember how silly everyone reacted to the turn of the 21st century- saying everything will shut down on Jan 1st 2000! The "end" may be 10 yrs ,100yrs ,1000 yrs - or longer no one can predict that day .So live & be happy & be good to everyone. The world needs more L O V E and less F E A R . Signed saved by Grace PS - When Jesus returns we will meet HIM in the air,and go back to Heaven with Jesus ,not float into a black hole .

The only ones who have anything to fear are the ones who have not accepted Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. Yes, no man knows the day nor hour but we are told to watch the signs.
Take care.