Things Republicans Believe

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butter face

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Oct 1, 2013
 
Rush Limbaugh was riding down a country road in his limo, when his driver accidentally hit and killed a pig. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, and the chauffeur got out. He knocked on the front door and was let in, but remained inside for a surprisingly long time. When the chauffeur returned, Limbaugh asked what had taken so long.
"Well," the driver explained, "when I went in, the farmer shook my hand and offered me a beer. Then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses."
"What did you tell the farmer?" Limbaugh asked.
The chauffeur replied, "I told him that I was Rush Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
butter face

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#23
Oct 1, 2013
 
Q: What do Republicans and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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#24
Oct 1, 2013
 
What do you call a Republican who makes their money honestly?

Broke.
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#25
Oct 1, 2013
 
What's the difference between a Republican and a toilet?

The toilet's only full of sh!t until you pull the handle.
butter face

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#26
Oct 1, 2013
 
What's icy and distant and comes only once every 75 years?

A Republican's wife.
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#27
Oct 1, 2013
 
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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#28
Oct 1, 2013
 
Why did the Republican cross the road?

To get to the other bribe.

“In Like Flynn”

Since: Oct 13

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#29
Oct 1, 2013
 
It doesn't matter because I'm still the best looking Man in Knox County.
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#30
Oct 1, 2013
 
That actually sounds like a democrat stance. But then I suppose republicans and democrats resemble each other these days. Romney and his billions, Obama and his best friend Goldman Sach's. It's like voting for who looks better in a photo op.
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#31
Oct 1, 2013
 
Errol Flynn wrote:
It doesn't matter because I'm still the best looking Man in Knox County.
like thats saying much? and manchester is clay county

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#32
Oct 1, 2013
 
butter face wrote:
<quoted text>like thats saying much? and manchester is clay county
That's fine, but I'm not in CLAY County, you idiot.
believer of the truth

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#33
Oct 1, 2013
 

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Errol Flynn wrote:
<quoted text>That's fine, but I'm not in CLAY County, you idiot.
ERROL FLYNN, was gay...
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Oct 1, 2013
 
believer of the truth wrote:
<quoted text>ERROL FLYNN, was gay...
..still is..
chewey

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#35
Oct 2, 2013
 
''It's interesting what former presidents do when they leave office. Bush is now working as a motivational speaker. And if you want to be motivated, who better to turn to than the guy who invaded the wrong country and started a depression.''
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#36
Oct 2, 2013
 
What's the difference between the United States of
America and a circus?

The clowns don't run the circus.
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#37
Oct 2, 2013
 
Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
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#38
Oct 2, 2013
 
TAX REFORM, n. The shifting of the tax burden from unearned income to
earned income, or rather, from the wealthy elite to the working class
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#39
Oct 2, 2013
 
PRIVATIZE, v. To steal the resources of the national community and give
them to private business.
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#40
Oct 2, 2013
 
"It says something about the Republican field that the new #1 candidate used to run the nation's #8 pizza chain."
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#41
Oct 2, 2013
 
"Last week, the State of Texas executed a man with an IQ of 62, in a switch from their usual practice of electing them governor."

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