Absurd and Horrific Verses from the Holy Bible [prt 1]

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Meow

Hopkinsville, KY

#1 Nov 16, 2008
Here's a few verses that you may not have remembered from Sunday school:

1.Isaiah 45:7-"I form the light and create the darkness, I make peace and create calamity (war, misfortune, or disaster, I the Lord, do all these things."

Stop blaming Satan for that stuff, God just said he willingly caused it-Hurricane Katrina, 9-11, War in Iraq, Holocaust-all God's doing.

2. Deuteronomy 13:6-9-"If anyone says "let us go and serve other gods" you shall not listen to him, nor shall your eye pity him, nor shall you spare him, but you shall surely KILL him; your hand shall be the first against him to put him to death and afterward the hand of all the people."

Wow, watch out Muslims and Buddhists-Don't invite a Christian to any kind of religious ceremony-that shit'll get you killed.

3. Hosea 9:16-"Ephraim is stricken, Their root is dried up, They shall bear no fruit. Yes, they were to bear children, I would kill the darlings of their womb."

Obama kills babies? So does God!=D

4. Hosea 13:16-"Samaria is held guilty, for she has rebelled against her God, They shall fall by the sword, Their infants shall be dashed to pieces, and their women with child ripped open."

5.Psalms 137: 8-9-"O Daughter of Babylon, who are to be destroyed, Happy the one who repays you as you have served us! Happy the one who takes and dashes your little ones against the rock!"
grtpyrmd

Hampton Bays, NY

#2 Nov 16, 2008
My favorite though, remains righteous Lot-- the best man in Sodom-- a man who offered to hand over his young daughters to be gang-raped, and who later impregnated both of them. Praise the Lord!
Jesus man

Mount Vernon, KY

#3 Dec 13, 2008
you are very stupid God does everything 4 a reason and everything is His will
God cuased all these calamities such as the Iraq war to punish the US for being so corrupt
Jesus man

Mount Vernon, KY

#4 Dec 13, 2008
you r very stupid God does everything 4a reason and everything is His will so many calamities in the US r a punishment 4 being so corrupt

Since: Jun 08

Brodhead, KY

#5 Dec 13, 2008
first things first,you obviously do not read the bible, you just quote things that you,see other people tell you, or see on the internet about the Holy Bible, let me tell you something, do not read anything else, unless it comes from the KJV Bible, there are plenty of Bibles available these days that are being changed, Gods word is being perverted, and those who pervert his word, will be thrown into the lake of Fire.Mormon bible,Catholic bible,etc are all lies,unless it is for Christ, otherwise it is the deeds and deception of Lucifer, and he is very good at deceiving

God bless
BIGPOP

Barbourville, KY

#6 Apr 20, 2009
U ARE SO RIGHT,SATAN,S FOLLERS TRY ANYTHING TO TURN SOMEONES HEAD BUT GODS ELECT IS WAY TO SMART FOR THAT.
twiggy

United States

#7 Apr 21, 2009
People if you want the truth of it. 1. the old testiment bible was written for the Hebrew people, not gentiles. 2. the new testiment bible was written for gentiles.
shut up

Hollywood, FL

#8 Apr 21, 2009
none of you are biblical scholars none of you know the slightest thing about The Bible. none of you can back up what your idiotic mouths are spewing. so shut up.
Matt

Appleton, WI

#9 Jun 3, 2009
Go back and read your KJV bible, all the above are in there if you take the time to look them up. Now please try explaining them.
SeductionByDesign wrote:
first things first,you obviously do not read the bible, you just quote things that you,see other people tell you, or see on the internet about the Holy Bible, let me tell you something, do not read anything else, unless it comes from the KJV Bible, there are plenty of Bibles available these days that are being changed, Gods word is being perverted, and those who pervert his word, will be thrown into the lake of Fire.Mormon bible,Catholic bible,etc are all lies,unless it is for Christ, otherwise it is the deeds and deception of Lucifer, and he is very good at deceiving
God bless
do sum thin

Barbourville, KY

#10 Jun 3, 2009
no one truly knows why we were even put here in the first place i mean come on... what if you died and asked God why did you create all this and God just says to you ... weelll one day i got bored and kind of lonely so i made some planets than that was boring so i started making animals and people and made some believe i was many Gods and one time i made those people believe i was a cow that was fun...... now what would you do than? just live life to the fullest and dont do anything you honestly believe is a sin.
RED NECK

Barbourville, KY

#11 Jun 3, 2009
i know why we was put here,an if you would read an study the bible you would know to.you might think its funny right now,but you won,t in a very ,very,very short time.any one that believes man,s word over god,s word is simpley an idiot.god wrote us a letter,an if you choose to not read it that is your chose,but i hope you do read an study,GOD BLESS YOU.

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#12 Jun 3, 2009
anyone that make's fun of the bible or god is either terribly foolish or ignorant, or both. if you have a question about either one you need to get your answer's from someone that has studied and lived by them. not someone on topix. granted there are some christian's here and church people too. they are not the same. consult a theologian or a pastor.

“Not afraid to stand alone.”

Since: Jun 09

Flat Lick Ky.

#13 Jun 4, 2009
Why ask anybody anything, and take a chance on being led wrong. Read and study the bible and talk straight to god and you will find your answer's. Each person has to find thier own way to god, and dont let anyone tell you anything different.
Good Advice

Sumter, SC

#14 Jun 4, 2009
Agree.
merlinx wrote:
anyone that make's fun of the bible or god is either terribly foolish or ignorant, or both. if you have a question about either one you need to get your answer's from someone that has studied and lived by them. not someone on topix. granted there are some christian's here and church people too. they are not the same. consult a theologian or a pastor.
Good Advice

Sumter, SC

#15 Jun 4, 2009
I agree with this too.
Limbertwig wrote:
Why ask anybody anything, and take a chance on being led wrong. Read and study the bible and talk straight to god and you will find your answer's. Each person has to find thier own way to god, and dont let anyone tell you anything different.
do sum thin

Barbourville, KY

#16 Jun 4, 2009
ok since everyone seems to be telling me to go read the bible and they know why we are here than tell me wise ones why are we hear? who wrote the bible? why are there some many religions?
do sum thin

Barbourville, KY

#17 Jun 4, 2009
would it be a sin to steal a bible? would it be a sin to kill someone if they were tring to kill you and killing them was the only way you could survive? would it be a sin to steal food to feed yourself or your family or loved ones?
Spirit_777

Inkster, MI

#18 Jun 4, 2009
do sum thin wrote:
no one truly knows why we were even put here in the first place i mean come on... what if you died and asked God why did you create all this and God just says to you ... weelll one day i got bored and kind of lonely so i made some planets than that was boring so i started making animals and people and made some believe i was many Gods and one time i made those people believe i was a cow that was fun...... now what would you do than? just live life to the fullest and dont do anything you honestly believe is a sin.
God created man because it pleased Him to do so. God wanted fellowship with man. In order for God to have fellowship with man , man had to develope spiritual character.
God did not program man to be spiritually perfect . God wanted man to develop on his own a heart fashioned after God's. That is why God created man in His own likliness having given man His own attrbutes .
God sealed His word to mankind The Bible , as instructions on how to form ones character righteously , after that which is good to be done . He sent Jesus , to cover our sins and impart to us a helper "The Holy Spirit" . When you grow spiritualy through , you grow in knowledge concerning God's will for mankind. We learn through trials in this life be it suffering , death we all suffer alike . But those in Christ grow in spirit and relationship to God.
The bad things in this world teach "spiritual perfection" we learn compassion , patience and understanding . This is why man is here , that man can become memebers with God . God created us for His own pleasure.
Spirit_777

Inkster, MI

#19 Jun 4, 2009
God is perfecting in mankind ,whom "He" created after "His own likliness" , a family of His own . A people He can call "His" own who's hearts are set upon what is Holy and Just according to God's will. A family brought into spiritual perfection by faith and belief in Him.
There is no other word given to mankind in which he can be saved . Jesus is the way to God .
John1:
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
2 The same was in the beginning with God.
3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
Jesus is God and has been from the begining . Jesus is the word of God , and the light of the whole world.
do sum thin

Barbourville, KY

#20 Jun 4, 2009
still don't answer my question... who wrote the bible? why are there so many religions? are members of the wrong religion going to hell?

dont just answer one question and try to avoid the rest.

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