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#1 Jun 27, 2011
In North Carolina there is a political gathering called The Mallard Creek Barbacue.
It is held near Charlotte.
The Southern people barbacue like it is going out of style.
Chitlans are a favorite, watermelon for desert.
The state has had many honorable politicians participate.
Strom Thurmond even visited once from South Carolina.
He once spoke on eating more possum and less pork while he was drinking.
He was a true Christian and loved possum.
The newspaper people attended.
Many good stories were heard by the reporters as they were eating possum.
One of the more honest politicians even dressed up like Clarabell the clown.
He felt less pork should be eaten and coon was better.
One of the female reporters met with a Lesbian candidate and pork was discussed.
Wilma Andrea Smith gave the sermon and mentioned her initials were mentioned in the Holy Bible over 3,000 times and that after she was born again felt destined to run for president.
Her linneage was Jewish.
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