Volunteer fireman and failed Pentacostal preacher Gary Brown has sensationally been arrested for selling prescription drugs. Brown who has a long record of drug abuse was not available for comment but when asked his whereabouts Brown's daughter Gwyneth, a semi-retarded thirty five year old, said "Daddy in county, he a good daddy but he do poo poo on my bedroom floor."
The drugs in question were 300 diazepam, 400 vicodin e.s., and 150 xanax.