Bangor Maine Sucks

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#42 Feb 2, 2012
texas pete wrote:
<quoted text>Yes I am jokeing, honey vote for Obama.
OMG...Just shoot me first.
pancreas dean

Caldwell, NJ

#43 Feb 4, 2012
I sicka yoo go roun an sneek glances at my foodpuppy. I stuk gums on allda walls an ceelins so bamgor goat pig woan get far fromma teevee. Dem smellers gets the sulphurs an then the nex thingya no itchy have-gourd aroun deys semmet so deys cammake yellw peecicle widdout no hunden plainin boudit. Bamgor allum rot deys groundbox an all dem teeny winkies fraidta have antlur buck comm insida bedroom widdem sigarits an folded newpapet fromma john! Dey no big buck deer him rub him heinie all ova deys bed and all dems mongrels inns bed. Bamgor doan let yoo show foodfishie cos dem slinks who no hava foodfishie juss wanna git foodfishie for nothin.
clintna dean

Caldwell, NJ

#44 Feb 4, 2012
I wen to cassel rock an Dey had a baby Jesus show and dat lil baby Jesus tell funy story an den go fall downa stairs!!! Nex beneviolent bluebudda comm up but him don't wanna help baby Jesus none. Rowperr an pancrees no stay quiet enuff a see baby Jesus fall downda stairs. I gon see baby Jesus fall downda stairs every day nowda doubtin times is back gin. Heh! Heh! Baby Jesus smile at me after him fall downda stairs an he say I tell evryone bout when baby Jesus fall downda stairs!!!

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#45 Feb 4, 2012
clintna dean wrote:
I wen to cassel rock an Dey had a baby Jesus show and dat lil baby Jesus tell funy story an den go fall downa stairs!!! Nex beneviolent bluebudda comm up but him don't wanna help baby Jesus none. Rowperr an pancrees no stay quiet enuff a see baby Jesus fall downda stairs. I gon see baby Jesus fall downda stairs every day nowda doubtin times is back gin. Heh! Heh! Baby Jesus smile at me after him fall downda stairs an he say I tell evryone bout when baby Jesus fall downda stairs!!!
baby Jesus smiled at me one time. I was playing my drum for him and he liked it. He liked it. He knew I was playing my best.So he smiled at me and my drum.
clintna dean

Fitchburg, MA

#46 Feb 4, 2012
Gneiss for yoo to play drum for baby Jesus an havahim smile at yoo! Baby Jesus play drum like wen him fall downda stairs. Baby Jesus play 'wipe-out' on him drums an he kin makit soun juss lik wen him fall downda stairs! I bett baby Jesus kin play drum and fall downda stair AT SAMETIME!

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#47 Feb 4, 2012
clintna dean wrote:
Gneiss for yoo to play drum for baby Jesus an havahim smile at yoo! Baby Jesus play drum like wen him fall downda stairs. Baby Jesus play 'wipe-out' on him drums an he kin makit soun juss lik wen him fall downda stairs! I bett baby Jesus kin play drum and fall downda stair AT SAMETIME!
well, so what!! I can do that too. And run for Governor.

“Princess Hey”

Since: Oct 10

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#48 Feb 5, 2012
If you love yo mama vote for Obama.
clintna dean

Needham, MA

#49 Feb 5, 2012
Gubbanuh LaPaj have him a chinny lampdemon he got wen him go Shanghi. Him pray to dern lampdemon an it givvem powers. Him givvem sacafice to lampdemon an it givvem favurrs. Him lay down widda lampdemon inbed and love it lik wumman den lampdemon take him soul an fill himmup widda zidule hawntins til eccoplazzil make him lik ghose balloon...und yoo no Dey haff put eccoplazzil in alza dem woopsie pies.
rowper dean

Boston, MA

#50 Feb 8, 2012
Yum derg turds inna roombox bildens! Alla yoo all myrbags sittin frennda winders an watchin to see whatchers can see. Alla you all turds! Turds! Turds flowtin inna sua!! Pancreeses now jailt up cuzz alla yoo all havta go phonon paleese ---an all he did was ketched hisself a foodpuppy!
clintna dean

Hayward, CA

#51 Feb 11, 2012
Why him not ketchup hisself a foodfishie ensted?
clintna dean

Hayward, CA

#52 Feb 11, 2012
Baby Jesus sendat foodpuppy to pancreez so him cud hassome suppa.
morkka Dean

Holyoke, MA

#53 Feb 13, 2012
Iwan talkie widda haints innisear ghosbox. Uinnear haints? Enngghhh? Iwanna sesum haints talkie me. Uoose thissear ghosbox an talkie me haints. Aincha gona ansa me haints?

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#55 Feb 16, 2012
I'm gonna take my campaign staff and move to another part of town. I don't believe you guys are legal to vote anyway.
clintna dean

Linden, NJ

#56 Feb 17, 2012
Mitsy Fish wanbe gubbna eva den yoo needa get enchanted.
clintna dean

Linden, NJ

#57 Feb 17, 2012
Wee awways vote erly an offen. Yoo gon spenda hole day wen its votin day, gittin in line over an over again. Ghose votin allda lekkshuns, Mitsy, yoo havta be enchanted an talkie to the ghose if yoo wanna win gubbna lekkshun
La Taj Mahall

Portland, ME

#58 Feb 18, 2012
Genie Janie wrote:
Maybe it's just the city parts. I'm sure all Maine, like any other state is not full of drunks and druggees.
Oh, it is. Mainers are basically trash. And there were no "good old days," when Mainers were hard working, polite people.

Mainers have always been trash.

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#59 Feb 18, 2012
clintna dean wrote:
Mitsy Fish wanbe gubbna eva den yoo needa get enchanted.
People say I'm enchanting. That has to count. Do I have your vote or not? I can't waste time with people who don't want to vote for me absolutely. I've already promised whoopie pies for all. What more do you want?
clintna dean

Syracuse, NY

#60 Feb 20, 2012
Allus ribber peeple will vote mitsy fish but uneeda chanted weppun. Widdout one, Gubbna Lapaj will uoose him chinny lampdemon an tellit to make yoo lose the lekkshun.

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#61 Feb 21, 2012
clintna dean wrote:
Allus ribber peeple will vote mitsy fish but uneeda chanted weppun. Widdout one, Gubbna Lapaj will uoose him chinny lampdemon an tellit to make yoo lose the lekkshun.
I think I know where to get me a chanted weppun...I can't lose this election cause the people need me. I am a dedicated public servant.Plus,I make the best Whoopie Pies. Thank you for your support.
clintna dean

Bradford, VT

#62 Feb 22, 2012
Mitsy Fish caarfulla chinny lampdemon. What if chinny lampdemon alreddy no bout yoo?

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