Bangor Maine Sucks

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#235 Oct 15, 2012
Mrs Pennnywise wrote:
Oh Dear! Now Misty is leaving messages as characters from King stories. Is that because I deduced you are the source of the ficticous dean family? You know Misty, there are some very nice treatment centers -very much like country clubs (perhaps even complete with scented baseline!) with all the amenities where you could learn the difference between fantasy and reality.
Oh Dear, that is why I came to Bangor Maine. Well, plus my campaign headquarters are based here.

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#236 Oct 15, 2012
Wait a second!! What do you mean by ficticous? Are you telling me the Dean family....my dearest Rowper Dean....is not real? Then, who are they?
Mrs Pennywise

United States

#237 Oct 15, 2012
Misty Fitch, Governor for a day. Dear, you don't even understand the election process. I could tell you all about it, but you'll soon message yourself as Gubbna Dean, and quite probably have an adorable little conversation. I guess I'm expected to say I feel sorry for you, but that would be nonsense, since you are so certain I'm even less real than the deans. Woosh! Just now my keen eye has noticed movement on the river. Honest and for true! Well, my purchase of that spiffy little powerboat will allow me to find out what's going on, once and for all!!
Gubbna Dean

United States

#240 Oct 15, 2012
UNDA LSTADA PENNYWISEFAMLY DYDT INNADA 1940'S!!! ANUDDR MMPOSTR, AY? YOO JUSS REEMMBRR Y CNN SENDIE MEINA PLENNYPOTENCHEEAREE ANTLUR BUCK OVATOOYOO HAUS WIDDIM SIGARETS AN FOLDED NEWSPAPA!!
QTipp

United States

#242 Oct 15, 2012
My new friend Antlerbuck gave me a house to live in! Now I got a bed an a computer an a frigerater. Antlerbuck show me how to make the lights com on an how to shayve! He made that noyse he makes in his chest enough to make the wole place vibrade an its still vibrading now while I work unscramblin words to a secret poam writen by a mad man who ascaped from Antlerbuck down in bostin!
Gubbna Dean

United States

#244 Oct 17, 2012
Bas mmpostr ids cawt. Hoo-rah! Hppydaayz r heeregnn!

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#245 Oct 18, 2012
Mrs Pennywise wrote:
Misty Fitch, Governor for a day. Dear, you don't even understand the election process. I could tell you all about it, but you'll soon message yourself as Gubbna Dean, and quite probably have an adorable little conversation. I guess I'm expected to say I feel sorry for you, but that would be nonsense, since you are so certain I'm even less real than the deans. Woosh! Just now my keen eye has noticed movement on the river. Honest and for true! Well, my purchase of that spiffy little powerboat will allow me to find out what's going on, once and for all!!
I could move my headquarters out there with you and you could let me ride in your boat. I know the Deans are real, one is my precious Rowper Dean.....my Lt. Governor to be. Then, you will be sorry, Mrs. Pennywise. Very sorry.

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#246 Oct 18, 2012
I got to go cause The Vampire Diaries is coming on and I cannot miss it. Did you know Elena is now a vampire? I was really hoping the writers would not do that. She should have stayed a simple Dopelganger.

Back at 9 or 10, Mrs. Pennywise. Dear
qtipp

Holyoke, MA

#248 Oct 18, 2012
Antlerbuck wants me to put the words of this crazy poam in the right order but its impossable! Nobody could make any sence of this! Antlerbuck keeps comin in an wantin to know if I make any proggres, but I cant! Its called "the folds". A lunetic wroted it! There sposta be a secret mesaege in it, Antlerbuck says.

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#251 Oct 19, 2012
Frutti del Mare wrote:
So...everyone's nuts here, right?
of course not. What in the world made you think that?

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#254 Oct 23, 2012
A good song for my campaign rallies.

http://youtu.be/QJ9OzIn9-o4

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#255 Oct 23, 2012
qtipp wrote:
Antlerbuck wants me to put the words of this crazy poam in the right order but its impossable! Nobody could make any sence of this! Antlerbuck keeps comin in an wantin to know if I make any proggres, but I cant! Its called "the folds". A lunetic wroted it! There sposta be a secret mesaege in it, Antlerbuck says.
You can do it and I hope to see it posted when I return!!!
rowperdean

Bowie, MD

#256 Oct 23, 2012
Misty Fitch wrote:
A good song for my campaign rallies.
http://youtu.be/QJ9OzIn9-o4
Hnnk Wllyummz mmpostr!
Metal Queen

Dayton, NV

#257 Nov 11, 2012
Well, I always say, if you don't like Maine, then leave and never come back. Im from Maine and would love to go back home. idiots, mean people, rude people, crime and drugs are everywhere. Not just Maine. I live in Nevada now and it is the same shit here. I lived in New York (Upstate) and Florida (Where elderly migrate) and it's there too. No matter where you go, there are going to be bad things. So pull your heads out of your a$$es and get a clue. Its all around us and is never going to go away. You just need to learn to deal with it and live with it in the community you are in.
Get educated and learn to help one another and not get p!ssy and cry and whine about stupid crap.
I was born and raised in Bangor, Maine. And loved it.
If you think what you see in Bangor, Maine is bad, then go traveling around the country. Go through the Bronx in NY at night. You would see things that would make Bangor, Maine seem like heaven!
My opinion about Maine in general....is a beautiful state. Just because you have one or two enemies, doesn't mean everyone in that state is like that. When you all talk like this, makes me wonder why little kids are on the internet at all.

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#258 Nov 12, 2012
Most of those posting here seem to love Maine. I know that I do. That is why I plan to be the next governor.

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#259 Nov 12, 2012
rowperdean wrote:
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Hnnk Wllyummz mmpostr!
Merle Haggard is anything but any kind of imposter. Most country artist have too much respect for Hank Williams to disrespect him in any way.
pancrees dean

Old Town, ME

#260 Nov 13, 2012
go pizz upstream inna yer own mouff metal queen. Flsshd you owtta bamgor an you washup in nvvada widalladem oddrr prossatuudz!
Noneya

Bath, ME

#261 Nov 15, 2012
Bangor Maine is full of pill snorting TWEAKS who are self entitled a-holes that whine and cry if you don't lend them money and act like you owe them when you don't! Oh and don't forget the cheats, liars, and game players.
Bri

Bangor, ME

#262 Nov 19, 2012
Ever since I moved to Maine I've noticed that drivers in Bangor are idiots. There is this one thing they do that I didn't see in my state that much. It's when a vehicle would stop and the vehicles behind will start passing them either in the ditch or in the middle of the street (part way in the wrong / opposite lane). Maine drivers can't seem to comprehend that the vehicle in front of them might have stopped for a reason. Either to let a pedestrian cross, a car pass, or there was something wrong. I almost go run over lots of times in cross walks because a car would stop to let me cross but then people drive around them all pissed off, so they serve into the ditch or wrong lane. All the while they aren't looking where they are going because they are too busy giving the stopped vehicle dirty looks like the stupid Mainer is pissed off like some 5 year old child. Or even if they are in the right lane they don't notice that the other lane had stopped at the cross walk and it doesn't compute in their tiny Mainer brains that A: there is a cross walk. B: the lane to their left has stopped... gee that must = pedestrians having the right of way. But no the people in the far right lane will speed past as if they are blissfully unaware of what they are doing wrong. Either that or they are too selfish to care. I also think it's weird too that a Maine driver in Bangor would do an illegal U turn or some other illegal move, or they are turning in the opposite direction from where they are actually turning, or they are distracted by their cell phone and then whey they nearly hit another car or run over a pedestrian they have the audacity to give "them" a dirty look as if the victim was in the wrong. ha ha ha Maine drivers are scary! I still can't understand how full grown adults can't comprehend that if a vehicle stops in front of them that perhaps they should not get pissed off and speed around them via the ditch or middle of the road, that perhaps the car in front of them stopped for a reason. Can't wait to move out of Bangor they are stupid Idiots!
rowper dean

Old Town, ME

#263 Jan 13, 2013
mistyfish?

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