Why do white trash mayonnaise monkeys...

Why do white trash mayonnaise monkeys breed with their sisters & cousins?

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crappingcookies

United States

#1 Jan 15, 2012
Us white people procreate with our own family members. We create deformed children known as "inbreds" or "Cyclops". Often referred to as white trash, have such freakish abnormalities as fucked up teeth, white skin, big ears, the urge to sodomize strangers (even mom), crystal meth freaks, and a love of love of country music. We are disabled and rely on taxpayers and welfare. Hey fellow Gringos, had sex with your sister or cousin lately?
crazycajun

United States

#2 Jan 15, 2012
Mama says, you call the police on my son You pull a knife, he has a gun You call my wife a tramp, I call you a loser I drive an Escort, you drive a junked up Cruiser I ask my wife what's for dinner, she says slop We are inbred white trash cream of the crop We finally move in together and become one We do the horizontal bop until the morning sun We are now husband and wife, sister and brother Our kids won't know what to call us, maybe father and mother She is now pregnant with our child We are exhausted from our rituals and breeding style The neighbors say this is wrong that we should just adopt We must have our own or there will be no inbred white trash cream of the crop Now after 19 months, we have 2 We steal from the goodwill box to get clothes for me and you We use electrical cords for belts to discipline the children of ours We always encourage our kids to reach for the stars Their potential has yet to be achieved My wife says she has something up her sleeve We believe our kids will always be on top It helps to be inbred white trash cream of the crop Billy Sue is twelve and in the fourth grade Charlie does addition, he's got it made Our kids will bring us fortune and fame Too bad all kids ain't as talented as ours, what a shame Now our son hosts an AM radio program called the Swap Shop Our kids can feel priveleged being inbred white trash cream of the crop The love between us is very strong We feel as inbreds, it's where we belong Our kids have impairments, which brings government funds We keep our inbreds on the priority list they are still number one Now my daughter does unbelievable hip hop All other kids are jealous because they are not inbred white trash cream of the crop
geronimo

United States

#4 May 22, 2013
If white people are stupid, and everyone knows Mexicans are even more stupid, that means you're twice as stupid, stupid!
White Trash

Dallas, TX

#5 Aug 4, 2013
Hey, hey! It's normal for us white folks to breed within the family.
countryslicker

San Antonio, TX

#7 Aug 12, 2013
crappingcookies wrote:
Us white people procreate with our own family members. We create deformed children known as "inbreds" or "Cyclops". Often referred to as white trash, have bysuch freakish abnormalities as fucked up teeth, white skin, big ears, the urge to sodomize strangers (even mom), crystal meth freaks, and a love of love of country music. We are disabled and rely on taxpayers and welfare. Hey fellow Gringos, had sex with your sister or cousin lately?
Breed in or out the whites have done it just like the black's here in America. eventually breeding in
with each others own cousin's without knowing due to wanting to stay pure. Don't you know what your doing?

pure and unknowing inbreeding.
Horatio

San Antonio, TX

#8 Aug 12, 2013
Mexicans make their children have sex with each other at a very young age. I know it's true because a Mexican told me. He says it gives them practice so when they get older they know what to do.
Mexican

San Antonio, TX

#9 Aug 12, 2013
Ok dude I have never heard of such a dumb lie, cause in my family and all the ones I know are clean from that. So don't line them all to be that way
White Trash

San Antonio, TX

#10 Aug 13, 2013
Us white folks have been inbreeding for centuries. I guess that's why we're white, not bright, never right. We love killing our own kids, going on shooting massacres, hoarding, unable to speak of write in proper English, the race with the most people on welfare. Hell, the list goes on and on.
Cletus Kettle

San Antonio, TX

#11 Aug 13, 2013
Howdy! My name dun be Cletus Kettle and I prove this message. How yer doin?

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