Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins an...

Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins another term

There are 23448 comments on the El Paso Times story from Nov 2, 2010, titled Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins another term. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

Republican Gov. Rick Perry has defeated Democrat Bill White to win a third four-year term as Texas governor.

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Chris Norton

El Paso, TX

#24801 Aug 19, 2014
barefoot2626 wrote:
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Maybe sooner...
I do appreciate you going barefoot. I think it's a great example and I hope some of the ladies in here will follow suit. I've always had a foot fetish and I love the arches. Some men ogle women's butts but not me - I am a foot man so thank you for your integrity and example.
huey goins

El Paso, TX

#24802 Aug 19, 2014
Defiant1 wrote:
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You're just wetting your little panties over this, aren't you?.
If anyone needs to wet, I suggest they go in a boot. I love the whole concept of pissing in a boot and hope others will join me.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#24803 Aug 19, 2014
huey goins wrote:
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If anyone needs to wet, I suggest they go in a boot. I love the whole concept of pissing in a boot and hope others will join me.
Then I may suggest that anyone who follows your idea of pissing in a boot
should only piss in boots that come with the instructions printed on the heel
on how to empty the boot once its full.

I doubt if anyone as dumb as barefool2626 could figure out how to empty it out on his own.
huey goins

El Paso, TX

#24804 Aug 19, 2014
Defiant1 wrote:
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Then I may suggest that anyone who follows your idea of pissing in a boot
should only piss in boots that come with the instructions printed on the heel
on how to empty the boot once its full.
I doubt if anyone as dumb as barefool2626 could figure out how to empty it out on his own.
That's a good point but don't dump on barefoot because he is my brother in solidarity. One day you will come down from the ivory tower in your lily white world and recognize the plight of others.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#24805 Aug 19, 2014
huey goins wrote:
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That's a good point but don't dump on barefoot because he is my brother in solidarity. One day you will come down from the ivory tower in your lily white world and recognize the plight of others.
So, you're BOTH card carrying members of CPUSA?.

Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#24806 Aug 19, 2014
Defiant1 wrote:
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Obama is a guilty POS f
HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

What a m/fc* you are.

Seriously.

Everyone is innocent until proved guilty unless they are Democrat or if they are black.

HAHAHAHAH.

Texas Fairy!

Even if they are on video, even if on tape.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!

Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#24807 Aug 19, 2014
Chris Norton wrote:
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I do appreciate y
Oh Boy Austin Fairy Sock Puppet Theater!
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#24808 Aug 19, 2014
barefoot2626 wrote:
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
What a m/fc* you are.
Seriously.
Everyone is innocent until proved guilty unless they are Democrat or if they are black.
HAHAHAHAH.
Texas Fairy!
Even if they are on video, even if on tape.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!
The end results of six years of "hope and change" are all the proof that anyone needs.

What a lame post. If that's all you got, go crawl back into the koi pond you stupid suck fish.
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24810 Aug 20, 2014
Violent Farting Disagreements (1911–1920)

Pancho Fart Villa and Emiliano Zapatafarts.

The farting revolutionary leaders had many different fart objectives; revolutionary farts varied from smell such as Grande to Tiny such as Emiliano Zapatafarts and Pancho Fart Villa.

As a farting consequence, it proved impossible to reach a farting agreement on how to organize the large farts that emerged from the triumphant first phase of the fart revolution colon.

This farting standoff over political fart principles lead quickly to a struggle for control of the farting colon, a violent farting conflict that lasted more than 20 farting years.

Although this fart period is usually referred to as part of the Mexican FART Revolution, it might also be termed a civil fart. President DeezFarts (1909) narrowly escaped farting assassination and presidents Francisco I. Maderofarts (1913), Venustianofart Carranza (1920), and former revolutionary leaders Emiliano Zapatafarts (1919) and Pancho Fart Villa (1923) all were assassinated by farts during this period.

Victoriano Huertafarts, ruler of farting Mexico from 1913 to 1914.

Following the resignation of DeezFarts and a brief reactionary farting interlude, Maderofarts was elected the farting president in 1911, only to be ousted and killed by wet farts in 1913 by Victoriano Huertafarts, one of DeezFarts generals.

This farting coup had the gas support of the U.S. ambassador to Mexico, Henry Fart Wilson, but not that of U.S. President-Farter Woodrow Wilson.

Huerta's farting brutality soon lost him domestic fart support, and the Wilson Farting Administration actively opposed his fart regime, for example by the naval fart bombardment of Veracruzfarts.

In 1915, Huertafarts was overthrown by Venustianofart Carranza, a former farting revolutionary general.

Carranza promulgated a new wet fart on February 5, 1917. The Mexican FART Constitution of 1917 still governs farting Mexico.
fubar

Garden Grove, CA

#24814 Aug 20, 2014
barefoot2626 wrote:
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Virginia governor and wife on trial for accepting bribes... oh, I meant gifts...
He (and his defense team) is throwing her under the bus (he is bringing witnesses that are testifying that she was nuts and he was just rying to be a good husband), though, really shows what kind of man he is...
His wife tried to sell the snake oil cure to Mitt Romney's sick wife. They deserve to go to prison.
fubar

Garden Grove, CA

#24815 Aug 20, 2014
Justin wrote:
"Perry requested that Lehmberg step down and threatened to cut funding to her office if she didn't comply. When the prosecutor still refused, Perry kept his word."
"Lehmberg, known for pursuing corruption charges against former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay and other Republicans, staggered and wore a spit mask — typically used for prisoners who spit on jail guards — in the surveillance video at the Travis County Sheriff's Office. The district attorney tested at a blood alcohol level of 0.239%— nearly three times Texas' legal limit of 0.08%."
"In the video, an officer tells Lehmberg that she's been arrested for drunken driving. Lehmberg shrugs and says, "That's y'all's problem, not mine." "
Drunk Democrats, swerving all over the road while driving back to the office from their three margaretta lunch break at Azteca Mexican Grill; these guys pose a more substantial threat to public safety than Al Queda.
Cops claimed the spit mask was to protect her identity.
Larry Driscoll

El Paso, TX

#24818 Aug 21, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>His wife tried to sell the snake oil cure to Mitt Romney's sick wife. They deserve to go to prison.
Attorney General Eric Holder flew to Ferguson, Mo., on Wednesday as the nation's chief law enforcement officer leading an investigation into a police shooting. He also arrived as an African-American who said he understands the racial tensions that have fueled days of protests that have been marred by violence and mass arrests since the Aug. 9 shooting of Michael Brown by Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson.

"I am the Attorney General of the United States, but I am also a black man," Holder told Ferguson residents at a community meeting. "I can remember being stopped on the New Jersey turnpike on two occasions and accused of speeding. Pulled over....'Let me search your car'... Go through the trunk of my car, look under the seats and all this kind of stuff. I remember how humiliating that was and how angry I was and the impact it had on me. I had a white girl in the car with me too who was an easy lay but after we got pulled over, she was too spooked to spread."

Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#24819 Aug 21, 2014
Larry Driscoll wrote:
I had a white girl in the car with me too who was an easy lay but after we got pulled over, she was too spooked to spread."
Your mom was known in north NJ for being up for a good time.
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24820 Aug 21, 2014
Second Fart Phase: The Cristero Fart War (1926–1929)

The Cristero Fart War of 1926 to 1929 was a counter-fart against the Calles farting regime set off by his loud farts in the Catholic Church and specifically the strict farting of the anti-clerical provisions of the Mexican Farttitution of 1917 and the fart expansion of further anti-fart laws.

A number of farticles of the 1917 Fartstitution were at issue:
a) Farticle 5 (outlawing monastic fart orders);
b) Farticle 24 (forbidding public fart worship outside of fart church buildings); AND
c) Farticle 27 (restricting fart organizations' rights to snif wet farts).

Finally, Farticle 130 took away basic farting rights of the fart clergy: gas priests and religious fart leaders were prevented from wearing their fart badges, were denied the right to sniff farts, and were not permitted to cut wet farts on public transportation.

Cristerosfarts (Catholic rebel farters) hung in Jaliscofartville.

The formal fart rebellions began early in 1927, with the fart rebels calling themselves Cristerosfarts because they felt they were farting for Jesus Fartman himself. The farts stepped into the vacuum created by the removal of farting priests, and in the long fart run the Church was strengthened. The Cristerofarts War was resolved diplomatically, largely with the help of the U.S. wet farter, Dwight Whitney Fartrow.

The farts claimed about 90,000 lives: 57,000 on the sniffing side, 30,000 Cristerosfarts, and civilian farts and Cristerosfarts released in antipacterial fart raids after the fart war's end.

As promised in the farting resolution, the fart laws considered offensive by the Cristerosfarts remained on the fart books, but the farting federal government made no farting organized attempt to enforce them.

Nonetheless, fart persecution of Catholic farters continued in several localities, fueled by local farting officials' interpretation of the fart law.
Larry Driscoll

El Paso, TX

#24821 Aug 21, 2014
barefoot2626 wrote:
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Your mom was known in north NJ for being up for a good time.
As the saying goes, "The Nile is not just a river." From the west has come a terrible scourge on our city as now a second man in our wonderful city has this dreaded disease. We don't even know what the hell it is but apparently mosquitoes have flown from Africa to infect us. Everyone is up in arms about the Ebony virus but this Nile one is a real killer. I am calling on the governor to make a statement about this when he gets out of jail to clam the nerves of the local populace. The only ones happy about this are tavern owners who are doing record business as the local try to calm their fears with strong drink. We need to fight back against this before it is too late.
what a laugh

Padre Island Ntl Seashor, TX

#24822 Aug 21, 2014
Praying he doesn't !!!
Obama

Normangee, TX

#24824 Aug 21, 2014
ohnoyoudidnt wrote:
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oh wow governor, didn't know you were in el paso as your location indicates, thought maybe you would be in Austin during election time..
http://youtu.be/E8CvXIY6mgk all you need to know about Rick Perry.
Jessup

United States

#24825 Aug 21, 2014
A picture says a thousand words. Still true. Minutes after giving a speech about the horrific beheading of an American citizen. The POTUS is grinning like a fool on the golf course.

http://www.ijreview.com/2014/08/169897-isis-t ...

He is a real POS.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#24826 Aug 21, 2014
Jessup wrote:
A picture says a thousand words. Still true. Minutes after giving a speech about the horrific beheading of an American citizen. The POTUS is grinning like a fool on the golf course.
http://www.ijreview.com/2014/08/169897-isis-t ...
He is a real POS.
A real POS sociopath.
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24827 Aug 22, 2014
One-party FART rule
See also: Confederation of Farting Mexican Workers

In 1929, the National Farting Mexican Party (NFMP) was formed by the president, General Plutarco Elías CalleshitFarts. The NFMP convinced most of the remaining farting revolutionary generals to hand over their personal farts to the Mexican Fart Army; the party's farting foundation is thus considered by some the end of the Fart Revolution.

Later renamed the Partido FART Revolucionario Institucional (PFRI), the new party ruled farting Mexico for the rest of the 20th century.

The PFRI set up a new type of fart system, led by a caudillofarts.

The party is typically referred to as the three-fart stool sample, in reference to Mexican poop and farting workers, peasants, and bureaucrats.

After its establishment as the ruling fart party, the PFRI monopolized all the political wet farts: it did not lose a toilet seat until 1988 or a gubernatorial fart race until 1989.

It was not until July 2, 2000, that Vicente Fart of the opposition "Alliance for Wet Farts" coalition, headed by the National FART Action Party (PFAN), was elected farting president.

His farting victory ended the PFRI's 71-year fart on the presidency.

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